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GeraldDarko
02/01/24 10:39:04 PM
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Would you take that deal?

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Xatrion
02/01/24 10:39:37 PM
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I'd cut my lifespan in half for that kinda peace. Deal.

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GranQroppoop
02/01/24 10:40:25 PM
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I want to go out the same way I came in, naked and screaming. No deal.

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Mechu
02/01/24 10:40:34 PM
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sure whatever

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ssb_yunglink2
02/01/24 10:42:49 PM
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ideally its good, but as you get older i feel that might cause a kind of crisis that every night might be your last

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Guide
02/01/24 10:45:23 PM
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Fuck that, +5 years of vidya is worth a painful death.

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colliding
02/01/24 10:51:21 PM
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die peaceful in sleep isn't enough

if you could guarantee that I would be healthy and also die in my sleep sure. I'd give you ten years for that. But I'm not taking the deal if that means I get Alzheimer's or cancer and then die in my sleep.

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Nirvanas_Nox
02/01/24 10:54:14 PM
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Do we get to know how long our lifespan is?

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BloodMoon7
02/01/24 11:06:39 PM
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Yes but not because I wanna die peacefully but because early retirement is the American dream!

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UnholyMudcrab
02/01/24 11:08:27 PM
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Plot twist: you take this deal and immediately fall asleep and die

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SpiritSephiroth
02/01/24 11:08:31 PM
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No way

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BlueKat
02/01/24 11:09:44 PM
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Guide posted...
Fuck that, +5 years of vidya is worth a painful death.


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Turducken
02/01/24 11:23:58 PM
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I mean, sure. That means I'm literally invincible until that peaceful night. I could become the world's most incredible superhero and save EVERYONE

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Dark_Arbron
02/01/24 11:49:06 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Plot twist: you take this deal and immediately fall asleep and die

Plot twist: Your death was already less than 5 years away, thus taking the deal reduces it to a negative number. Either that means it under flows to -128, -32768, or whatever the variable size is and you get to live that many more years to get back to 0 or the universe just implodes.
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Robot2600
02/01/24 11:52:19 PM
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Guide posted...
Fuck that, +5 years of vidya is worth a painful death.


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alfred_ashford
02/02/24 12:01:06 AM
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Id have to know my lifespan first so if that is not part of the feal then no thanks

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Ricemills
02/02/24 12:03:52 AM
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Deal.
I don't know when my life supposed to end anyway.

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Dark_Arbron
02/02/24 12:07:30 AM
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alfred_ashford posted...
Id have to know my lifespan first so if that is not part of the feal then no thanks

Ricemills posted...
Deal.
I don't know when my life supposed to end anyway.

Maybe its a self-fulfilling prophecy kind of deal. By taking it, you live the rest of your life differently and end up, say

Turducken posted...
I mean, sure. That means I'm literally invincible until that peaceful night. I could become the world's most incredible superhero and save EVERYONE

doing this, and winding up a tetraplegic for decades before, as promised, dying in your sleep.
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TheFalseDeity
02/02/24 12:42:37 AM
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Xatrion posted...
I'd cut my lifespan in half for that kinda peace. Deal.


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C_Pain
02/02/24 12:43:26 AM
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This is a good one of the hypotheticals because you really weigh both options.

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pretzelcoatl
02/02/24 12:43:53 AM
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I'd trade 10 if I could guarantee I die doing something I love

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Turducken
02/02/24 12:47:41 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
doing this, and winding up a tetraplegic for decades before, as promised, dying in your sleep.

If I didn't have any limbs, I don't see myself dying PEACEFULLY. It must have been after decades of heroics...

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GGuirao13
02/02/24 2:29:28 AM
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Deal.

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Bleuets
02/02/24 2:31:30 AM
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Turducken posted...
I mean, sure. That means I'm literally invincible until that peaceful night. I could become the world's most incredible superhero and save EVERYONE

youd be surprised what you can live through.
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alfred_ashford
02/02/24 9:22:42 AM
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C_Pain posted...
This is a good one of the hypotheticals because you really weigh both options.

For real. Usually both of the options suck for the would you rather or the "deal" sucks like the 5 bil but no more electronics

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ANort175
02/02/24 9:23:52 AM
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Guide posted...
Fuck that, +5 years of vidya is worth a painful death.
Sometimes it's scary how others here seem to think exactly the same way I do.

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PMarth2002
02/02/24 9:25:39 AM
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alfred_ashford posted...
Id have to know my lifespan first so if that is not part of the deal then no thanks

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