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lilORANG
10/15/23 7:36:06 PM
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2 arms
2 eyes
2 feet
2 testicles......

1 penis. Or am I just missing something?

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Yawn_Master2
10/15/23 7:36:32 PM
#2:


Youre missing something

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Billyionaire
10/15/23 7:37:00 PM
#3:


Look at dis dude only got 1 penis lol

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SHRlKE
10/15/23 7:38:09 PM
#4:


One Heart. One brain. One prostrate. One pancreas. One liver.

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TroutPaste
10/15/23 7:38:16 PM
#5:


Octo-cock

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Cornmuffins
10/15/23 7:38:49 PM
#6:


I wish I had two buttholes so I could poop and take it up the ass at the same time without all the mess

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LSGW_Zephyra
10/15/23 7:39:07 PM
#7:


10 fingers. Why don't men have 10 penises?!

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GuerrillaSoldier
10/15/23 7:39:11 PM
#8:


2 noses


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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/15/23 7:39:51 PM
#9:


lilORANG posted...
Or am I just missing something?

You're missing almost everything related to the digestive and secretory system. Mouth, tongue, throat, stomach, appendix, small intestine, large intestine, anus, bladder, urethra.

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ablegator
10/15/23 7:40:14 PM
#10:


Obviously TCs wisdom penis hasnt come in yet.

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Agonized_rufous
10/15/23 7:40:44 PM
#11:


just fold it in half

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divot1338
10/15/23 7:40:46 PM
#12:


1 penis
1 mouth/vagina/bhole


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Rotterdammerung
10/15/23 7:51:42 PM
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Youre gonna be tickled pink when you hear about echidnas

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LeoRavus
10/15/23 7:52:42 PM
#14:


I've seen porn with 2 dicks before

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ProfessorKukui
10/15/23 8:18:17 PM
#15:


lost the penis bone

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Boombam99
10/15/23 8:21:24 PM
#17:


You ever have dreams where you have 2 dicks? Those are weird
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Freddie_Mercury
10/15/23 8:39:28 PM
#19:


you dont even use the first one

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faizan_faizan
10/15/23 9:16:09 PM
#20:


One vagina, one butthole.

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Cruciferous
10/15/23 9:22:35 PM
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The weirdest part to me is how we have 2 of everything but we are not actually symmetrical.

When I pair this with the knowledge that all humans are just massively massively deformed fish, it makes a lot of sense for some reason.
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Starks
10/15/23 9:23:08 PM
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Klingons have 2 dicks

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EwokCommanda
10/15/23 9:53:44 PM
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Billyionaire posted...
Look at dis dude only got 1 penis lol


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WilliamPorygon
10/15/23 10:33:04 PM
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Snakes have it so much better than humans with their two penises :(

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Trumble
10/15/23 10:40:22 PM
#25:


Penii*

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kingdrake2
10/15/23 10:55:19 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
I've seen porn with 2 dicks before


double dong wesley snipes.

TroutPaste posted...
Octo-cock


there's a porn that has that but it's really hard to get off at that part.

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Chicken
10/15/23 10:56:54 PM
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Always keep a spare in the trunk

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Homeless_Waifu
10/15/23 10:58:02 PM
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One life

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DD_Divine
10/15/23 10:59:25 PM
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2, 10, 11.

eyes
fingers
toes!

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Kradek
10/15/23 11:02:09 PM
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Why only 1 penis when we have 2 of everything else?

Because you touch yourself at night.

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SKAMartist
10/15/23 11:02:39 PM
#31:


Lol wait you only have one?

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Thermador446
10/15/23 11:04:22 PM
#32:


Did Rasputin really have 2???
Where do you people stand on the myth?

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Kradek
10/15/23 11:09:07 PM
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That would be such a gross and terrible existence I'd probably end it within 10 minutes.

Imagine sitting down and you just sit on a bunch of dicks. You wave farewell to someone and there's just tons of arm hair dicks flapping along. Would no doubt slap myself a few times per minute just by trying to function in what was formally a normal way.

And that's not even getting into the fact that your head is going to literally be a base of peni that would likely have people trying to kill you cause they think you're an abomination, and rightfully so (on the abomination part).

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Homeless_Waifu
10/15/23 11:22:38 PM
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Dunno man theres from freaky chicks out there

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jumi
10/16/23 12:06:04 AM
#37:


2 penii = 1 in the pink, 1 in the stink

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Villain_S_Fiend
10/16/23 12:11:31 AM
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Other folks' moms can only handle so much at their age.

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Villain_S_Fiend
10/16/23 12:12:46 AM
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2 stink 4 me

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Starks
10/16/23 1:26:55 AM
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Echidnas have 4 or something.

It kinda looks like knuckles.

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divot1338
10/16/23 4:38:56 AM
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Starks posted...
Echidnas have 4 or something.

It kinda looks like knuckles.
Are you sure thats not a lady part?

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majin_nemesis
10/16/23 4:42:00 AM
#43:


except we don't have 2 of everything
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Ricemills
10/16/23 4:42:30 AM
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Lizards has two penis.
What about Zuck?

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SomeLikeItHoth
10/16/23 4:43:25 AM
#45:


This is like the most classic CE topic ever

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potdnewb
10/16/23 4:53:20 AM
#46:


SomeLikeItHoth posted...
This is like the most classic CE topic ever
yup
some people need to bone up on their biology

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