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Reminds me of a comic I read once.
It was a superhero team parody of the JLA.
A hooker beats up a bad guy, or something like that, and the JLA put her on the JLA team.
Since she was a hooker, she did some... things... that were not for kids.
Near the end of the comic, she gets alone with fake Superman. She learns that he is a virgin, and decides to give him head.
He manage to move her head away in the last moment before shooting a blast into the sky.
...which hits an airplane, destroying a wing and it starts to fall.
So Superman flies up and saves the plane by holding up whats left of the destroyed wing.
...and then he discovers that he is not wearing any pants.