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HairyQueen
02/25/24 12:16:36 PM
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I have a dentist appointment tomorrow and Im wondering if itll be okay. Im also going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time that day (hes 22)

are there any 4seeable problems? This is also a new dentist

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Xatrion
02/25/24 12:18:00 PM
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When is it not ok to have sex, I ask you?

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NeonOPPAl
02/25/24 12:18:23 PM
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Your dentist knows if you gave a BJ recently due to specific bruises in the mouth. So the only thing you'll have to worry about is him judging you for that >_>

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HairyQueen
02/25/24 12:57:49 PM
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Xatrion posted...
When is it not ok to have sex, I ask you?
Possibly after the dentist so Im checking :(

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Villain_S_Fiend
02/25/24 1:16:40 PM
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If you're doing something that'll result in a soft clot in your mouth (like an extraction) I feel like vigorous activities that increase blood flow are ill-advised (and performing oral would be 100% a bad idea). But if you're just getting a cleaning or filling I'd imagine you should be fine.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/25/24 1:31:09 PM
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If you have any kind of operation that involves Novocain, the numbness may be an issue. Kissing might be weird, and if you're engaging in oral sex you may unknowingly be applying pressure in a bad way. If your dentist is scraping off a bunch of plaque from your teeth, that might also cause your gums to bleed and an open sore in your mouth makes oral sex more likely to transmit an STI.

These are a few things to be on the lookout for, but overall that shouldn't stop you from having sex.

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Jabodie
02/25/24 1:33:34 PM
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Dropping his age seems like an interestong bit of reddit culture spreading around the internet.

On topic, I don't is an issue if it's a typical cleaning.

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Crimsoness
02/25/24 1:35:07 PM
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I think it depends on what they're doing, I'd say if they doing an extraction or root canal you probably won't feel like having sex or probably shouldn't

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LordYeezus
02/25/24 1:57:15 PM
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At least you can guarantee good smelling breath

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Jiek_Fafn
02/25/24 1:58:11 PM
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No. You should not have sex with your dentist right after a procedure. I'm pretty sure he can get in trouble for that.

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1337toothbrush
02/25/24 2:01:59 PM
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Why not during?

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Hejiru
02/25/24 2:04:04 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
No. You should not have sex with your dentist right after a procedure. I'm pretty sure he can get in trouble for that.

Im going to need you to open really wide

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boomgetchopped3
02/25/24 2:08:52 PM
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I thought this said sex with the dentist. Which I guess is also fine? Just dont get too close to the x ray machine

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Turbam
02/25/24 2:09:44 PM
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It's ok during and after, but not before

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MartavisBryant
02/25/24 2:13:26 PM
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No, it is not okay to have sex after the dentist has sex. You need to find a dentist who is a virgin.

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Frostmourne
02/25/24 2:14:11 PM
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How about having it at the dentist?

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TimeForAction
02/25/24 2:14:41 PM
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NeonOPPAl posted...
Your dentist knows if you gave a BJ recently due to specific bruises in the mouth. So the only thing you'll have to worry about is him judging you for that >_>

well that sent me down a rabbit hole
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kingdrake2
02/25/24 2:45:22 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
How about having it at the dentist?


it doesn't work that way. gotta have full view of the mouth for them to work on.

always hated when they scold me for not taking care of teeth.

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NeonOPPAl
02/25/24 3:05:59 PM
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TimeForAction posted...
well that sent me down a rabbit hole
lol glad I helped that

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blacklabelice
02/25/24 3:17:33 PM
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i usually have it at the dentists

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Thud
02/25/24 3:28:43 PM
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I mean, if the dentist and the person they banged is OK with you having a go next with them I don't see why not

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HairyQueen
02/25/24 9:27:57 PM
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Thank you for your answers everyone but now Im worried the dentist will no what sort of activities I do. thats not what I want to happen either how do they know?

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Corbenik
02/25/24 9:49:57 PM
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as long as you're not drugged up on medication.

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CTrunks
02/26/24 12:20:26 AM
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Look, I'm not gonna judge. If you want the dentist to go first, then I say let them go first. Probably nothing wrong with sloppy seconds.

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Homeless_Waifu
02/26/24 12:33:13 AM
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Its just gonna you, the dentist and their assistant in a confined area
theyll able to a good whiff of your scent should visit them shortly after your sexual encounter
it may be courteous to hold off on sex after your appointment is over, may even save you the trouble of having them wonder what the stench is in the first place or perhaps have them gossip amongst themselves because people tend to be nosey

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HairyQueen
02/27/24 8:42:28 PM
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Its okay everyone we did not end up having sex because we had a huge fight. So its okay :)

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bsp77
02/27/24 8:47:57 PM
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My wife always has sex with me after leaving the dentist office

she is a dental hygienist

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DrizztLink
02/27/24 8:49:09 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
always hated when they scold me for not taking care of teeth.
I get scolded for taking excessively good care of my teeth.

I mean, sure, I didn't technically grow them myself in my own face, but they are mine all the same.

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Rotterdammerung
02/27/24 9:09:54 PM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
I thought this said sex with the dentist. Which I guess is also fine? Just dont get too close to the x ray machine
Missed opportunity for some really creative saucy photos.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/29/24 5:25:00 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Its okay everyone we did not end up having sex because we had a huge fight. So its okay :)

It's unwise to fight with your dentist.

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royic
02/29/24 6:12:55 PM
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You kinda have to :/ the dentists always want to go first

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MrResetti
02/29/24 6:14:34 PM
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You're not supposed to use your teeth
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HairyQueen
02/29/24 8:20:08 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
It's unwise to fight with your dentist.
No no no the fight wasnt with my dentist my it was with my boyfriend not my boyfriend

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C_Pain
02/29/24 8:22:04 PM
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This is a good joke topic, although I feel like if Sunhawk made it people would be furious.

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Rika_Furude
02/29/24 8:22:30 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Its okay everyone we did not end up having sex because we had a huge fight. So its okay :)
Glad it all worked out :)
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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/29/24 9:14:24 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
No no no the fight wasnt with my dentist my it was with my boyfriend not my boyfriend

That's a relief.

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