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Harpie
02/03/24 10:57:09 PM
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Okay so I ordered some Lite Mayo online, cause apparently I was putting 300 CALORIES WORTH OF MAYO ON MY TUNA SANDWICH, but it didnt arrive with the rest of my groceries. Sad, but I could pick it up in person I guess.

So, the next day I drove to the store and purchased some Hellmanns Mayo. Why? Because thats the BEST mayo. My family has raved about Hellmans for decades. That specific mayo is central to many family recipes.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8cd4a18.jpg

BUT THEN,
Best Foods mayo arrived in the mail. I didnt order Best Foods, I ordered Hellmans. BUT WHY DOES IT LOOK THE EXACT SAME??

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa7a1899.jpg

Today lads, we find out together. Were gonna be experimenting together. Have I been forsaken? Have I been duped this entire time by Big Mayo???

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DigitalCamera
02/03/24 10:58:15 PM
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Mayo belongs in the trash.

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R1masher
02/03/24 10:59:05 PM
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No
What the hell mann!

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Harpie
02/03/24 10:59:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8b5a2ab.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3fb48d0a.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/83b1a43e.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/780942c6.jpg

im losing my mind ce IM LOSING IT

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Bishop_Hastur
02/03/24 10:59:52 PM
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The name change is a regional difference, like Carl's Jr. and Hardee's.

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Mistere_Man
02/03/24 11:00:28 PM
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Yes they are the same, just different names depending on the area.

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VampireCoyote
02/03/24 11:01:05 PM
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Im a mayo on hot dogs convert

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Harpie
02/03/24 11:01:08 PM
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DigitalCamera posted...
Mayo belongs in the trash.
Takes one to know one
So I guess you arent trash cause then thatd make mayo trash..
anyways your opinion is invalid

R1masher posted...
No
What the hell mann!
This didnt deserve a laugh but it got one anyways

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Steffenfield
02/03/24 11:01:18 PM
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If you're using light mayo, you're going to want to double up on that with your sammiches. :D
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bnui_ransder
02/03/24 11:01:33 PM
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Wait they were the same ALL THIS TIME

I've even said best foods mayo is the only mayo I'll use but it was only in my mind???

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/14f83fca.jpg

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Harpie
02/03/24 11:01:37 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

o fuck

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UnholyMudcrab
02/03/24 11:02:12 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellmann%27s_and_Best_Foods

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BloodMoon7
02/03/24 11:03:08 PM
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I don't like mayo tbh.

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Tyranthraxus
02/03/24 11:03:08 PM
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Light Mayo is disgusting I would rather just not eat mayo at all.

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Harpie
02/03/24 11:03:19 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
The name change is a regional difference, like Carl's Jr. and Hardee's.

Mistere_Man posted...
Yes they are the same, just different names depending on the area.
this cant be

VampireCoyote posted...
Im a mayo on hot dogs convert
Mayo + ketchup + mustard = best goddamn hotdog

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boxoto
02/03/24 11:03:40 PM
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TC be like

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/dfba8837.jpg

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Harpie
02/03/24 11:04:35 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1038eb47.jpg
Consistency looks the same.. next we move onto taste

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BucketCat
02/03/24 11:05:51 PM
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Harpie posted...
ordered some Lite Mayo online
more concerned about this than the actual topic at hand. explain yourself.

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Cassie
02/03/24 11:06:10 PM
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Mayo on a hot dog? Fucking sinister.

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Harpie
02/03/24 11:08:40 PM
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bnui_ransder posted...
Wait they were the same ALL THIS TIME

I've even said best foods mayo is the only mayo I'll use but it was only in my mind???

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/14f83fca.jpg
EXACTLY WTF IS GOING ON

boxoto posted...
TC be like

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/dfba8837.jpg
Aint nothin wrong with a lil snack on the bus mayo is a godlike substance

BucketCat posted...
more concerned about this than the actual topic at hand. explain yourself.
Going to the store is such a boomer thing to do

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bnui_ransder
02/03/24 11:08:46 PM
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I could have sworn I've tried it and hellmanns had a stronger flavor..

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TeaMilk
02/03/24 11:09:36 PM
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Harpie posted...
Mayo + ketchup + mustard = best goddamn hotdog
?? I thought hogdogd have butthole meat

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Mistere_Man
02/03/24 11:10:09 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
?? I thought hogdogd have butthole meat

You say that like its a bad thing.

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VampireCoyote
02/03/24 11:10:29 PM
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no meat more tender

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BucketCat
02/03/24 11:11:39 PM
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Harpie posted...
Going to the store is such a boomer thing to do
bruh, mayo is literally the most boomer food imaginable. takes one to know one.

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Harpie
02/03/24 11:13:06 PM
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ngl ce they taste kinda the same

Maybe Hellmanns is sweeter? I am insure if my brain is playing trick on me
whats going ON

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/24 11:15:19 PM
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Why don't you shut your shit hole and focus on what really matters. Like.... whic mayon... man i'm PISSED NOW


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Serious_Cat
02/03/24 11:20:24 PM
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Any avid food label reader could tell you that Best Foods says "Known as Hellmann's east of the Rockies" right on the label.

