Current Events > $1 billion, but the human race ends in 100 years

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MysteryMan923
10/04/23 11:22:26 AM
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The money is tax free. If you take the deal, on October 4 2123 every single human drops dead for reasons. They feel no pain.

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skullmagic2
10/04/23 11:23:15 AM
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just say no to genocide

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B18Champ
10/04/23 11:23:30 AM
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I take it, considering I don't expect human race to last until 2050

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Nosferatu_Zodd
10/04/23 11:23:55 AM
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No

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MrFingers07
10/04/23 11:23:57 AM
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Nah, future humans should have the chance to have happy lives.

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GrandConjuraton
10/04/23 11:23:58 AM
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Us going extinct would be doing the world a favor, so...

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Ratchetrockon
10/04/23 11:36:15 AM
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deal. i always wanted that much money

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coolguyjimmy
10/07/23 2:44:12 AM
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I'd do a Go Fund me, and see if I got more than $1 Billion.
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Questionmarktarius
10/07/23 2:45:27 AM
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So... 30-50 years longer than what 80s and 90s global warming panic predicted?
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FF_Redux
10/07/23 2:51:23 AM
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Id only be sad for not being alive to see it happen.

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Questionmarktarius
10/07/23 2:52:13 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Id only be sad for not being alive to see it happen.
a billion is probably enough to keep you zombie-ing on until extinction.
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KitKats
10/07/23 2:54:20 AM
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Doubt there will be any people alive by then, and you wouldnt want to be alive in that kind of environment anyway because you will die a painful death within hours

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sabin017
10/07/23 3:11:46 AM
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Sounds like taking the money starts Second Impact.

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ROBANN_88
10/07/23 3:12:05 AM
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Depends on how it ends

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EDF-5
10/07/23 3:18:14 AM
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You want to end the human race
but monkeys will just evolve again
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TheWizardOfOrz
10/07/23 3:25:09 AM
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MrFingers07 posted...
Nah, future humans should have the chance to have happy lives.

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KitKats
10/07/23 3:30:54 AM
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EDF-5 posted...
You want to end the human race
but monkeys will just evolve again
There wont be animals that big left alive, were in a mass extinction and few critters can adapt to such rapid changes on this scale. Its happened multiple times in the past and the climate is changing too fast for life to adapt

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potdnewb
10/07/23 4:09:07 AM
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no
i want to be surprised by the yes votes but im not when you lack hope and faith you are willing to kill an entire species for a single lifetime of excess be ashamed
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sfcalimari
10/07/23 4:09:55 AM
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This is literally the game plan for oil companies and baby boomers.

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Guide
10/07/23 4:19:01 AM
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A lot of people born around now would have a shitty end of days scenario. Otherwise, I might.

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ForsakenHermit
10/07/23 4:24:21 AM
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No, I'm not cynical enough to see humanity as a lost cause.

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BloodMoon7
10/07/23 4:38:46 AM
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Easy money

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Rika_Furude
10/07/23 4:45:05 AM
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Conservatives put us on a speedrun towards climate collapse so humanity is already on a short deadline until demise anyway. Probably no more than a couple hundred years even if you dont take this deal and thats if youre an optimist and not cynical
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TomClark
10/07/23 4:55:51 AM
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sfcalimari posted...
This is literally the game plan for oil companies and baby boomers.


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Nukazie
10/07/23 5:04:10 AM
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easiest money

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VFalcone
10/07/23 5:21:06 AM
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The results are exactly why humanity has no hope. People are far too selfish. Everybody wants to shit on rich people not caring about humanity until they're offered $1B I guess
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bevan306
10/07/23 5:26:07 AM
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wouldn't murder a single person for money

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neccis
10/07/23 5:26:29 AM
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Sounds like a win win situation if I've ever heard one


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Zikten
10/07/23 5:32:54 AM
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Anyone who votes yes is no better than the boomers and oil companies

This deal would destroy the future of your own grand kids
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itachi15243
10/07/23 5:35:47 AM
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I want the money bad, but not bad enough to kill off humanity for.

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neccis
10/07/23 5:36:00 AM
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Zikten posted...
Anyone who votes yes is no better than the boomers and oil companies

This deal would destroy the future of your own grand kids
35 people voted yes so far

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SayHeyyShohei
10/07/23 5:40:14 AM
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GrandConjuraton posted...
Us going extinct would be doing the world a favor, so...

How?

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neccis
10/07/23 5:42:34 AM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...
How?
What do you mean how?

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PiOverlord
10/07/23 5:42:52 AM
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No. I want humanity to reach its potential, not be doomed by greed.

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SayHeyyShohei
10/07/23 5:44:24 AM
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neccis posted...
What do you mean how?

2edgy5me

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Rika_Furude
10/07/23 5:49:40 AM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...
2edgy5me
based on what?
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SayHeyyShohei
10/07/23 5:50:57 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
based on what?

Holy shit, you're not banned yet?

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Rika_Furude
10/07/23 5:53:06 AM
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a july 2023 user is gonna be banned long before i ever am
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neccis
10/07/23 5:53:51 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
No. I want humanity to reach its potential, not be doomed by greed.
Ah come on

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VeesMcGees
10/07/23 5:58:31 AM
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From everything I hear about how our species has screwed the planet by affecting the climate, our species doesn't have much time anyway.

Or was this about corporate greed versus the environment?
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10/07/23 6:01:15 AM
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SayHeyyShohei
10/07/23 6:40:20 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
a july 2023 user is gonna be banned long before i ever am

Idk about that. Two accounts have claimed the same thing lately and both are suspended.

Maybe try not wishing the entire race was extinct?

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Rika_Furude
10/07/23 6:41:43 AM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...
Idk about that. Two accounts have claimed the same thing lately and both are suspended.

Maybe try not wishing the entire race was extinct?
i believe that you believe thats what i claimed but how about try reading for once
i dont believe theres any chance of your 50th account outliving me
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SayHeyyShohei
10/07/23 7:50:07 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
i dont believe theres any chance of your 50th account outliving me

famous last words from a decades old troll

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kage_53
10/07/23 8:33:55 AM
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Id take it. Humans have caused so much damage to the planet and caused so many animals to become extinct or endangered. This would be a net win.
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Antifar
10/07/23 8:36:54 AM
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This is the deal fossil fuel execs might as well be taking.

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uwnim
10/07/23 8:37:01 AM
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VFalcone posted...
The results are exactly why humanity has no hope. People are far too selfish. Everybody wants to shit on rich people not caring about humanity until they're offered $1B I guess

Zikten posted...
Anyone who votes yes is no better than the boomers and oil companies

This deal would destroy the future of your own grand kids
These. Absolutely these.

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Kai_Laguna
10/07/23 8:43:14 AM
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Seems like a win-win to me.
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Rika_Furude
10/07/23 9:00:28 AM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...
famous last words from a decades old troll
there's a reason you're dodging
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supergamerbret
10/07/23 9:07:48 AM
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Your Descendents are already dead.
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