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uwnim 02/27/24 6:20:22 PM #1:	Sword is 7 feet long and like a foot wide. You are able to easily wield it with one hand. However, if the sword is farther than 10 feet away from you, it will, after an hour, start spinning and fly towards you. Cutting anything in its way. Time until it starts to return decreases with distance. 1 hour at 10 feet, 30 minutes at 20 feet, 15 minutes at 40, etc. So you pretty much have to always have it nearby unless you want to cause a bunch of destruction. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:979079599] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Sword is 7 feet long and like a foot wide. You are able to easily wield it with one hand. However, if the sword is farther than 10 feet away from you, it will, after an hour, start spinning and fly towards you. Cutting anything in its way. Time until it starts to return decreases with distance. 1 hour at 10 feet, 30 minutes at 20 feet, 15 minutes at 40, etc. So you pretty much have to always have it nearby unless you want to cause a bunch of destruction. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 02/27/24 6:22:37 PM #2:	Does it spin like a helicopter propeller or like a drill? --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:979079639] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Does it spin like a helicopter propeller or like a drill? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 02/27/24 6:25:45 PM #3:	First does it hurt me on return or will it always be a good catch? --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:979079724] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>First does it hurt me on return or will it always be a good catch? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ANort 02/27/24 6:33:53 PM #4:	Something tells me they won't let you on a plane with an "emotional support sword". Or into most businesses. --- Are we the baddies? <cite>ANort posted [p:979079897] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Something tells me they won't let you on a plane with an "emotional support sword". Or into most businesses. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/27/24 8:04:42 PM #5:	GeminiDeus posted... Does it spin like a helicopter propeller or like a drill? Helicopter. bnui_ransder posted... First does it hurt me on return or will it always be a good catch? I you make some effort to catch it, even if it is just reaching out your hand without looking, it will land in your hand. If you refuse to catch, it will hit you in a way that will hurt but not cause any significant injury. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:979081545] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>GeminiDeus posted... </cite><quote>Does it spin like a helicopter propeller or like a drill?</quote>Helicopter.bnui_ransder posted... </cite><quote>First does it hurt me on return or will it always be a good catch?</quote>I you make some effort to catch it, even if it is just reaching out your hand without looking, it will land in your hand. If you refuse to catch, it will hit you in a way that will hurt but not cause any significant injury. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/28/24 12:15:48 PM #6:	Any takers? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:979092263] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Any takers? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 02/28/24 12:17:10 PM #7:	nah it might kill my dog and other people ofc --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:979092287] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>nah it might kill my dog and other people ofc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cadcrafter 02/28/24 12:17:19 PM #8:	Thats probably gonna kill somebody someday. No deal --- "think before you press enter. all of you." - SmashFaqs Discord i want lemm to eat ten egg <cite>cadcrafter posted [p:979092290] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Thats probably gonna kill somebody someday. No deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mew 02/28/24 12:19:15 PM #9:	Whats the downside? --- https://iili.io/J2AP3an.gif <cite>Mew posted [p:979092335] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Whats the downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 02/28/24 12:21:07 PM #10:	Sure, invested at a modes 5% yields $25k a year. --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:979092371] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Sure, invested at a modes 5% yields $25k a year. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJKirby 02/28/24 12:21:35 PM #11:	Gimme --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. <cite>SSJKirby posted [p:979092379] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Gimme </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jupiter 02/28/24 12:23:00 PM #12:	That's gonna cause some major damage. Not easy to justify keeping a giant Buster Sword near me at all times. --- Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Jupiter posted [p:979092405] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>That's gonna cause some major damage. Not easy to justify keeping a giant Buster Sword near me at all times. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 02/28/24 12:29:06 PM #13:	The only issue I could see having is grocery shopping and there's no delivery service around here. Guess I could get someone to do it and just chill at home with the sword. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:979092507] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>The only issue I could see having is grocery shopping and there's no delivery service around here. Guess I could get someone to do it and just chill at home with the sword. