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DocileOrangeCup
11/15/23 6:51:08 PM
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They all lost their teeth in a watermelon accident. They've all also recently been to the doggy spa so they have nice soft nails. The room has a key in a drawer in a desk on the opposite side of the room. The door is near you.

Oh yeah, the dogs all want to kill you.

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Irony
11/15/23 6:51:38 PM
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I'm not sure what a dog without teeth is going to do

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Cornmuffins
11/15/23 6:54:53 PM
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Do double stunners and Ill be out in no time

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DocileOrangeCup
11/15/23 6:56:27 PM
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Irony posted...
I'm not sure what a dog without teeth is going to do
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Cornmuffins posted...
Do double stunners and Ill be out in no time

Are you a bad enough SOB to stomp a mud hole in 15 dogs??

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leafsRULE
11/15/23 7:00:10 PM
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yes, because "safety pitbulls" don't exist so it would just be an empty room

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Pikachuchupika
11/15/23 7:03:30 PM
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So how do they not have teeth or claws? Did you remove them beforehand TC? You're a monster! Dog genocider!
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divot1338
11/15/23 7:05:23 PM
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I could but honestly Id want to hang out with the pitbulls for awhile.

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DocileOrangeCup
11/15/23 7:06:06 PM
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leafsRULE posted...
yes, because "safety pitbulls" don't exist so it would just be an empty room
I'm not going to dignity this post with a response

Pikachuchupika posted...
So how do they not have teeth or claws? Did you remove them beforehand TC? You're a monster! Dog genocider!
Read the OP!! I'M INNOCENT!!!

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Dakimakura
11/15/23 7:06:17 PM
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those vicious killers would rip me to shreds even without teeth

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Irony
11/15/23 7:07:00 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b80b61af.jpg

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ablegator
11/15/23 7:08:14 PM
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The safest room for a baby. All those nannies.

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DocileOrangeCup
11/15/23 7:13:23 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
those vicious killers would rip me to shreds even without teeth
How would they??!

Irony posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b80b61af.jpg
God capra demon SUCKS ASS

ablegator posted...
The safest room for a baby. All those nannies.
That's so nice

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viewmaster_pi
11/15/23 7:14:53 PM
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pibbles would 100% find a way to gum you to death

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AnsestralRecall
11/15/23 7:16:22 PM
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I wouldn't be surprised if 15 declawed and detoothed pitbulls could still murder the fuck out of a human

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Nirvanas_Nox
11/15/23 7:16:23 PM
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Why would I leave though?

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divot1338
11/15/23 7:30:07 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/928bf649.jpg

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Quaxlyote
11/15/23 7:33:51 PM
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divot1338 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/928bf649.jpg
See? They turn on their own young

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
11/15/23 7:34:06 PM
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Considering the primary dangerous aspect of a pitbull is the jaw strength itself, and the teeth just help to hold on more easily, and that these so-called safety pitbulls are already stated to want me dead...

Yeah, survival is not happening.

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NoxObscuras
11/15/23 7:38:10 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
pibbles would 100% find a way to gum you to death
Well dog bites are strong enough to still cause bruising without teeth. So I wouldn't want 15 pitbulls trying to bite me lol.

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Zwijn
11/15/23 7:40:06 PM
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
Considering the primary dangerous aspect of a pitbull is the jaw strength itself, and the teeth just help to hold on more easily, and that these so-called safety pitbulls are already stated to want me dead...

Yeah, survival is not happening.
Wouldnt you just schlorp out of those slippery gums?
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DocileOrangeCup
11/16/23 12:23:13 PM
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Lil bumo

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