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Punished_Blinx
10/22/23 6:54:32 PM
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TheSavageDragon posted...
I'll never get that criticism. You're watching/reading about a universe where a dude invented a high tech armor using some junk they had laying around in a cave. Where people regularly invent interdimensional travel, faster than light engines,... and you get hung up on a teenager inventing shootable rope.

Tbh I think comic book writing where people who get superpowers are also always super geniuses who are the smartest people on the entire planet so they are always capable of immediately inventing a solution to their current problem is a bit silly. I'm fine with stories that try to ground that down a bit.

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TheSavageDragon
10/22/23 7:01:21 PM
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Punished_Blinx posted...
Tbh I think comic book writing where people who get superpowers are also always super geniuses who are the smartest people on the entire planet so they are always capable of immediately inventing a solution to their current problem is a bit silly. I'm fine with stories that try to ground that down a bit.

Okay, that I can get.
But the webshooter complaint I'll just never wrap my head around. If Peter wasn't a highly intelligent nerd, he wouldn't be Spider-Man. As in he wouldn't even be at the right place at the right time to get that bitten by that spider. He'd be in his room playing video games instead of at some science experiment.
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lilORANG
10/22/23 7:16:09 PM
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Look, if it's organic, then this dude's DNA is all over the city and it's very dumb that nobody knows his secret ID.

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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 7:17:05 PM
#53:


ColonizedMind posted...
but even in that universe its far fetched

...How?

I'm very confused how "This super smart chemistry nerd made really strong Silly String" is somehow such a far fetched thing in Marvel.

"I made a super soldier serum."
"I made a time travel device."
"I made a portal to another universe."
"I took that Silly String stuff you can buy at Party City and made it like, stronger."
".......WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!"

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 7:30:15 PM
#54:


Correct, I get hes a genius but its a level of teenage genius that has no basis in reality, and they have to overcompensate his intelligence to hand wave away the terrible writing of he invented it.
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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 7:32:11 PM
#55:


ColonizedMind posted...
Correct, I get hes a genius but its a level of teenage genius that has no basis in reality, and they have to overcompensate his intelligence to hand wave away the terrible writing of he invented it.

None of the levels of genius in Marvel or DC have any basis in current reality. They're meant to be super-human level geniuses. Hence... Superheroes, which extends beyond just any powers they may have.

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 7:36:07 PM
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Yes, and I think that is fairly lazy too, but its easier to swallow that Tony Stark and Reed Richards, college educated engineers and scientists with near limitless resources can invented fantastical things.
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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 7:38:22 PM
#57:


ColonizedMind posted...
college educated engineers

This seems silly to require for suspension of disbelief, since the things they do are so far beyond anything you would ever learn in college. Otherwise there'd be literally millions of Tony Starks.

You're singling Peter Parker out and saying "This is too crazy to believe, it's too far-fetched for the universe!" when the universe in question is full of so many things that are like, a million times more crazy. It's just odd.

EDIT: Liking organic better is cool, but trying to say mechanical is "too far-fetched" is just weird.

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 7:42:19 PM
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Its not that they went to college, its that they have years of experience and access to the highest level of technology and resources. Yes our heroes need to be resourceful and more than their money, hence Iron Mans original story is so perfect, and Ill go with the hand wave that Peter Parker is a teenage genius that can invent a substance so effective and versatile in his box room in his Aunts house but Ill never pretend its good writing, even on the curve of comic book writing.
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deathproof12
10/22/23 7:43:56 PM
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A teenager in his basement made a better material than scientists with millions of dollars of budget is beyond suspension of disbelief.
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Sir_Will
10/22/23 7:45:16 PM
#60:


dameon_reaper posted...
Mechanical because I love the science side of Spidey. It also adds danger for when it runs out on the job.
This. He can also come up with different kinds of webbing or launching configurations that's a little easier to explain than if it was organic.

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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 7:47:19 PM
#61:


deathproof12 posted...
A teenager in his basement made a better material than scientists with millions of dollars of budget is beyond suspension of disbelief.

"Person made a better X in their basement/garage than people with millions of dollars of budget" has happened a lot in real life.

