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lilORANG
09/30/23 10:29:04 PM
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Is that a sign of an alcoholic? Happened to me today.

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archizzy
09/30/23 10:32:36 PM
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I think it is mostly a sign that baby showers are fucking boring.

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Kamil
09/30/23 10:32:51 PM
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Not really a scenario I see where I'd want to loosen up with some liquid courage. I guess it could make the baby look cuter.

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itachi15243
09/30/23 10:34:16 PM
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I think it's more a sign that they really don't want to be there.

Maybe if they wanted to go but had to bring alcohol just to leave home, then they might be an alcoholic.

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lilORANG
09/30/23 10:35:42 PM
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archizzy posted...
I think it is mostly a sign that baby showers are fucking boring.
How are they boring? A gathering of friends and family, games and food. If you need booze to have fun in that scenario you're probably an addict.

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CountCorvinus
09/30/23 10:42:28 PM
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lilORANG posted...
How are they boring? A gathering of friends and family, games and food. If you need booze to have fun in that scenario you're probably an addict.

I now totally get why they brought the beer.

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Corbenik
09/30/23 10:44:01 PM
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i went to a baby shower a few weeks ago at a brewery

in my culture we bring beer to every occasion

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Torgo
09/30/23 10:44:34 PM
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Bringing your own beer isn't that weird, but if you bring your own baby... there might be some issues.

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lilORANG
09/30/23 10:46:05 PM
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He was also fat and bald so yeah

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Corbenik
09/30/23 10:48:41 PM
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also during the baby shower i played this one game where i sat on someone's lap and they fed me a bottle with beer

and whoever finished it first won

i didnt win and got beer all over me.

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BloodMoon7
09/30/23 10:52:00 PM
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lilORANG posted...
How are they boring? A gathering of friends and family, games and food. If you need booze to have fun in that scenario you're probably an addict.
Sounds awful. I don't drink alcohol so I'd probably just ask one of the guests to punch me in the face.

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TheGoldenEel
09/30/23 10:52:56 PM
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Corbenik posted...
i went to a baby shower a few weeks ago at a brewery

in my culture we bring beer to every occasion
Yeah this seems like a totally normal thing, in wisconsin

you bring beer to a gathering, its just what you do

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lilORANG
09/30/23 10:53:14 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Sounds awful. I don't drink alcohol so I'd probably just ask one of the guests to punch me in the face.
I don't think your face punching kink is comparable to an alcohol dependency.

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thronedfire2
09/30/23 10:53:56 PM
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alcohol became a staple of baby showers once men started getting invited to them

a few of us got hammered at my sister's first one

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BloodMoon7
09/30/23 10:54:21 PM
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lilORANG posted...
I don't think your face punching kink is comparable to an alcohol dependency.
I'm addicted to getting fist--

Nvm I should stop there.

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party_animal07
09/30/23 10:57:05 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Yeah this seems like a totally normal thing, in wisconsin

you bring beer to a gathering, its just what you do
Weed is more common in my circles. Which is another reason why I don't go out much.

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Super_Slash
09/30/23 10:57:10 PM
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lilORANG posted...
How are they boring? A gathering of friends and family, games and food. If you need booze to have fun in that scenario you're probably an addict.
Not everyone is into socializing and/or group settings. I'd absolutely try to at least get stoned or something for something I really have no desire to be a part of, if circumstances made me go.
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GuerrillaSoldier
09/30/23 10:58:43 PM
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bringing your own and not sharing? yeah that's weird, probably an alcoholic

bringing your own and sharing? you're awesome


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lilORANG
09/30/23 10:59:30 PM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
bringing your own and not sharing? yeah that's weird, probably an alcoholic

bringing your own and sharing? you're awesome
It was in a tiny little cooler

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nocturnal_traveler
09/30/23 11:00:16 PM
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That baby shower must've sucked.

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__aCEr__
09/30/23 11:01:00 PM
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My invention of a baby-shaped beer bong with umbilical cord hose just hasn't caught on yet.

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itachi15243
09/30/23 11:01:04 PM
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lilORANG posted...
It was in a tiny little cooler

It sounds like you're just upset that someone wanted to drink there in general.

