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VeesMcGees
11/08/23 6:43:42 PM
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51 titans

13 are 15m tall
26 are 6m tall
12 are 9m tall

These are pure titans with all the strengths and weaknesses of titans in Attack on Titan.
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K181
11/08/23 6:44:26 PM
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Australia has an air force.

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lilORANG
11/08/23 7:05:42 PM
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I don't think titans are really a threat to a modern military

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streamofthesky
11/08/23 7:07:17 PM
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Australia lost a war against emus.

The titans would annihilate them.
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VeesMcGees
11/08/23 7:10:48 PM
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lilORANG posted...
I don't think titans are really a threat to a modern military
Modern military weapons will work, but you need to get the titans weak spot to kill them, right?
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lilORANG
11/08/23 7:25:24 PM
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VeesMcGees posted...
Modern military weapons will work, but you need to get the titans weak spot to kill them, right?
Yeah, but I think with penetrating rounds, you could basically pump one of them from any angle and still get to their neck.

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ANort175
11/08/23 7:28:25 PM
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Don't they all sleep at night(well other than the 9) or did they retcon that at some point?

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LordFarquad1312
11/11/23 11:19:06 PM
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Based on the story of AoT, Australia should win.

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Agonized_rufous
11/11/23 11:21:21 PM
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streamofthesky posted...
Australia lost a war against emus.

The titans would annihilate them.

The emus? No, no noooo.

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Ratchetrockon
11/11/23 11:26:21 PM
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australia wins but i think some towns will get fucked up first

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Glob
11/11/23 11:32:02 PM
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Wouldnt the Australian wildlife just kill them?
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party_animal07
11/11/23 11:32:09 PM
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Titans stand no chance against a modern military.

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TetsuoS2
11/11/23 11:36:06 PM
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VeesMcGees posted...
Modern military weapons will work, but you need to get the titans weak spot to kill them, right?

think you're underestimating strong heavier weapons are.

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BloodMoon7
11/11/23 11:36:46 PM
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Australia vs 51 Emu Titans

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Joelypoely
11/11/23 11:56:38 PM
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Glob posted...
Wouldnt the Australian wildlife just kill them?


Exactly, even titans have no way to deal with dropbears

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itachi15243
11/11/23 11:59:47 PM
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As soon as attack on titan showed what titans vs even a 20th century military looked like, it became obvious that they would not be a threat to any country with a modern military.

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Rika_Furude
11/12/23 12:01:32 AM
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a single small military squad just fires a few missles and the titans evaporate. one fighter jet could solo them
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TheJustice
11/12/23 3:37:36 AM
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K181 posted...
Australia has an air force.

lilORANG posted...
I don't think titans are really a threat to a modern military


/topic.

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Gobstoppers12
11/12/23 3:39:00 AM
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Titans are more powerful and resilient than some people think. And Australia once lost a war to emu.

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TheJustice
11/12/23 3:41:12 AM
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itachi15243 posted...
As soon as attack on titan showed what titans vs even a 20th century military looked like, it became obvious that they would not be a threat to any country with a modern military.

Not even. Paradis didn't have airships or trains until later and even guns and explosives were harvested only in Season 3 or 4. All they had were vibrani- sorry, their unnamed special metal swords, and a weird fictional technology that wouldn't be useful even by the 17th or 18th century.

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Flauros
11/12/23 3:42:11 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Titans are more powerful and resilient than some people think. And Australia once lost a war to emu.
They should have had an open invitation for any americans that wanted to hunt some Emus.

Give them food, water and all the ammo they want and that "war" would have been a wrap in days.

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Flauros
11/12/23 3:44:37 AM
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On the subject of the Titans. All you have to do is lure them into the middle of the outback and hit em with the ol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2I66dHbSRA

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Dark_Arbron
11/12/23 3:44:55 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
australia wins but i think some towns will get fucked up first

Statistically speaking if you plopped them down on a random part of the country their first reaction would be where the fuck is everyone?

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