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Harpie
02/03/24 11:21:10 PM
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Steffenfield posted...
If you're using light mayo, you're going to want to double up on that with your sammiches. :D
Nonono, Im measuring it out now I cannot trust myself. If left to my own devices I will drown my food in sauce

TeaMilk posted...
?? I thought hogdogd have butthole meat
Nah thats just the stadium hotdogs
The good stuff has peehole meat in it too

BucketCat posted...
bruh, mayo is literally the most boomer food imaginable. takes one to know one.
Ok you keep your gross store, Ill keep my mayo. Deal?

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Why don't you shut your shit hole and focus on what really matters. Like.... whic mayon... man i'm PISSED NOW
Go eat some mayo thatll bring your blood pressure down

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Zikten
02/03/24 11:21:44 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/35c18ed8.jpgHave you ever tried this mayo? I discovered it recently. Its pretty good
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/24 11:22:25 PM
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How the hell did she know I have high blood pressure?

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VeggetaX
02/03/24 11:23:07 PM
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Harpie babe!!

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SiO4
02/03/24 11:23:44 PM
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Well, they are both owned by Unilever...which is such a boardroom name for a mega company.
....But yes, biased on that I would say, they are the same. Both are made in the same sweatshops and miserable farms.

....On a lighter note: It's good to see you around again Harpie!!

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Harpie
02/03/24 11:24:35 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How the hell did she know I have high blood pressure?
Cause youre old, probably dont exercise and probably dont eat a well balanced diet
like me in 6 months when I turn 25

Zikten posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/35c18ed8.jpgHave you ever tried this mayo? I discovered it recently. Its pretty good
You see normally I would try it but now I have two containers of mayo which is enough to sustain me for the next 5 years

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SomeLikeItHoth
02/03/24 11:24:51 PM
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Soft goth when

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PraetorXyn
02/03/24 11:25:14 PM
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Zikten posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/35c18ed8.jpgHave you ever tried this mayo? I discovered it recently. Its pretty good
Yeah, I dont even like mayo, and I know Dukes is the only one worth using.

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Mistere_Man
02/03/24 11:25:40 PM
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Yeah Dukes is my second choice for mayo after Best foods/Hellmann's.

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PraetorXyn
02/03/24 11:25:54 PM
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Harpie posted...
Cause youre old, probably dont exercise and probably dont eat a well balanced diet
like me in 6 months when I turn 25

You see normally I would try it but now I have two containers of mayo which is enough to sustain me for the next 5 years
You know that stuff has an expiration date right?

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DocileOrangeCup
02/03/24 11:26:22 PM
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My loves spaghetti she puts it in her mayo

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solosnake
02/03/24 11:26:26 PM
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Posting in a fucking legendary mayonnaise topic

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Mistere_Man
02/03/24 11:28:17 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
My loves spaghetti she puts it in her mayo

It is great in mashed potatoes imo.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/24 11:28:28 PM
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Harpie posted...
Cause youre old, probably dont exercise and probably dont eat a well balanced diet
like me in 6 months when I turn 25

*catches breath*

Oh.... yeah?

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Harpie
02/03/24 11:33:51 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Well, they are both owned by Unilever...which is such a boardroom name for a mega company.
....But yes, biased on that I would say, they are the same. Both are made in the same sweatshops and miserable farms.

....On a lighter note: It's good to see you around again Harpie!!
Ew I hope nobodys sweating in my mayo

<3

SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Soft goth when
You promised soft goth and never delivered. Soft goth after u do soft goth

PraetorXyn posted...
You know that stuff has an expiration date right?
Okay remind me in 8 months to try Dukes mayo

DocileOrangeCup posted...
My loves spaghetti she puts it in her mayo
Have you ever put mayo and ketchup in rice?
Not even kidding its so good. It works for fried rice too

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Harpie
02/03/24 11:37:17 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
*catches breath*

Oh.... yeah?
its ok johnny one spoonful at a time
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bbec64b0.jpg

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bnui_ransder
02/03/24 11:55:59 PM
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That thought actually grosses me out lol

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Strider102
02/03/24 11:58:29 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
?? I thought hogdogd have butthole meat

Nothing wrong with eating a butthole on occasion.

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BucketCat
02/03/24 11:59:43 PM
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Harpie posted...
Ok you keep your gross store, Ill keep my mayo. Deal?
as opposed from getting delivered in a gross box, driven in a gross truck, and packed in a gross warehouse all to wind up in ur gross belly?
got em.

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GuerrillaSoldier
02/04/24 12:04:27 AM
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yeah, marketing is a hell of a thing, imagine swearing loyalty to branding


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vycebrand2
02/04/24 12:09:37 AM
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Zikten posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/35c18ed8.jpgHave you ever tried this mayo? I discovered it recently. Its pretty good
Best pick and I've tried all the major brands. They have some big size jars too. Usually about $4

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