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Cotton_Eye_Joe 10/23/23 11:04:17 AM #1:	It's OK if you don't. --- Starfield is a 7/10. Get over it. <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:976814954] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>It's OK if you don't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 10/23/23 11:04:47 AM #2:	I remember the trailer at least <cite>Zikten posted [p:976814961] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>I remember the trailer at least</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/23/23 11:05:06 AM #3:	Best wacowskis movie --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:976814964] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>Best wacowskis movie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnsteadyOwl 10/23/23 11:08:58 AM #4:	It was an actual plot point in that movie that ~~she can control bees because they recognize that she's royalty.~~ --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." <cite>UnsteadyOwl posted [p:976815034] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>It was an actual plot point in that movie that she can control bees because they recognize that she's royalty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical_rhino 10/23/23 11:09:01 AM #5:	Was Channing Tatum in cat ears and roller blades in that movie or was that a fever dream? --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical_rhino posted [p:976815035] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>Was Channing Tatum in cat ears and roller blades in that movie or was that a fever dream? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/23/23 11:14:36 AM #6:	radical_rhino posted... Was Channing Tatum in cat ears and roller blades in that movie or was that a fever dream? No that was the Kool Aid man dressed as Channing Tatum. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:976815129] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>radical_rhino posted... </cite><quote>Was Channing Tatum in cat ears and roller blades in that movie or was that a fever dream?</quote>No that was the Kool Aid man dressed as Channing Tatum. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 10/23/23 11:14:40 AM #7:	I CreAtE lIFe! --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:976815132] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>I CreAtE lIFe! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
accord 10/23/23 11:16:36 AM #8:	i remember seeing the poster of it and the actors look like they cant act for shit <cite>accord posted [p:976815166] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>i remember seeing the poster of it and the actors look like they cant act for shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 10/23/23 11:17:17 AM #9:	Yeah it was basically a weird Cinderella ripoff. It had potential but they made it mostly stupid --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:976815177] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>Yeah it was basically a weird Cinderella ripoff. It had potential but they made it mostly stupid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/23/23 11:17:30 AM #10:	i prefer Jupiter Descending. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:976815179] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>i prefer Jupiter Descending.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 10/23/23 11:22:06 AM #11:	It's always wild to me that the Wachowskis got so much good will from The Matrix that they could just shit in a bucket over and over for several decades and Hollywood still kept giving them hundreds of millions of dollars. --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:976815252] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>It's always wild to me that the Wachowskis got so much good will from The Matrix that they could just shit in a bucket over and over for several decades and Hollywood still kept giving them hundreds of millions of dollars. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 10/23/23 11:23:25 AM #12:	specialkid8 posted... It's always wild to me that the Wachowskis got so much good will from The Matrix that they could just shit in a bucket over and over for several decades and Hollywood still kept giving them hundreds of millions of dollars. Speed Racer was great shit up --- Sigful User Logic <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:976815283] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite><quote>It's always wild to me that the Wachowskis got so much good will from The Matrix that they could just shit in a bucket over and over for several decades and Hollywood still kept giving them hundreds of millions of dollars.</quote>Speed Racer was great shit up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 10/23/23 11:24:10 AM #13:	specialkid8 posted... It's always wild to me that the Wachowskis got so much good will from The Matrix that they could just shit in a bucket over and over for several decades and Hollywood still kept giving them hundreds of millions of dollars. Hollywood's too woke for their own good --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:976815295] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite><quote>It's always wild to me that the Wachowskis got so much good will from The Matrix that they could just shit in a bucket over and over for several decades and Hollywood still kept giving them hundreds of millions of dollars.</quote>Hollywood's too woke for their own good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 10/23/23 11:24:58 AM #14:	Yep. "Like" isn't the word, but I enjoyed watching it because I just really love out there sci fi shit likenit. Just really hits my buttons. Same with Valerian. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:976815304] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>Yep. "Like" isn't the word, but I enjoyed watching it because I just really love out there sci fi shit likenit. Just really hits my buttons. Same with Valerian. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 10/23/23 11:26:22 AM #15:	Cloud Atlas is a fantastic film. But Jupiter Ascending feels like it's trying really hard to be dogshit. --- You'll see motivational pictures about working hundred hour weeks/Well, it only applies to those who are operating at a really basic level <cite>ai123 posted [p:976815330] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>Cloud Atlas is a fantastic film.But Jupiter Ascending feels like it's trying really hard to be dogshit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 10/23/23 11:27:38 AM #16:	I gave it an honest chance, because I generally like most Wachowski movies and even if people say it's 'bad' I often find enough redeeming qualities (for example I unironically think Matrix Reloaded and Cloud Atlas are great). But alas, I must agree that Jupiter Ascending really was as bad as people say. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:976815344] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>I gave it an honest chance, because I generally like most Wachowski movies and even if people say it's 'bad' I often find enough redeeming qualities (for example I unironically think Matrix Reloaded and Cloud Atlas are great).But alas, I must agree that Jupiter Ascending really was as bad as people say. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 10/23/23 11:28:09 AM #17:	BurmesePenguin posted... Speed Racer was great shit up You do not speak the true true --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:976815350] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>BurmesePenguin posted... </cite><quote>Speed Racer was great shit up</quote>You do not speak the true true </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/23/23 11:28:32 AM #18:	"I love dogs. >_>" --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. <cite>The_Korey posted [p:976815354] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>"I love dogs. >_>" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 10/23/23 11:29:26 AM #19:	specialkid8 posted... You do not speak the true true Literally their best movie --- Sigful User Logic <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:976815365] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite><quote>You do not speak the true true</quote>Literally their best movie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnsteadyOwl 10/23/23 11:47:47 AM #20:	LeoRavus posted... Yeah it was basically a weird Cinderella ripoff. It had potential but they made it mostly stupid Yeah, the potential was there. I could see how the general concept could work, Mila Kunis & Channing Tatum have decent enough chemistry, and a lot of the visual design is quite good. The script is just terrible and turned what could have been a pretty cool movie into a boring slog. --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." <cite>UnsteadyOwl posted [p:976815686] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite><quote>Yeah it was basically a weird Cinderella ripoff. It had potential but they made it mostly stupid</quote>Yeah, the potential was there. I could see how the general concept could work, Mila Kunis & Channing Tatum have decent enough chemistry, and a lot of the visual design is quite good. The script is just terrible and turned what could have been a pretty cool movie into a boring slog. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
div85 10/23/23 11:50:09 AM #21:	Cloud Atlas is a masterpiece and their best movie to date.j <cite>div85 posted [p:976815726] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>Cloud Atlas is a masterpiece and their best movie to date.j</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/23/23 12:09:04 PM #22:	UnsteadyOwl posted... Yeah, the potential was there. I could see how the general concept could work, Mila Kunis & Channing Tatum have decent enough chemistry, and a lot of the visual design is quite good. The script is just terrible and turned what could have been a pretty cool movie into a boring slog. The only thing that really stood out as being dumb to me was the bees. Everything else I thought was fine. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:976816077] in Remember J... [t:80600958]...</cite> <quote>UnsteadyOwl posted... </cite><quote>Yeah, the potential was there. I could see how the general concept could work, Mila Kunis & Channing Tatum have decent enough chemistry, and a lot of the visual design is quite good. The script is just terrible and turned what could have been a pretty cool movie into a boring slog.</quote>The only thing that really stood out as being dumb to me was the bees. Everything else I thought was fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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