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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 11:14:05 AM
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Does she smoke meth?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/7/AAfWomAAE4VL.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/8/AAfWomAAE4VM.jpg

I guess if you use the real mathematical formula to convert her anime age to real age [((anime age * 2) + 1), iff character is <1000 years old] then it makes way more sense >_>

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Crimsoness
09/28/23 11:15:03 AM
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Elderly in a jrpg terms means 30+

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CARRRNE_ASADA
09/28/23 11:15:22 AM
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Same thing as Auron from FFX. At 30 youre a seasoned warrior whos seen it all.

Anime logic

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ArtiRock
09/28/23 11:15:44 AM
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She lives in the engage world. Place sounds stressful AF to live in.

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darkbuster
09/28/23 11:17:04 AM
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35 is pretty old in anime land, with all the superpowered teenagers & such.

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Seaman_Prime
09/28/23 11:20:10 AM
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CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
Same thing as Auron from FFX. At 30 youre a seasoned warrior whos seen it all.

Anime logic
Tbf for Auron hes a fuckin zombie.
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Kircheis
09/28/23 11:22:03 AM
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CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
Same thing as Auron from FFX. At 30 youre a seasoned warrior whos seen it all.

Anime logic
To be fair, Auron looks pretty good for someone who died ten years ago and avoided turning into a monster through sheer willpower.


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LaLeyenda
09/28/23 11:36:41 AM
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Crimsoness posted...
Elderly in a jrpg terms means 30+
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R_Jackal
09/28/23 11:37:05 AM
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By anime years she's basically a great great grandmother.
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hereforemnant
09/28/23 11:38:25 AM
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I thought we were talking about the blue haired hottie Shamir from three houses lmao, she's 33 I think.
That bitch in the OP is not 35 lmao, but engage's story is utter dog shit so I'm not surprised it's nonsensical

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GiftedACIII
09/28/23 11:48:39 AM
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hereforemnant posted...
I thought we were talking about the blue haired hottie Shamir from three houses lmao, she's 33 I think.
That bitch in the OP is not 35 lmao, but engage's story is utter dog shit so I'm not surprised it's nonsensical

Yeah, and Manuela is 40 (post timeskip, like Shamir)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/1/AAZl1UAAE4Vj.jpg

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WingsOfGood
09/28/23 11:49:53 AM
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35 means 70

so 18 means 40-50

then does that mean
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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 11:55:17 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
35 means 70
Nah, it's 71. You forgot to add the 1.

But that formula only applies to normal anime characters. If they're a 1000+ year old loli, then the formula is ((anime age / 1000) + 8)

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Solar_Crimson
09/28/23 12:00:22 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Elderly in a jrpg terms means 30+


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WingsOfGood
09/28/23 12:07:48 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Nah, it's 71. You forgot to add the 1.

But that formula only applies to normal anime characters. If they're a 1000+ year old loli, then the formula is ((anime age / 1000) + 8)

so how old was Yuffie really?
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Ivynn
09/28/23 12:09:36 PM
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Anime/JRPG says you're geriatric once you hit 30.

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Crimsoness
09/28/23 12:10:43 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Yeah, and Manuela is 40 (post timeskip, like Shamir)
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/1/AAZl1UAAE4Vj.jpg
Too bad you can't S-support her as female Byleth

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Ivynn
09/28/23 12:12:21 PM
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Three Houses might be the first FE that didn't treat 30+ like they were old people. Heck, the ages all around were pretty realistic, for the most part.

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Ivynn
09/28/23 12:13:01 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Too bad you can't S-support her as female Byleth

Play Engage, it has no gender restrictions, female Alear can S-support with every female

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WingsOfGood
09/28/23 12:13:13 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Anime/JRPG says you're geriatric once you hit 30.

So Kasumi, Ayane and Marie Rose are basically like mid 30s ?
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NoxObscuras
09/28/23 12:14:38 PM
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Lol what? That's ridiculous. How old is Vander supposed to be then?

*Checks*

45? Ain't no way this is a 45 year old lol

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WingsOfGood
09/28/23 12:15:12 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Lol what? That's ridiculous. How old is Vander supposed to be then?

*Checks*

45? Ain't no way this is a 45 year old lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/8/AAQgjdAAE4V0.jpg

actually some 45 dudes do look like this
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Ivynn
09/28/23 12:16:05 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Lol what? That's ridiculous. How old is Vander supposed to be then?

*Checks*

45? Ain't no way this is a 45 year old lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/8/AAQgjdAAE4V0.jpg

When Alear first wakes up, he's like "The Divine Dragon awakens? I never thought I'd live to see this day!"

MFer, you're 45.