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorganTJ 02/28/24 12:30:51 PM #14:	Ill take the yandere sword <cite>MorganTJ posted [p:979092545] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Ill take the yandere sword</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/28/24 3:11:33 PM #15:	LeoRavus posted... The only issue I could see having is grocery shopping and there's no delivery service around here. Guess I could get someone to do it and just chill at home with the sword. Get to know like the manager and maybe you could get them to let it slide. ANort posted... Something tells me they won't let you on a plane with an "emotional support sword". Or into most businesses. Planes would be really hard, yeah. Security doesnt tend to approve of giant swords as a carryon. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:979095635] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite><quote>The only issue I could see having is grocery shopping and there's no delivery service around here. Guess I could get someone to do it and just chill at home with the sword.</quote>Get to know like the manager and maybe you could get them to let it slide.ANort posted... </cite><quote>Something tells me they won't let you on a plane with an "emotional support sword". Or into most businesses.</quote>Planes would be really hard, yeah. Security doesnt tend to approve of giant swords as a carryon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anony1125 02/28/24 3:16:15 PM #16:	I would do it for free. I will bear this burden for the world. --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Anony1125 posted [p:979095710] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>I would do it for free. I will bear this burden for the world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 02/28/24 3:21:03 PM #17:	I was gonna say I'd consider for at at least three additional digits, but considering it's a jrpg-sized sword I'm saying LOL NO --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:979095812] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>I was gonna say I'd consider for at at least three additional digits, but considering it's a jrpg-sized sword I'm saying LOL NO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/28/24 9:09:55 PM #18:	Aressar posted... I was gonna say I'd consider for at at least three additional digits, but considering it's a jrpg-sized sword I'm saying LOL NO I picked the money to be a large amount that would tempt people, but not so large that people could just buy their way out of the inconvenience caused by the sword. Also, the sword is that big partially just cause I think it would look funny and also so you can't try to hide it. >_> --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:979101710] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite><quote>I was gonna say I'd consider for at at least three additional digits, but considering it's a jrpg-sized sword I'm saying LOL NO</quote>I picked the money to be a large amount that would tempt people, but not so large that people could just buy their way out of the inconvenience caused by the sword.Also, the sword is that big partially just cause I think it would look funny and also so you can't try to hide it. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 02/28/24 9:27:22 PM #19:	I'm imagining someone tossing it on the ground and then speeding off in their car just to have a helicopter blade chasing them around the city. --- PSN ID: Aristoph https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj5ydFYxnEODxpQeBswmiAA <cite>Aristoph posted [p:979101983] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>I'm imagining someone tossing it on the ground and then speeding off in their car just to have a helicopter blade chasing them around the city. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 02/28/24 9:33:52 PM #20:	yeah I'd become a cosplayer or something, and try really hard to always be at anime conventions. hopefully I'd eventually get enough notoriety after some point that I could become a youtuber or streamer or something, and then make money that way. --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979102103] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>yeahI'd become a cosplayer or something, and try really hard to always be at anime conventions. hopefully I'd eventually get enough notoriety after some point that I could become a youtuber or streamer or something, and then make money that way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/28/24 9:35:11 PM #21:	Does it talk? --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:979102132] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Does it talk? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 02/29/24 9:44:41 AM #22:	Aristoph posted... I'm imagining someone tossing it on the ground and then speeding off in their car just to have a helicopter blade chasing them around the city. I was hoping someone would say they'd do that. Irony posted... Does it talk? No. It is a good listener though. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:979108930] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>Aristoph posted... </cite><quote>I'm imagining someone tossing it on the ground and then speeding off in their car just to have a helicopter blade chasing them around the city.</quote>I was hoping someone would say they'd do that.Irony posted... </cite><quote>Does it talk?</quote>No. It is a good listener though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 02/29/24 9:52:54 AM #23:	The 10 feet rule would basically make it impossible to travel via commercial airline. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:979109056] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>The 10 feet rule would basically make it impossible to travel via commercial airline. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
willythemailboy 02/29/24 9:56:56 AM #24:	bigblu89 posted... The 10 feet rule would basically make it impossible to travel via commercial airline. But think how much you could make as a lumberjack. Look boss, no chainsaw! --- There are four lights. <cite>willythemailboy posted [p:979109114] in $511,111 b... [t:80707479]...</cite> <quote>bigblu89 posted... </cite><quote>The 10 feet rule would basically make it impossible to travel via commercial airline.</quote>But think how much you could make as a lumberjack. Look boss, no chainsaw! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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