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 7:47:44 PM
#62:


Has it?
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RespectWomen
10/22/23 7:50:08 PM
#63:


dameon_reaper posted...
Mechanical because I love the science side of Spidey. It also adds danger for when it runs out on the job.

organic has mental block though right?

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AceMos
10/22/23 7:51:07 PM
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organic as then we dont have the plot device of running out of web which is always pure plot driven when it happens there is no consistency

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TheSavageDragon
10/22/23 7:53:00 PM
#65:


AceMos posted...
organic as then we dont have the plot device of running out of web which is always pure plot driven when it happens there is no consistency

Have you even watched Spider-Man 2? That plot device is still very much a thing, just now paired with worse writing.
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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 7:53:04 PM
#66:


ColonizedMind posted...
Has it?

Yes. Dyson Vacuums being one of the more famous examples.

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 7:53:28 PM
#67:


AceMos posted...
organic as then we dont have the plot device of running out of web which is always pure plot driven when it happens there is no consistency

I get the complaint, and agree its a little tired but I find youre wording amusing, like youre suggest thar not everything that happens in a comic book isnt plot driven when it obviously is, or that it would be fine if they wrote a story where Spider-Man runs out of webfluid doing a mundane task.
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Holy_Cloud105
10/22/23 7:53:54 PM
#68:


ColonizedMind posted...
Interesting criticism when the non-lazy non-cop out writing is accepting that a teenager can invent that webbing because hes smart.
Some of the comic stories made it so that when he got bitten by the spider it gave him the knowledge of how to make webs. I didn't find this explanation too bad tbh.

Anyway, the comics did organic webbing for a while. I think it was during Civil War? He took out Tony Stark once by just unloading all of the webbing he had in his body during Back In Black/One More Day. They went back to mechanical though.

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AceMos
10/22/23 7:55:10 PM
#69:


ColonizedMind posted...
I get the complaint, and agree its a little tired but I find youre wording amusing, like youre suggest thar not everything that happens in a comic book isnt plot driven when it obviously is, or that it would be fine if they wrote a story where Spider-Man runs out of webfluid doing a mundane task.
yes everything is plot driven

but what i mean is how much fluid is in a cartridge is pur eplot how many he has on him how fast and easy it is to change them ect

its just a cheap way to get drama out of a fight or when spiderman is falling from a great height or wtv

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 7:56:44 PM
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StealThisSheen posted...
Yes. Dyson Vacuums being one of the more famous examples.

Thats a smart person enhancing a design and correcting flaws in something that already exists. Peter Parker invented something that is so beyond the real world, which fine hes a superhero crime fighting spider, theres got to be fantastical elements, but even in that fantastical universe its got to be pound for pound the most amazing invention given its use, application and the age of its inventor. Its poor, lazy writing.
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CyborgSage00x0
10/22/23 7:56:46 PM
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Organic always made way more sense.

"You got all the power except for the one spiders are most known for!" was always weird.

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KitKats
10/22/23 7:58:49 PM
#72:


Mechanical 1000%

Organic is terrible and immediately breaks suspension of disbelief.

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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 7:59:40 PM
#73:


ColonizedMind posted...
but even in that fantastical universe its got to be pound for pound the most amazing invention given its use, application and the age of its inventor

Not even remotely.

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AceMos
10/22/23 8:00:44 PM
#74:


KitKats posted...
Mechanical 1000%

Organic is terrible and immediately breaks suspension of disbelief.
how does it break suspension of disbelief

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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 8:02:36 PM
#75:


AceMos posted...
how does it break suspension of disbelief

He shoots it out of his wrists, at insane velocity and reach, with no pain or limit. Spiders can't shoot web out of their hands (feet?), for one thing, so it just conveniently coming out of his wrists and in a way that literally makes it perfect for a human being to swing by takes a lot to buy. And somehow it doesn't leave his DNA all over the place, despite coming from his body.

