Current Events > I can, and have eaten Chipotle for a month straight. Ama.

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RespectWomen
02/03/24 10:46:57 AM
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Rice, beans, meat, and cheese simply does not get old to me.

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JaiCSC
02/03/24 10:49:39 AM
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Your poor colon.

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CADE_FOSTER
02/03/24 10:50:19 AM
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listeria ftw
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RespectWomen
02/03/24 10:50:35 AM
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Its fresh ish food, and my stomach is made of iron

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CADE_FOSTER
02/03/24 10:50:59 AM
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fresh ish lol
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RespectWomen
02/03/24 10:53:34 AM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
fresh ish lol

ya the chicken is constantly being grilled in front of you, everything made fresh daily.

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my wife is like that too lol, double meat as well

i usually so bare bones and just pay the $8.25 or whatever. I get double rice and beans which is free, and sometimes I have enough get two portions out of it

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ClayGuida
02/03/24 11:07:55 AM
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It's great you have the golden rectum of the gods

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RespectWomen
02/03/24 11:13:55 AM
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It hurts more if I get salsa

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ArsGoetia
02/03/24 11:19:43 AM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
fresh ish lol

it is
there are very few things they dont prepare in store, they have extremely strict shelf lives, and they typically burn through enough product to have to prepare fresh daily
the only time i would not recommend going is first thing in the morning, as afaik a lot of the meat products are held overnight
many other things are thrown out at close (rice especially)
i gmed one for about 2 months

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marthsheretoo
02/03/24 11:21:16 AM
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Do you not have any other Mexican restaurants within five miles of you?

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CADE_FOSTER
02/03/24 11:22:19 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
Do you not have any other Mexican restaurants within five miles of you?

I mean everyone does much better and cheaper
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C_Pain
02/03/24 11:23:45 AM
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JaiCSC posted...
Your poor colon.
So fucking sick of this stupid joke

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ArsGoetia
02/03/24 11:24:49 AM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
I mean everyone does much better and cheaper

i dislike authentic mexican tbh
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CADE_FOSTER
02/03/24 11:27:28 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
i dislike authentic mexican tbh
wtf
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ItsNotA2Mer
02/03/24 11:53:12 AM
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Why do you hate your toilet?

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JuanCarlos1
02/03/24 12:00:24 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
i dislike authentic mexican tbh


Shame

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Jabodie
02/03/24 12:00:31 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
wtf
I love authentic Mexican, but too greasy for regular consumption for me.

The only thing at chipotle that gets my colon going is the hot salsa.

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Bishop_Hastur
02/03/24 12:04:50 PM
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Why? I mean isn't variety the spice of life?

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Mistere_Man
02/03/24 12:06:39 PM
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They need to bring back the brisket imo.

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RespectWomen
02/03/24 2:46:07 PM
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Even at authentic Mexican restaurants, I usually just order the ACP(arroz con pollo) or something

Ive tried it at a few different spots but the chicken is always chewy


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Cemith
02/03/24 2:46:38 PM
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How much have you spent on Chipotle in the last month

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Trumpo
02/03/24 2:48:12 PM
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You got more food for your money at mom and pop taquerias and food trucks.

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RespectWomen
02/03/24 2:52:11 PM
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Id be down to try taco trucks, but there arent many around here.

i probably average like 3 orders a week, so maybe $30 a week?

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RespectWomen
02/03/24 3:40:30 PM
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I go back and forth on burrito vs bowl.

I love the taste of the tortilla, but your ingredients dont always get mixed evenly throughout the bowl.

whereas I can shake the absolute hell out of my bowl before opening

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ZannoL
02/03/24 3:41:56 PM
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Holy sodium!

Chipotle food is salty as fuck. I dont understand how someone could withstand it for a full month
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RespectWomen
02/03/24 3:50:05 PM
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Lots of agua

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C_Pain
02/03/24 3:51:29 PM
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RespectWomen posted...
Id be down to try taco trucks, but there arent many around here.

i probably average like 3 orders a week, so maybe $30 a week?
How is that a month straight then?

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Null_Gain
02/03/24 3:54:41 PM
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Did you try the heart attack tea?

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Villain_S_Fiend
02/03/24 4:22:32 PM
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JaiCSC posted...
Your poor colon.
I have IBS, and to my recollection Chipotle has never caused me undue rectal grief.

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RespectWomen
02/03/24 4:29:57 PM
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C_Pain posted...
How is that a month straight then?

I have in the past.

3x a week is my normal.

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RespectWomen
02/03/24 4:30:33 PM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
I have IBS, and to my recollection Chipotle has never caused me undue rectal grief.
Healthy ingredients

/s

sorta. Healthy fast food.

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Kradek
02/03/24 4:31:33 PM
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How much did it cost?

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Villain_S_Fiend
02/03/24 7:01:52 PM
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RespectWomen posted...
Healthy ingredients

/s

sorta. Healthy fast food.
There's just not a whole lot at Chipotle that should cause the shits, unless you're just eating bowls full of beans and lettuce.

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Krojen
02/03/24 7:40:43 PM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
unless you're just eating bowls full of beans and lettuce.
Thats my order and still doing fine.

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RespectWomen
02/03/24 9:00:49 PM
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some of these people just have a weak stomach I think

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C_Pain
02/03/24 9:11:03 PM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
I have IBS, and to my recollection Chipotle has never caused me undue rectal grief.
And me as well. What do you have? Taco bell and Chipotle diarrhea jokes are so tired and hackey. I'd say you're more likely to get diarrhea from either food poisoning or spiciness from real Mexican food.

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Waxitron_Gazer
02/03/24 9:14:30 PM
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ZannoL posted...
Holy sodium!

Chipotle food is salty as fuck. I dont understand how someone could withstand it for a full month
you realize that literally every restaurant uses a fuck load of salt right?

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Waxitron_Gazer
02/03/24 9:17:41 PM
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and sugar for that matter.

the reason restaurant food is so appealing is because you don't see how much actually gets used and you wouldn't use as much if you cooked the same meal at home.

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Kajagogo
02/03/24 9:18:49 PM
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Is there a Rubio's nearby? You should go there instead.

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Prestoff
02/03/24 9:19:32 PM
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It used to be my to go over gym work out food until I looked up the sodium levels. I eat there every so often if I'm too lazy to actually cook something.

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