Current Events > Is the Earth 4.5 billion years old or 6000 years old?

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Pikachuchupika
11/10/23 2:31:46 PM
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Question for everyone here.
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Pikachuchupika
11/10/23 4:29:17 PM
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Bump
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Zaltera
11/10/23 4:43:16 PM
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6,000 years? There are trees older than that.

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Ratchetrockon
11/10/23 4:56:13 PM
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I wrote that earth was 6k yo on reddit and got downvoted

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/821b18e3.jpg

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Zikten
11/10/23 5:01:20 PM
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Zaltera posted...
6,000 years? There are trees older than that.
Clearly those trees grew in space then attached themselves to Earth when it popped into existence
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Pikachuchupika
11/10/23 5:22:27 PM
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10 votes for 6000 years. Wow.
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EmilyTheCEman
11/10/23 5:23:12 PM
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Uh, hello, its 2023 years old. Hahaha what an idiot!

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Shishiwakamaru
11/10/23 5:23:35 PM
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Are you talking about the earth itself or its career?

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CervusCanadensi
11/10/23 5:24:57 PM
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Bruh there are stars dated to over 14 B years old, and universe is younger than that
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Zikten
11/10/23 5:26:33 PM
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CervusCanadensi posted...
Bruh there are stars dated to over 14 B years old, and universe is younger than that
Actually, recently scientists have begun to believe the age we gave the universe is wrong. That it's actually older than we thought
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GuerrillaSoldier
11/10/23 5:26:45 PM
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uhhh 8000


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lilORANG
11/10/23 5:27:08 PM
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Neither

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WilliamPorygon
11/10/23 5:28:55 PM
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4.5B because I trust modern science more than some ancient book

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Flauros
11/10/23 5:29:01 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f26d8cb0.jpg

Let me guess. "Shes really a 4.5 billion year old planet!".

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C_Pain
11/10/23 5:30:23 PM
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Flauros posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f26d8cb0.jpg

Let me guess. "Shes really a 4.5 billion year old planet!".
ROFL

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Garabandal
11/10/23 5:31:00 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80Tj1WIHbs

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FlyEaglesFly24
11/10/23 5:40:56 PM
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Its neither. Its actually 5784 years old!

J/k

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Solar_Crimson
11/11/23 6:21:50 PM
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It's actually less than a day old, and we've all just been implanted with false memories.

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ANort175
11/11/23 6:28:36 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
It's actually less than a day old, and we've all just been implanted with false memories.
Ah shit here come the kaiju again, I knew I should have stayed in sector 0 this loop.

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dameon_reaper
11/11/23 6:30:14 PM
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I never understood the 6000 part and watching Sopranos and that preacher talking to Tony after he got shot made me look at my t.v. and remember how stupid this guy sounded the first 100 times I saw the scene...
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Agonized_rufous
11/11/23 6:30:43 PM
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Idk, at least 100 years old

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Bigpapaplut
11/11/23 6:31:49 PM
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As old as the giant space turtle holding it up is

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uwnim
11/11/23 6:36:18 PM
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This is basically just asking how many laps the earth has done.

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Kim_Seong-a
11/11/23 6:36:23 PM
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dameon_reaper posted...
I never understood the 6000 part

The Bible lists its genealogies from Jesus all the way back to Adam. Some dude tried calculating how much time that actually was and here we are.

Not saying its true, just, that's the methodology involved lol

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FlyEaglesFly24
11/11/23 6:38:15 PM
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dameon_reaper posted...
I never understood the 6000 part and watching Sopranos and that preacher talking to Tony after he got shot made me look at my t.v. and remember how stupid this guy sounded the first 100 times I saw the scene...

The Hebrew calendar has us at 5784 years right now, and their year 0 is the creation story. Hence the 6000 year approximation.


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Trumble
11/11/23 6:40:50 PM
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Notice how TC only offers two options in an attempt to distract us from other possibilities.

/s just in fucking case

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Trumble
11/11/23 6:41:37 PM
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FlyEaglesFly24 posted...
The Hebrew calendar has us at 5784 years right now, and their year 0 is the creation story. Hence the 6000 year approximation.
And there is zero reason to take that any more seriously than any other creationist myth (which also all have zero reason to take them seriously).

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AloneIBreak
11/11/23 6:41:41 PM
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4.5 bil seems more likely than 6k.

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FlyEaglesFly24
11/11/23 7:12:57 PM
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Trumble posted...
And there is zero reason to take that any more seriously than any other creationist myth (which also all have zero reason to take them seriously).

Im not saying I take it seriously. I was responding to someone who said he didnt know where the 6000 number came from. And I told him.

Obviously the timeline in the bible is suspect. Abraham having a kid at 100 years old, Adam dying at 930 years old, hell, the Earth being created before the sun, I mean the whole thing is suspect.

But there are crazies that believe it

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bigtiggie23
11/11/23 9:24:53 PM
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It's actually only 157 years old.

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toreysback
11/11/23 9:29:03 PM
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it's over 9000

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LeoRavus
11/11/23 9:33:44 PM
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We can't even decided if dinosaurs were warm or cold blooded so I have no faith in scientists predicting earth's birthday. Once someone drills a hole to the center and counts the rings I'll believe it

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darkmaian23
11/14/23 8:50:42 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdXi5khpskk

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Were_Wyrm
11/14/23 8:53:53 AM
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Why don't scientists just cut it in half and count the rings? Then we'll know once and for all.

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KainWind
11/14/23 8:56:36 AM
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I swear the earth was 4.5 billion years old a few years ago too. Science really needs to update its numbers.

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alphapipi
11/14/23 9:00:40 AM
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About 13.7 billion years, since if you take any quanta of matter on earth, it can be traced back to the big bang.

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Rika_Furude
11/14/23 9:35:35 AM
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2000 years according to christians
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Zikten
11/14/23 9:36:33 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
2000 years according to christians
The world was around a long time before Jesus though. Even the Bible admits that
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Zwijn
11/14/23 9:37:47 AM
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Doesnt matter, any history before the Dutch became a thing is absolutely meaningless anyway.
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Rika_Furude
11/14/23 9:38:20 AM
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Zikten posted...
The world was around a long time before Jesus though. Even the Bible admits that
Most christians didnt read the bible
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Vampire_Chicken
11/14/23 9:39:44 AM
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Imagine celebrating Earth Day by baking a birthday cake with 4.5 billion candles.

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