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AceMos
10/22/23 8:03:22 PM
#77:


StealThisSheen posted...
He shoots it out of his wrists, at insane velocity and reach, with no pain or limit. Spiders can't shoot web out of their hands (feet?), for one thing, so it just conveniently coming out of his wrists and in a way that literally makes it perfect for a human being to swing by takes a lot to buy. And somehow it doesn't leave his DNA all over the place, despite coming from his body.
he also has a spider sense a thing real spiders do not have at all

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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 8:07:03 PM
#78:


AceMos posted...
he also has a spider sense a thing real spiders do not have at all

That's actually based on something, though, that you can comprehend without going "Wait a minute..."

I think the closest organic could work with a consistent logic is if he secreted the webbing and then put it into mechanical web slingers that he created. Though that'd be rather gross, so I see why they didn't go with that.

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AceMos
10/22/23 8:07:41 PM
#79:


StealThisSheen posted...
That's actually based on something, though, that you can comprehend without going "Wait a minute..."

I think the closest organic could work with a consistent logic is if he secreted the webbing and then put it into mechanical web slingers that he created.
what is it based on

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Punished_Blinx
10/22/23 8:08:28 PM
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It wouldn't be that hard to figure out who Spider-man in any depiction considering he often swings to and from where he lives.

Probably why it makes sense that organizations like SHIELD know who he is and keeps it secret for his benefit.

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 8:08:56 PM
#81:


I think beyond the how a teenage could invent the web fluid problem, the other issue is why would he invent it. Of all the things to invent he went all in on the spider stuff and invented web fluid to swing around? Why would he do that of all the things.
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KitKats
10/22/23 8:09:20 PM
#82:


AceMos posted...
how does it break suspension of disbelief
JJBA Stone Ocean does it better

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AAevWaAAE9p6.jpg


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KitKats
10/22/23 8:09:51 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/6/AAevWaAAE9p8.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/7/AAevWaAAE9p9.jpg

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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 8:11:30 PM
#84:


ColonizedMind posted...
I think beyond the how a teenage could invent the web fluid problem, the other issue is why would he invent it. Of all the things to invent he went all in on the spider stuff and invented web fluid to swing around? Why would he do that of all the things.

...Because he literally got bit by a radioactive spider and was able to do certain things spiders can do, and so "Things spiders can do" was clearly on his mind?

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AceMos
10/22/23 8:12:15 PM
#85:


KitKats posted...
JJBA Stone Ocean does it better

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AAevWaAAE9p6.jpg
jojo does everything better (also stone ocean is best part)

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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 8:12:19 PM
#86:


AceMos posted...
what is it based on

But what does any of this have to do with actual spiders? Spiders are covered in tiny hairs called trichobothria which grant them their own version of the Spidey-Sense. These hairs, just like Spider-Mans, detect micro shifts and vibrations in the environment. Some spiders even amplify their own abilities by feeling changes and vibrations against their webs while they patiently wait for their next meal. All of this is used to help spiders avoid predators before they are seen, and to catch prey before it could potentially escape the web.

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 8:12:55 PM
#87:


You write that like its the next obvious step. I get it, they wrote backwards, but its dogshit.
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Son_Goku_X
10/22/23 8:13:10 PM
#88:


AceMos posted...
organic as then we dont have the plot device of running out of web which is always pure plot driven when it happens there is no consistency
Doesn't the organic stuff also run out as his body has to wait to generate more?

There was part in the comics where he was saying he'll need to hydrate himself and drink more fluids to refill the organic webs.
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AceMos
10/22/23 8:14:08 PM
#89:


sheen one problem with your entire argument

his spider sense works on things like bombs behind a door altering him before the bomb explodes

or a sniper shooting at him from a rooftop

his spider sense is flat out precognition

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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 8:15:03 PM
#90:


ColonizedMind posted...
You write that like its the next obvious step. I get it, they wrote backwards, but its dogshit.

...It is the next obvious step.

"I'm super strong like a spider. I can climb walls like a spider. I have a sort of danger "sense" like a spider. Gee, what else does a spider do?"

How is "webs" literally not one of the first things you think of when thinking about spiders? Your argument literally makes no sense whatsoever.