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Freddie_Mercury
09/30/23 11:02:29 PM
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did the baby get a beer

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lilORANG
09/30/23 11:04:25 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
did the baby get a beer
Baby showers are pre-baby

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StealThisSheen
09/30/23 11:04:57 PM
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lilORANG posted...
He was also fat and bald so yeah

The fact that you, out of the blue, decided to try to use their appearance to smear them tells me... Yeah, there was probably a reason they had to drink to be around you.

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pikakaeru
09/30/23 11:06:20 PM
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why is that even tolerated?

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nocturnal_traveler
09/30/23 11:06:33 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Baby showers are pre-baby
That doesn't change his question.

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lilORANG
09/30/23 11:06:37 PM
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StealThisSheen posted...
The fact that you, out of the blue, decided to try to use their appearance to smear them tells me... Yeah, there was probably a reason they had to drink to be around you.
Yikes. I'm assuming you're fat and bald. No offense intended.

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BloodMoon7
09/30/23 11:07:55 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Yikes. I'm assuming you're fat and bald. No offense intended.
I'm fat and bald and don't drink. I don't think they're related.

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StealThisSheen
09/30/23 11:08:27 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Yikes. I'm assuming you're fat and bald. No offense intended.

No, it's just that you sound like an absolutely miserable person.

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lilORANG
09/30/23 11:09:14 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm fat and bald and don't drink. I don't think they're related.
I'm proud of you tbh

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Corbenik
09/30/23 11:36:24 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Baby showers are pre-baby
theres a baby inside them

i think they eat and drink whatever the parent eats or drinks

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10/01/23 1:02:52 PM
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a-c-a-b
10/01/23 1:08:16 PM
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I've been to a baby shower that was both women and men and basically like a party. Most people were drinking.

It wasn't at all like the stereotypical baby showers you see in movies and TV.

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gamer167
10/01/23 1:11:26 PM
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I mean are we talking a six-pack or a whole rack?

Some people just like sipping on beer in social settings. I dont think its that big of a deal as long as theyre not slamming them back to back and getting noticeably drunk
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radical_rhino
10/01/23 1:11:40 PM
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Not as bad as bringing your baby to a beer shower.

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Choco
10/01/23 1:12:32 PM
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Super_Slash posted...
Not everyone is into socializing and/or group settings. I'd absolutely try to at least get stoned or something for something I really have no desire to be a part of, if circumstances made me go.
jesus christ

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IfGodCouldDie
10/01/23 1:14:10 PM
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If you're not already serving beer for your baby shower yea all bring my own.

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Compsognathus
10/01/23 1:16:26 PM
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I feel like most baby showers I've been invited to had some sort of alcoholic beverages available. So it's not like drinking at them is entirely unreasonable. If someone had a particular preference in booze, they might bring their own. If they ended up doing so to what ultimately ended up being a dry baby shower...well there you go.

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potdnewb
10/01/23 1:21:34 PM
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tc is mad none of the beer was shared with him
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Gwynevere
10/01/23 1:26:59 PM
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I wouldn't fault someone for throwing back one of those tiny bottles of liquor for those either

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Arcanine2009
10/01/23 1:29:15 PM
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Not weird if you are sharing with others.

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whitelytning
10/01/23 1:37:32 PM
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CountCorvinus posted...
I now totally get why they brought the beer.

lol.

thronedfire2 posted...
alcohol became a staple of baby showers once men started getting invited to them

a few of us got hammered at my sister's first one

Yup.

Baby showers suck.

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pauIie
10/01/23 1:44:56 PM
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lilORANG posted...
How are they boring? A gathering of friends and family, games and food.
sounds like a get together you'd bring some beer to

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lilORANG
10/01/23 2:51:12 PM
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I know most of y'all are joking but it is weird how alcoholism is kinda laughed off in society.

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BloodMoon7
10/01/23 2:57:50 PM
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lilORANG posted...
I know most of y'all are joking but it is weird how alcoholism is kinda laughed off in society.
I've known many alcoholics and I don't really meet that many people. I think it's less we're laughing it off and more that it's weird for you to fixate on this when there are many people who like drinking alcohol and many of them likely drink too much. It's like saying America has a gun problem. I mean yeah.

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lilORANG
10/01/23 2:59:46 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I've known many alcoholics and I don't really meet that many people. I think it's less we're laughing it off and more that it's weird for you to fixate on this when there are many people who like drinking alcohol and many of them likely drink too much. It's like saying America has a gun problem. I mean yeah.
It's like stating a fact?! Ok then.

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