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CyricZ
09/28/23 12:17:05 PM
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LaLeyenda posted...
https://i.imgur.com/ldmD7fw.gif
lol that gets me every time. XD

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NoxObscuras
09/28/23 12:21:24 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
actually some 45 dudes do look like this
Sure, but like... this guy is 60 >_>

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/3/AAQgjdAAE4V5.jpg

Ivynn posted...
When Alear first wakes up, he's like "The Divine Dragon awakens? I never thought I'd live to see this day!"

MFer, you're 45.
Right!? He talks about himself like he's super old lol

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Zakawer3
09/28/23 12:26:03 PM
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I literally don't get these bullshit character ages that people found in the game files. Not only do absolutely none of them actually make much sense at all, none of them are actually acknowledged in-game either, let alone explicitly referenced or hinted at in the first place.

I refuse to believe that these datamined character ages are canonical in the slightest place. I hope Nintendo and/or Intelligent Systems doesn't confirm that these ages are somehow 100% canon.

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Toonstrack
09/28/23 12:33:35 PM
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Japan thinks your life is over at 30

America is starting to adopt that sentiment too

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Compsognathus
09/28/23 12:37:21 PM
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I'd put basically no stock in the functionally unused internal ages. They basically only exist to determine certain meal preferences. Reading Saphir's supports, it borders on mathematically impossible for her to be only 35.

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 12:37:56 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
I'd put basically no stock in the functionally unused internal ages. They basically only exist to determine certain meal preferences. Reading Saphir's supports, it borders on mathematically impossible for her to be only 35.
I havent played Engage. What does she say?

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GiftedACIII
09/28/23 1:08:46 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Lol what? That's ridiculous. How old is Vander supposed to be then?

*Checks*

45? Ain't no way this is a 45 year old lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/8/AAQgjdAAE4V0.jpg
Do you think he looks too old or too young? I've seen both lol.

Toonstrack posted...
Japan thinks your life is over at 30

America is starting to adopt that sentiment too

It's more of the other way around. Americans are more starting to think childhood lasts longer and longer.

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Justin2Krelian
09/28/23 1:11:33 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Elderly in a jrpg terms means 30+

Yep. Wasnt Cecil like 20?

I think Citan in Xenogears was late 20s

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Smackems
09/28/23 1:22:54 PM
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Raven from Tales of Vesperia is like 30 and they treat him like he's a nursing home resident

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Prismsblade
09/28/23 1:31:29 PM
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Japan is usually really bad when it comes to designing middle aged characters for some reason.

Or anything in the 30-45yo range pretty much.

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NoxObscuras
09/28/23 1:32:30 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Do you think he looks too old or too young? I've seen both lol.

It's more of the other way around. Americans are more starting to think childhood lasts longer and longer.
He looks old and talks like he's old.

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GiftedACIII
09/28/23 1:36:01 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
He looks old and talks like he's old.

I remember a bunch of people pre-release saying Vander looked like a 19 year old with a fake beard on.

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Kazer
09/28/23 1:36:02 PM
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Justin2Krelian posted...
Yep. Wasnt Cecil like 20?

I think Citan in Xenogears was late 20s
Cecil from Final Fantasy IV? Cecil is 20 years old in Final Fantasy IV, 21 in Final Fantasy IV -Interlude-, 37 in Final Fantasy IV: The After Years.

Citan Uzuki is 29 years old in Xenogears.

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BeautifulBlaze
09/28/23 2:54:26 PM
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The main audience for jrpgs is teenagers.

I know when I was playing them at 15, a 28 year old seemed old to me. >_>

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MJOLNRVII
09/28/23 2:58:56 PM
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Ivynn posted...
When Alear first wakes up, he's like "The Divine Dragon awakens? I never thought I'd live to see this day!"

MFer, you're 45.
Well Alear was asleep for 1000 years or something, so he probably thought his chances of seeing them awaken was low.

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Verdekal
09/28/23 3:00:05 PM
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Unless they're an elf or the equivalent of. Like the Viera from FFXII.

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Ivynn
09/28/23 3:04:40 PM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
Well Alear was asleep for 1000 years or something, so he probably thought his chances of seeing them awaken was low.

It was the way he said it, like "I'm an old man nearing death's door, and I still got to see this miracle."

A younger person would probably say "I didn't think this would happen in my lifetime" or something like that.

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NeonTentacles
09/28/23 5:46:04 PM
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A n i m e

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Sahel
09/28/23 8:41:37 PM
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Zakawer3 posted...
I literally don't get these bullshit character ages that people found in the game files. Not only do absolutely none of them actually make much sense at all, none of them are actually acknowledged in-game either, let alone explicitly referenced or hinted at in the first place.

I refuse to believe that these datamined character ages are canonical in the slightest place. I hope Nintendo and/or Intelligent Systems doesn't confirm that these ages are somehow 100% canon.

Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadow of Valentia, a remake of Fire Emblem Gaiden, has unused internal data that stated Jedah is 147 years old unlike Fire Emblem Gaiden. If they didnt acknowledged Jedahs age then I doubt they would acknowledge anyones secret ages.


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