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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 8:15:44 PM
#91:


AceMos posted...
sheen one problem with your entire argument

his spider sense works on things like bombs behind a door altering him before the bomb explodes

or a sniper shooting at him from a rooftop

his spider sense is flat out precognition

I said it was BASED on something, which it is. It was obviously heavily exaggerated because, you know, comic books.

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 8:15:52 PM
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These characters are written by dozens of different writers over decades in fairly constrained boxes of acceptable jeopardy, Spider-Man not being able to use his webbing in a inopportune moment, whether mechanical or organic, is always going to be a tempting plot point and theyll come up with a reason why.
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KitKats
10/22/23 8:16:12 PM
#93:


AceMos posted...
jojo does everything better (also stone ocean is best part)
Haha true =)

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 8:18:28 PM
#94:


StealThisSheen posted...
...It is the next obvious step.

"I'm super strong like a spider. I can climb walls like a spider. I have a sort of danger "sense" like a spider. Gee, what else does a spider do?"

How is "webs" literally not one of the first thing you think of when thinking about spiders? Your argument literally makes no sense whatsoever.

Because he invented something that doesnt exist to accomplish it, as a teenager, something that if all the relevant scientists with unlimited resources in the real world tried to do they couldnt accomplish. Thats what makes it far fetched, illogical that was his next move and he accomplished it.

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StealThisSheen
10/22/23 8:20:06 PM
#95:


ColonizedMind posted...
Because he invented something that doesnt exist to accomplish it, as a teenager, something that if all the relevant scientists with unlimited resources in the real world tried to do they couldnt accomplish. Thats what makes it far fetched, illogical that was his next move and he accomplished it.

You keep moving the goalposts.

First, your argument was that it's too "far-fetched" for the Marvel universe. It clearly, very clearly, is not.

Second, your argument was "Why would he even think to create webs," which, again, is such a silly argument I'm kinda baffled you even made it.

Again, it's cool to like organic better. But you're trying to come up with these reasons why mechanical is objectively "bad," and they don't make any sense.

You keep using "In the real world" to argue against a comic book, and to argue... In favor of a man organically shooting webbing out of his wrists?

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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 8:24:44 PM
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Im not moving the goal posts, theyre not mutually exclusive arguments. Theyre two separate thoughts about the same issue.

And I never said the webbing itself cant exist in the Marvel Universe, like you say it pales in comparison to some of the tech invented on Marvels Earth. My issue is that it was invented by a high school student. Its a level of competence that is both boring and lazy.
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ColonizedMind
10/22/23 8:28:16 PM
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I also not trying to say one is objectively bad either. Yes I am using the real world as an anchor because the comic books are anchored in reality, fantastical things happen in them that cant happen in the real world but there still has to a basis of reality otherwise it falls apart. The reason were given that Peter Parker can do this amazing feat of extremely competent engineering with no equipment, or training or resources is hes a genius. Its not good enough. Its lazy.
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Punished_Blinx
10/22/23 8:31:08 PM
#98:


It's not like it's impossible to make the mechanical shooters more relatable these days anyway.

For the Spider-man movie in 2002 it made sense to go organic since Peter's world was a bit more grounded and it specifically focused on his genius being limited by being Spider-man instead of using it as a solution to his problems.

In the MCU where people can invent time travel in an afternoon I don't think it's all that farfetched for Peter to make some little invention that only really benefits himself. Same with any overall Marvel universe depiction.

Just depends on the execution on what the current story is trying to tell. Nowadays if a Spider-man reboot wants to be more grounded he can figure things out by taking resources from Oscorp, the internet, Wish.com etc.

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TheSavageDragon
10/22/23 8:35:55 PM
#99:


ColonizedMind posted...
The reason were given that Peter Parker can do this amazing feat of extremely competent engineering with no equipment, or training or resources is hes a genius

That's literally the reason why Tony was even able to create the armor. He didn't have the equipment, he didn't have the resources and I doubt he took "How to build a weapon so advanced no other person in the world can adequately replicate or reverse engineer it 101" at MIT.
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GiftedACIII
10/22/23 8:40:09 PM
#100:


lilORANG posted...
Look, if it's organic, then this dude's DNA is all over the city and it's very dumb that nobody knows his secret ID.
His Spider DNA has different DNA.

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