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luigi33
11/01/23 9:00:02 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rllE6EWW7UQ

This dog legit competently playing Brazilian Volleyball. It understands the concept of superior positioning and it doesn't needlessly chase the ball, instead protecting its zone of influence in the front. And understands passing, and its ball control is so solid. This is incredible

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cjsdowg
11/01/23 9:01:30 PM
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boop

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blacklabelice
11/01/23 9:03:04 PM
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the dog is better at volleyball than i am

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trivialbeing
11/01/23 9:05:49 PM
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dogs are smarter than people give them credit for. they don't deserve their reputation as a dumb animal
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MabusIncarnate
11/01/23 9:10:03 PM
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Maybe this whole time dogs want to actually play tennis and not just chase the ball.

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pedro45
11/01/23 9:30:29 PM
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trivialbeing posted...
dogs are smarter than people give them credit for. they don't deserve their reputation as a dumb animal
This so much. We need to realize we're not so smart. We give tests for animals developed for us. Have a cat test us on what they find clever and I'm sure they'd look superior

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ShineboxPhil
11/01/23 9:31:23 PM
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Dog is already a better player than Antony

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CanuckCowboy
11/01/23 9:32:12 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Maybe this whole time dogs want to actually play tennis and not just chase the ball.

Mind blown.

This whole time they just think humans suck at tennis.

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EyeWontBeFooled
11/01/23 9:32:30 PM
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Will someone cover the DAMN DOG!?

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NeonTentacles
11/01/23 9:34:49 PM
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I wonder if someone ever spiked the shit out of that dog >____>

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BewmHedshot
11/01/23 9:36:25 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
I wonder if someone ever spiked the shit out of that dog >____>
It's Brazilian volleyball, there's no spikes.
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TheGoldenEel
11/01/23 9:40:16 PM
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trivialbeing posted...
dogs are smarter than people give them credit for. they don't deserve their reputation as a dumb animal
They dont have a reputation as a dumb animal

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SiO4
11/01/23 9:47:25 PM
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Border Collies really are amazing.
And whichever Sheepers trained them were too.

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luigi33
11/01/23 9:54:27 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
I wonder if someone ever spiked the shit out of that dog >____>
You can't spike in Brazilian Volleyball. Physically impossible.

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CanuckCowboy
11/01/23 9:56:59 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Border Collies really are amazing.
And whichever Sheepers trained them were too.

Blue heelers and *aussie cattle dogs are fucking ridiculous smart. I might be biased against collies but I'm sure they can be smart too.

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StealThisSheen
11/01/23 9:57:04 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
I wonder if someone ever spiked the shit out of that dog >____>

I know a dog has never made a post this dumb, atleast.

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DrizztLink
11/01/23 9:59:02 PM
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luigi33 posted...
You can't spike in Brazilian Volleyball. Physically impossible.
How?

I don't know the difference, legitimately curious.

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Ratchetrockon
11/01/23 10:01:46 PM
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Wow the Dog is better than me

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Kami_no_Kami
11/01/23 10:05:38 PM
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Damn. And I didnt think beach volleyball could get any sexier
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havean776
11/01/23 10:08:34 PM
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trivialbeing posted...
dogs are smarter than people give them credit for. they don't deserve their reputation as a dumb animal
Oh yeah? If Dogs are so smart why are they so loyal to humans? Humans suck.

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-Unowninator-
11/01/23 10:08:51 PM
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Oh my god that dog is awesome.

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SaikyoStyle
11/01/23 10:09:56 PM
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What a good boy

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WilliamPorygon
11/01/23 10:12:36 PM
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pedro45 posted...
This so much. We need to realize we're not so smart. We give tests for animals developed for us. Have a cat test us on what they find clever and I'm sure they'd look superior
Finally, somebody else says what I've been saying for decades.

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trivialbeing
11/01/23 10:22:40 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
They dont have a reputation as a dumb animal
they seem to among cat people
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SiO4
11/01/23 10:24:36 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...


Blue heelers and *aussie cattle dogs are fucking ridiculous smart. I might be biased against collies but I'm sure they can be smart too.


Ya, it's really odd at good they are at what they do.

