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Corbenik
02/08/24 12:51:46 PM
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HotDogMayo
02/08/24 12:52:01 PM
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Because they're different

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Ivynn
02/08/24 12:52:27 PM
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Can't break down grass in our stomachs.

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TMOG
02/08/24 12:55:00 PM
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For the same reason we can drink fresh water but not salt water
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Venixon
02/08/24 12:55:25 PM
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Because different animals can eat different things.

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Tyranthraxus
02/08/24 12:56:59 PM
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You can eat grass.

It just
  1. Tastes awful
  2. The grass outside is not sanitary

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mystic_belmont
02/08/24 12:58:15 PM
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The body's digestive lacks bacteria to create enzymes to break down the cellulose that grass is primarily made of.

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R1masher
02/08/24 12:58:47 PM
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You can, I ate some wheat grass yesterday

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tankboy
02/08/24 1:20:06 PM
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Corn, wheat, oats, and rice, are all grasses.
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Corbenik
02/08/24 1:20:06 PM
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I like when people say its different withlit any explanation.

Thank you

Might as well have just told me that You just CANT.

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InTheEyesOfFire
02/08/24 1:20:35 PM
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Were not ruminants.

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MarcoRubio
02/08/24 1:20:56 PM
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We eat all sorts of grass

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Kimbos_Egg
02/08/24 1:20:59 PM
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we do eat grasses.

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drclaeys
02/08/24 1:21:13 PM
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Friends,

if you have working teeth and jaws, sure you can eat grass.

go eat some, and report back.

I think that really are MADE to eat grass, have more complex digestive systems.

Cows have 4 compartments to their stomachs.

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Robot2600
02/08/24 1:21:30 PM
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Plants are harder to break down.

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The_Korey
02/08/24 1:22:45 PM
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You're not supposed to eat it raw. I'm told the proper way to prepare it involves rolling it in a paper tube and lighting one end on fire.

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Damn_Underscore
02/08/24 1:56:55 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxVgF2uJa4I

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ANort175
02/08/24 1:58:38 PM
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No one's stopping you from eating grass, TC. Be the change you want to see in the world.

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willythemailboy
02/08/24 2:08:15 PM
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tankboy posted...
Corn, wheat, oats, and rice, are all grasses.
They are grasses we only eat the seeds of, not the leaves (for the most part). We could eat cooked leaves of most of those but they are essentially worthless in terms of nutrition.

Your standard lawn grass is not the same biologically as domesticated grain crops. Eating grass seeds would be possible but the actual leaves - the "grass" part of grass - contains enough silica minerals to wreck your teeth if you ate any significant amount of it. It would still be of minimal nutritional value but better than nothing, and historically people have eaten grass in extreme famines. If for some reason you find yourself in that situation, probably the best method would be to make a smoothie out of it to avoid chewing microscopic silica bits.

Part of the value of animal husbandry is to turn large quantities of unusable plant matter into usable food products. Grass is shit to eat but goats, cows, rabbits, etc. are much easier to eat.

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Jupiter
02/08/24 2:09:50 PM
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Fucking lol

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Paragon21XX
02/08/24 2:10:10 PM
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tankboy posted...
Corn, wheat, oats, and rice, are all grasses.
You don't eat the leafy parts!

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ROBANN_88
02/08/24 2:20:41 PM
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wheat is a grass

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Corbenik
02/08/24 8:17:01 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU5cdkZMSpw

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OmegaM
02/08/24 9:14:17 PM
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An answer to this question on Reddit says we evolved not to be able to digest tough-to-digest things like cellulose so we have more energy for our brains.

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/15aviu0/eli5_why_cant_we_eat_grass/
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OriginalPlain2
02/08/24 9:19:19 PM
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Id rather touch grass

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Starks
02/08/24 9:20:48 PM
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Wheatgrass juice is pretty good

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