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UnfairRepresent
02/29/24 4:00:18 PM
#1:


You forgot that your SO had invited them. They'll be here tonight and you gotta prepare something.

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What would you serve them?

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Dungeater
02/29/24 4:01:25 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You forgot that your SO had invited them. They'll be here tonight and you gotta prepare something.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a303c729.png

What would you serve them?
how much time do i have?

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Were_Wyrm
02/29/24 4:05:31 PM
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Leftover curry is tonight's dinner, bitches don't like it they can go somewhere else.

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divot1338
02/29/24 4:18:41 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You forgot that your SO had invited them. They'll be here tonight and you gotta prepare something.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a303c729.png

What would you serve them?
My body.

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garan
02/29/24 4:28:17 PM
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Those 3 rich ass women can take me out to eat or they can fuck off. I'm poor as shit and I doubt they want to share some ramen with me.
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firedoom666
02/29/24 4:29:17 PM
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I'm making some wonderful steamed hams

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BloodMoon7
02/29/24 4:55:00 PM
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I hope they like burnt rice

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NeonOPPAl
02/29/24 4:56:25 PM
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Prestoff
02/29/24 4:56:57 PM
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Steamed hams

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Torgo
02/29/24 4:59:27 PM
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Soy and leftist tears! (how insufferable am I being?)

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Roachmeat
02/29/24 5:00:20 PM
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garan posted...
Those 3 rich @%# women can take me out to eat or they can @#& off. I'm poor as @%# and I doubt they want to share some ramen with me.

Laughter is either great medicine or something close to what A.K.I hits people with on Street Fighter 6, because I am falling over at this post.
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Xenogears15
02/29/24 5:03:19 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/feda5d83.jpg

EDIT: I have changed the recipe and now add the entire can of chipotle peppers. It's wonderful~

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bigblu89
02/29/24 5:28:09 PM
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Thursday is usually "Breakfast for Dinner" night in my house, so it'll either be eggs and bacon and/or sausage, or homemade pancakes.

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thisworld
02/29/24 6:43:26 PM
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Rice
Boiled eggs (plain)
Cabbage (raw)
Cucumber (raw)
Shallot (raw)
Plain water

No salad dressing or condiments. Minari for snack in case they want more punishment and yes, I can eat that meal. They are really going to regret ever coming here lol
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Kradek
02/29/24 7:26:37 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What would you serve them?

For Gal Gadot, humble pie.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/29/24 7:27:14 PM
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I'd serve them justice

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Xatrion
02/29/24 7:34:11 PM
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Gal and AOC can stay. I'm not cooking for a misandrist, however.

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Kradek
02/29/24 7:38:33 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Gal and AOC can stay. I'm not cooking for a misandrist, however.

So you'd take someone who supports Israel's genocide of Palestinians over someone who writes a lot of break up songs?

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MangaBroski
02/29/24 7:42:13 PM
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garan posted...
Those 3 rich ass women can take me out to eat or they can fuck off. I'm poor as shit and I doubt they want to share some ramen with me.

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supergamerbret
02/29/24 8:02:01 PM
#21:


Nut in Gadot, taste AOC, make Swifts unsexy ass watch
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UnfairRepresent
03/01/24 5:09:42 AM
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Dungeater posted...
how much time do i have?
it's tonight so a few hours I guess.

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boomgetchopped3
03/01/24 5:17:45 AM
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hope ya gals like peanut butter


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marthsheretoo
03/01/24 5:46:24 AM
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Probably Google Palestinian dishes and try and match the spices in my cabinet to one of the results.

Also I'd say something like "why didn't you tell me you knew Gal Gadot and AOC?"

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
03/01/24 5:47:36 AM
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Either beef stew (beef, rice, potatoes, carrots) or my grandma's epic lemon pepper chicken chunks.

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willythemailboy
03/01/24 5:51:08 AM
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I think I have a frozen pizza, some chicken salad, four bananas, and instant oatmeal.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
03/01/24 7:07:19 AM
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Hummus with crudites. Mushroom bacon spinach frittata. Spicy gunpowder potatoes.

Tea and biscotti for dessert.

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jumi
03/01/24 7:15:06 AM
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Israel & Palestine is definitely gonna be the conversation topic, though.

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UnfairRepresent
03/02/24 5:01:11 PM
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willythemailboy posted...
I think I have a frozen pizza, some chicken salad, four bananas, and instant oatmeal.
hmmm

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sabin017
03/02/24 5:03:46 PM
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https://youtu.be/TVkV2oGPM2k?t=132

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vycebrand2
03/02/24 5:06:50 PM
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Find out what each one likes.


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ScazarMeltex
03/02/24 5:11:19 PM
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I make a mean Pasta Con Broccoli.

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willythemailboy
03/02/24 9:23:08 PM
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Perhaps the most important point: If my SO invited them, why aren't they preparing something?

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Dark_Arbron
03/02/24 9:24:56 PM
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willythemailboy posted...
Perhaps the most important point: If my SO invited them, why aren't they preparing something?

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StormSignal
03/02/24 9:51:41 PM
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chili cheese tots

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The_Korey
03/02/24 11:04:57 PM
#36:


Why would I be serving? I didn't invite anyone.

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UnfairRepresent
03/03/24 5:47:35 AM
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Maybe you said you would, maybe your SO burnt their hands really badly at the aquarium.

Does it matter? That's not the point. The point is what would you make for them if they were coming.

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Dark_Arbron
03/03/24 5:50:31 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Maybe you said you would, maybe your SO burnt their hands really badly at the aquarium.

Does it matter? That's not the point. The point is what would you make for them if they were coming.

If you didn't invite them yourself (possibly because you didn't want to) then it is the point.

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LeoRavus
03/03/24 5:54:43 AM
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If I absolutely had to do this, I'd have to first research what they eat. Celebs tend to be on some crazy diet. If it's whatever's available in the house then chicken and rice.

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jumi
03/03/24 6:54:38 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Maybe you said you would, maybe your SO burnt their hands really badly at the aquarium.

Does it matter? That's not the point. The point is what would you make for them if they were coming.

At the aquarium?! How?!

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The_Korey
03/03/24 9:15:58 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Does it matter? That's not the point. The point is what would you make for them if they were coming.

It matters immensely since everyone knows I don't make shit. Don't @ me unless your down for oven pizza.

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UnfairRepresent
03/03/24 12:26:05 PM
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jumi posted...
At the aquarium?! How?!
There was a fire.

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