Current Events > Scenario: Your son moves the bibles to the fiction section at Barnes & Noble

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You get a call one day from the security guard at Barnes & Noble who says your 14 year old son is in trouble for moving all the Bibles and Qu'rans to the fiction section in their store.

https://i.imgur.com/bd9t1EL.jpg

He's now been banned from the store.

How do you react?
What do you do?

Tip my fedora at his euphoricness.

File lawsuit against store

Lol, my son for real would want to do this. Hes 19 though, so he might actually get arrested and not just banned.

Why would security escort an employee out for moving the books back?

Spank him because there is clearly a religious section and then spank him again for every person who says to not spank him.

I calmly explain to him that the religion section is for all religious materials without regard to the veracity of claims therein, just like there's a section in nonfiction for folklore. If it were a library, I'd also berate him for making a mockery of the Dewey Decimal System.

Mr-Fox posted...

File lawsuit against store

for what

Sariana21 posted...

Lol, my son for real would want to do this. Hes 19 though,

bruh

I'll tell him that I'm proud of him but he probably shouldn't do it again.

LMAO at thinking the store is gonna kick someone out for that, let alone ban them.

Act pissed, but high five him as soon as mom leaves the room.
But after that, let him know that I totally get it, but that you have to pick and choose your battles.

Feel extreme shame for my loins have betrayed me to beget an edge lord

"Don't make life harder for retail workers, you little shit"
That's what I'd say :V

I catch him the act while we're there then grab the nearest seats and watch people's reactions. While he shouldn't have done it, it's still funny

High five

I would high-five him and reward him with something afterwards while explaining why so many people are triggered by that.

"Son... I'm honestly surprised Barnes & Noble lasted eleven more years. You know?"