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CM_Ponch
03/03/24 2:01:02 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7ea81f74.jpg

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Guide
03/03/24 2:03:17 PM
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Surprised you don't see this kind of thing more. It makes sense. Being strong means you get responsibility. Sometimes, you want someone else to have responsibility, and Supes is the strongest of all.

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EyeWontBeFooled
03/03/24 2:04:36 PM
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Man of Steel; Woman of Kleenex tho

Like ouch

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Dungeater
03/03/24 2:04:52 PM
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mfw my role model is a sub

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/81ec79b1.jpg

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FortuneCookie
03/03/24 2:11:29 PM
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I mean, Shuster drew Lois and Clark in compromising positions before.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/41686e0f.jpg

It's nice to know this is finally canon.
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Guide
03/03/24 2:12:31 PM
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As you can see, gamefaqs is the tits, but gamefaqs is also ass.

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FortuneCookie
03/03/24 2:16:13 PM
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Guide posted...
As you can see, gamefaqs is the tits, but gamefaqs is also ass.

People don't know this, but Siegel and Shuster co-created GameFAQs as well as Superman. Having a video game website in the 1940s, it didn't work out very well for them because there were no video games to write FAQs for and no internet to host their site. They were truly ahead of their time.

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UnfairRepresent
03/03/24 2:16:21 PM
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I mean how do we kmow Lois doesn't wear that XD

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Guide
03/03/24 2:16:59 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
People don't know this, but Siegel and Shuster co-created GameFAQs as well as Superman. Having a video game website in the 1940s, it didn't work out very well for them because there were no video games to write FAQs for and no internet to host their site. They were truly ahead of their time.

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lmao

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King_Rial
03/03/24 2:18:41 PM
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Guide posted...
As you can see, gamefaqs is the tits, but gamefaqs is also ass.

FortuneCookie posted...
People don't know this, but Siegel and Shuster co-created GameFAQs as well as Superman. Having a video game website in the 1940s, it didn't work out very well for them because there were no video games to write FAQs for and no internet to host their site. They were truly ahead of their time.

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Glad I came into this topic. Good stuff all around.

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Unsuprised_Pika
03/03/24 2:28:31 PM
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Man of Steel; Woman of Kleenex tho

Like ouch

Kryptonite specks in the chains or something.

Enough for him to reduced to human level but not enough to be gasping for breath(not before Lois gets to work at least)

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UnfairRepresent
03/03/24 2:39:43 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Garantee there's a shit ton of porn of that just like with Wonder Woman

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King_Rial
03/03/24 2:42:36 PM
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I mean, she was modeled after the third in his and his wife's throuple.

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Jagr_68
03/03/24 2:44:24 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I mean, Shuster drew Lois and Clark in compromising positions before.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/41686e0f.jpg

It's nice to know this is finally canon.

How come Clark still has his pantalones on and Lois is butt ass naked?

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The_Popo
03/03/24 2:45:20 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
How come Clark still has his pantalones on and Lois is butt ass naked?

Do you not see the oversized GameFAQs bikini shes wearing?

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Jagr_68
03/03/24 2:46:57 PM
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The_Popo posted...
Do you not see the oversized GameFAQs bikini shes wearing?

TIL GameFAQs is a 70 year old website o___o

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Mistere_Man
03/03/24 2:46:58 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
How come Clark still has his pantalones on and Lois is butt ass naked?

His butt it very ugly, and the whip person doesnt want to have to see it.

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Block_that_Kick
03/03/24 2:54:05 PM
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What happens to Clarks super sperm when he goes in Lois?

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Zikten
03/03/24 3:17:55 PM
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In real life, Clark's discharge would probably blast through her body like a shotgun shell
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UnfairRepresent
03/03/24 3:29:36 PM
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Zikten posted...
In real life, Clark's discharge would probably blast through her body like a shotgun shell
Robot Chicken did it

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Unsuprised_Pika
03/03/24 3:40:55 PM
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Zikten posted...
In real life, Clark's discharge would probably blast through her body like a shotgun shell

I wonder if someone has made this porn yet.

Once Supes goes public domain think we will get a horror film with his "shotgun blasts" as his prefered method of killing?

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StarSpangled
03/06/24 7:01:00 AM
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I have screencaps

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StarSpangled
03/06/24 7:01:56 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1ed7b020.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/452bb732.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/55cff865.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bb9b58d8.jpg
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MrKapowski
03/06/24 7:13:41 AM
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Zikten posted...
In real life, Clark's discharge would probably blast through her body like a shotgun shell


Unsuprised_Pika posted...
I wonder if someone has made this porn yet.

Once Supes goes public domain think we will get a horror film with his "shotgun blasts" as his prefered method of killing?

Nobody remembers that scene (it may have been a deleted scene idk) from Hancock?

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loafy013
03/06/24 7:18:32 AM
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MrKapowski posted...


Nobody remembers that scene (it may have been a deleted scene idk) from Hancock?
I thought i was crazy thinking about that. Something about making the woman get off him before he finishes, then showing the roof explode from the outside of the house or something.

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mustachedmystic
03/06/24 7:20:43 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
Nobody remembers that scene (it may have been a deleted scene idk) from Hancock?
I remember that. How about on Smallvile when Clark and Lana fucked?

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K181
03/06/24 7:24:04 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c5596727.jpg

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Foppe
03/06/24 7:36:56 AM
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Reminds me of a comic I read once.
It was a superhero team parody of the JLA.
A hooker beats up a bad guy, or something like that, and the JLA put her on the JLA team.
Since she was a hooker, she did some... things... that were not for kids.
Near the end of the comic, she gets alone with fake Superman. She learns that he is a virgin, and decides to give him head.
He manage to move her head away in the last moment before shooting a blast into the sky.
...which hits an airplane, destroying a wing and it starts to fall.
So Superman flies up and saves the plane by holding up whats left of the destroyed wing.
...and then he discovers that he is not wearing any pants.

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
03/06/24 7:43:52 AM
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I'm convinced Larry Given wishes he'd never written "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". 50+ year career, and apart from Ringworld, that's all anybody ever mentions about him. ^_^

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MrKapowski
03/06/24 7:44:40 AM
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loafy013 posted...
I thought i was crazy thinking about that. Something about making the woman get off him before he finishes, then showing the roof explode from the outside of the house or something.

Yep

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Prismsblade
03/06/24 7:47:21 AM
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Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Kryptonite specks in the chains or something.

Enough for him to reduced to human level but not enough to be gasping for breath(not before Lois gets to work at least)
Id imagine a room of red sun lights would probably suffice, super would be depowered eventually but still able to perform.

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pegusus123456
03/06/24 7:47:45 AM
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I did once read a gay fan comic where Darkseid kidnaps the Justice League members to harvest their semen to create a superpowered clone army.

He didn't bother with Batman because he didn't have superpowers, so Batman saves the day by using a uh....Bat-ring on Superman and then fellating him. When the time is right, Batman releases the ring which...releases Superman and the resulting firepower destroys the machine keeping him imprisoned

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Compsognathus
03/06/24 8:42:58 AM
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StarSpangled posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1ed7b020.jpg
Like there is a lot weird here, but the less obvious thing is that Lois and Lucy are sisters and their kids would be cousins.


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vycebrand2
03/06/24 9:29:46 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What about Powergirl though?

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StarSpangled
03/07/24 9:14:12 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
Like there is a lot weird here, but the less obvious thing is that Lois and Lucy are sisters and their kids would be cousins.

Yeah, that was the reason I posted that lol. I got these from the old Superdickery site.

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