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Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/22/24 8:26:35 PM
#1:


Well...

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ClayGuida
02/22/24 8:28:50 PM
#3:


Alone

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SilvosForever
02/22/24 8:28:55 PM
#4:


Slip on ice, crack your skull on the corner of a cement staircase.

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Cruciferous
02/22/24 8:29:14 PM
#5:


people die when they are killed

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everything is going to b o k
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ironman2009
02/22/24 8:30:45 PM
#6:


butt stuff

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THRILLHO
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modena
02/22/24 8:32:32 PM
#7:


Snu snu

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I'm surrounded
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Dark_Arbron
02/22/24 8:32:55 PM
#8:


I will tell you how you live.

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Calling out stupid or reckless decision-making is not "victim blaming."
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ablegator
02/22/24 8:55:06 PM
#9:


Lack of oxygen to the brain

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Why be stupid? Does it make you happy to be stupid?
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Touch
02/22/24 8:55:52 PM
#10:


Getting cotton in your eye

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My expectations they are low
But you're the sun you make them grow
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Block_that_Kick
02/22/24 8:57:07 PM
#11:


Brain aneurysm while taking a shit.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
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Naysaspace
02/22/24 8:57:52 PM
#13:


In your sleep. The worst way to die. Because you dont even know.

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leafs rule
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Tyranthraxus
02/22/24 8:58:33 PM
#14:


You go missing and no one ever hears from you again.

All the women you've met in your life lament your disappearance and refuse to marry anyone ever again.

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Unknown5uspect
02/22/24 8:58:35 PM
#15:


Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

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Dakimakura
02/22/24 8:59:16 PM
#16:


This topic

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Currently Playing: FFXIV, TES games, Baldur's Gate 3, Cyberpunk 2077, Overwatch, Forza Horizon 5, Pokemon, and various random Gamepass games.
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Shotgunnova
02/22/24 9:03:21 PM
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A flying medusa head knocks you off the stairs.

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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CE_gonna_CE
02/22/24 9:03:25 PM
#18:


Death by shitposting

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UnsteadyOwl
02/22/24 9:03:49 PM
#19:


On the toilet like Elvis

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"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
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boxoto
02/22/24 9:04:08 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3bfeab7a.jpg

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Don't you agree, Zach?
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MarcoRubio
02/22/24 9:04:15 PM
#21:


Blood eagle

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Confirmed unbiased
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Verdekal
02/22/24 9:05:25 PM
#22:


An irreversible loss of homeostasis.

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Don't tease the octopus, kids!
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Prototypic
02/22/24 9:08:06 PM
#23:


Murder. Gangland style execution, we never find your head.

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Thus I became a madman.
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specialkid8
02/22/24 9:10:38 PM
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You've heard of spontaneous human combustion? You're gonna upgrade to spontaneous human explosion

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K181
02/22/24 9:16:14 PM
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You are going to be taken off life support on March 29, 2054 after being declared brain dead three days after suffering a catastrophic brain aneurysm while driving at a low speed in a residential neighborhood. Onlookers and paramedics had discovered you unresponsive behind the wheel after your car came to a stop on a lawn, causing minor damage to the grass but causing no other property or vehicular damage.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
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R1masher
02/22/24 9:23:23 PM
#26:


peacefully in your sleep at an old age

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