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kingdrake2
11/01/23 10:24:49 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Blue heelers and *aussie cattle dogs are fucking ridiculous smart


it's unfortunately not a breed i can handle. but it's true.

even my own dog is good enough to make the house go crazy (she's only a good dog at random times of the day and when roommates at work) she's just lonely (i try to hang out with her whenever i can).

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Crayon_Lover
11/01/23 10:26:02 PM
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There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play volleyball

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Thud
11/01/23 10:38:38 PM
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You say that, but a couple times a week my dog forgets which doors in my house slide to open and which ones swing open and just straight up walks/runs into the sliding pocket doors.

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luigi33
11/01/23 11:19:08 PM
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Cats are more closer connected to their wild nature than dogs. That does not make them "smarter" though. They maybe more clever than dogs in general.

But this dog legit seemingly understands how to play Volleyball and understands its objectives.

DrizztLink posted...
How?

I don't know the difference, legitimately curious.
Because Brazilian Volleyball you can't control the ball with your hands. Only your feet/legs/head/chest.

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SiO4
11/01/23 11:37:08 PM
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luigi33 posted...
Cats are more closer connected to their wild nature than dogs. That does not make them "smarter" though. They maybe more clever than dogs in general.

But this dog legit seemingly understands how to play Volleyball and understands its objectives.


Cats probably understand, but don't give a shit.

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DrPrimemaster
11/02/23 12:17:15 AM
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luigi33 posted...
Cats are more closer connected to their wild nature than dogs. That does not make them "smarter" though. They maybe more clever than dogs in general.

But this dog legit seemingly understands how to play Volleyball and understands its objectives.

Because Brazilian Volleyball you can't control the ball with your hands. Only your feet/legs/head/chest.

Couldn't you just do a backflip and kick the ball down with your feet?

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TetsuoS2
11/02/23 12:21:13 AM
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cant you just fly and do a 360 noscope?

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luigi33
11/02/23 12:48:42 AM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
Couldn't you just do a backflip and kick the ball down with your feet?
You'd have to jump very high to get your foot over the net.

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NeonTentacles
11/02/23 6:40:43 AM
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If you do a Jeckt Shot motion, you can definitely the spike the shit out of that dog >_> Git gud

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DrPrimemaster
11/02/23 9:29:22 AM
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luigi33 posted...
You'd have to jump very high to get your foot over the net.

Ah, the sand would make that hard.

Do they have volleyball at trampoline parks, that would probably be pretty cool.

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Cruciferous
11/02/23 9:31:50 AM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
Ah, the sand would make that hard.
...and jumping that high is pretty fucking hard... for anyone...

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Treasure
11/02/23 9:32:52 AM
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Pigs and Elephants are even smarter.

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NeonTentacles
11/02/23 10:04:57 AM
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Cruciferous posted...
...and jumping that high is pretty fucking hard... for anyone...

NeonTentacles posted...
Git gud


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pedro45
11/02/23 11:18:26 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Cats probably understand, but don't give a shit.
Exactly. Unless a cat benefits, it doesn't care.
Cats definitely pick up on habits.
I had a cat who realized when I would put my pipe in my pocket, I'll go inside. She'd lay on my lap, and then one day I started to do the motion and she went for the door. I had to ask myself "how'd she know i was going inside?" and then it all clicked.
Nothing like a cat on your lap while puffing on some pot

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SiO4
11/02/23 6:44:28 PM
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pedro45 posted...

Exactly. Unless a cat benefits, it doesn't care.
Cats definitely pick up on habits.
I had a cat who realized when I would put my pipe in my pocket, I'll go inside. She'd lay on my lap, and then one day I started to do the motion and she went for the door. I had to ask myself "how'd she know i was going inside?" and then it all clicked.
Nothing like a cat on your lap while puffing on some pot


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Lobinde
11/04/23 7:07:34 PM
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Humans are really fucking smart, holy shit

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Irony
11/04/23 7:09:01 PM
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Lobinde posted...
Humans are really fucking smart, holy shit
We aren't tbh

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LeoRavus
11/04/23 7:15:13 PM
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"Some" dogs are smart.

Put your average dog in that scenario and it would be an entirely different video

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UltimateWing
11/04/23 7:23:48 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8Jq2xlTPpYs

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StarSpangled
11/05/23 9:31:35 PM
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Mans best friend

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GuerrillaSoldier
11/05/23 9:41:25 PM
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air bud was right all along
we were all fools


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