Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator

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Also, said for his marathon he'll be drinking (former alcoholic btw) and be open to nominations like Baldur's Gate 3. Can't wait to see how he'll implement pignosis for when Baldur's Gate 3 wins and then makes sure he doesn't play it.

I think he'll play it as a "viewer's choice" stream stretching over like six months in night streams like he did those bethesda games.

Which will be incredibly boring and obnoxious seeing him get literally nowhere in three sessions of 1.5 hours every month.

His fans are outright telling him they want him to stop begging every 5 minutes and play games that he likes and old classics over hot new releases he plays at a snails pace.

He just had to end the stream early, he said it had something to do with a troll messing with him, possibly a DDoS attack

The name of Phil's current stream is:

EMERGENCY Stream: I Can't Work, And I Need To Talk About It NOW - Nov. 28, 2023

It never fucking stops.

This has literally been a month of begging. From the end of October till the end of November with emergencies out the wazoo.

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Now hold your horses there Dave, you're telling us that something funky's been going on with your internet for YEARS, but all them times playing stuff like COD and fighting games where you blame lag and shit are in no way related to these internet troubles?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/324e047c.jpg

Fake emergency that hes blowing up to be bigger than it is.

But supposedly someone has been messing with his modem settings and locking his access to certain sites like twitch and twitter.

He wants to sue comcast.

Pity stream working, already got $120 in tips.

I saw a detractor being created in real time. A paypig kept trying to help him and phil mocked him and told him he was wrong. Said paypig claimed to work at an ISP and explained how phil could fix the situation but phil was being obnoxiously bullheaded trying to figure it out so the dude got pissed and said everyone is right about you.

He's claiming that during several important streams this year his internet kept going down, but that absolutely never happened except for the 2 mins it went down during the side scrollers interview

Lol his stream keeps cutting every 5 seconds.

Apparently its true? Said employee went onto kiwifarms and confessed to everything and saying they were quitting anyway so wanted to fuck with phil.

I'm still very skeptical of this whole thing, just way to many inconsistencies in Phil's story

If it is true thatd both be hiarious and annoying. But I dont believe it based on a rando going on the farms and claiming it. I would have to assume that this isnt just a fireable offense.

Does DSP post here? I know Chris Chan used to.

So for once his "THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME" was actually true? Wild.

Playing games is too stressful so dsp decides to just sit and do nothing on stream.

Remember years ago when DSP said that anyone who made a This is How You Don't Play about him is to blame for one psycho trying to SWAT him?

He is back at that.

Anyone who make fun of him on the internet is to blame for one psycho at comcast (supposedly) fucking with his internet connection.

https://youtu.be/44DETHGlKjI?si=PcLWbJQw9NUMn69d

Phil believes his depression is like a headache and its ok for him to use it to milk donations.

So the position Phil has created for himself is one where Comcast won't provide him further updates so he can't, and would prefer not to, update people further on what is happening and won't provide any proper evidence that this is a thing that happened and we just go on accepting that this is a thing that totes did happen to him thank you for the 300+ pity dollars he got from being a complete victim again. Now we move on positively and only ever refer to this incidence that definitely happened again if he needs to play victim again.

Can't wait for the next time he loses in a game and starts blaming his connection before he realizes that he closed that excuse for himself.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/189m4ck/really_dave/

lmao i thought the throat clearing and snorts were part of it.

Phil watched a video about "authenticity on youtube" for his reaction show and he several times repeated that anyone who watches a mr. beast video is stupid and that the guy who spends his money helping people is "not a good guy"

Does he think nobody in his audience watches Mr. Beast videos? What an absolute moron. I guess he's lucky that he's cultified the core of that audience enough that he can just flat up insult them and call them stupid and they will come back and beg for more.

Phil made 2 hours of private reacts for Slayer.

...Does that mean Slayer gives him 200 dollars per month on patreon? It's 30 minutes for 50 dollars I thought. Plus his local tax.

Yeah dsp refused to do them on account of microsoft updates messing things up so he is breaking patreon tos again for not fulfilling goals.

His dents begged him to play Robocop and he was sent multiple copies. DSP generously decided to do a giveaway with the rest and ignored their concerns that trolls might get it, which some did.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil made 2 hours of private reacts for Slayer.

...Does that mean Slayer gives him 200 dollars per month on patreon? It's 30 minutes for 50 dollars I thought. Plus his local tax.

I do not!

this is a joke btw idk what Slayer we are talking about lmao

https://youtu.be/GEStsLJZhzo?si=eLJD6qz8JI14quYY

I wonder if Phil is angry about Baldur's Gate 3 winning the Game Awards

Yeah he was going all youre not gonna hear about baldurs gate once starfield comes out

All because he was terrified of romance and he sucks at rpgs.

https://youtu.be/IVEwsJgrdiI?si=_wBey_fNK8zLsnrX

I mean, it's not him being a "bad" person, just being an idiot who thinks he's right about everything and actually having no clue. So file it under "hilarious, but not significantly shitty" in the DSP filing cabinet.

I wonder what the coping approach will be in today's prestream regarding BG3. And as a bonus, will he make a comment saying how glad he is that it won over ToTK, the game that made him go viral on Tiktok several times?

Insulted and banned someone for calling him out on BGIII win. "Nuh uh its on console now so my point is valid. Fuck you troll ack ack"

This fucking cope, lmfao.
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He literally said it'd be forgotten because of a billion other games besides Starfield like MK1 and Lies of P and that nobody would be talking about it. It was even confirmed for consoles when he said that shit also, so this "I was only talking about it 'cause PC exclusive" never held water.

He also said that even when it was going to be released on console it would always be seen as a pc-centric game.

It's amazing that a 40+ year old literally can't admit he was wrong about thing that don't matter.

LMFAO a fucking dent donated it to him, he's malding real hard also.

"I'm a variety streamer"
Literally dedicates 2 streams every week to COD and Street Fighter

"I will approach it with an open mind"
Literally spent the last 4 months shitting on it

"How can I play 3 RPGs at once with Baldur's Gate 3, Persona 3 Remake, and Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth?"
Don't play the fucking remake of a game you ragequit at the end?

This big baby will never admit to his dents he is wrong.

https://youtu.be/cl842Lv1Wgw?si=oYAVRjPzoinH9Lt2

DSP whining about not getting enough memberships WHILE having 80 more members than he did a week ago.

This dude has been such a smug asshole recently. Cant wait for the next emergency to wipe the smile off his face.

Another suggestion box episode where he ignores every suggestion and cries that hes the most hard working streamer.

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The nail biting is evolving.

https://twitter.com/ackdolf/status/1733980157637951571

His stream got taken down.

Policy violations!?

Lmfao this dude can't see fire for shit, he's walked right into flaming pits so many times now.

Oh yeah hes playing bg3. How is that going?

I just clicked on it, and he already has $256 in tips

LightningAce11 posted...

Oh yeah hes playing bg3. How is that going?

Making a lot of money, doing shit at the game. 1 hour to get out of the first room. Doesn't seem like he read a guide though, because he didn't magically know how to kill Commander Zhalk and get his OP sword which you know he would have fucking done.

boxoto posted...

I just clicked on it, and he already has $256 in tips

Correction, $456, he got $200 from a possible troll at the beginning that he didn't count because muh chargebacks. Which protip, if you're a troll donating that much to Dave (although imo any amount higher than 0 is too much), you're dumber than any dent including Dave himself.

thanks

Is he having a miserable time?

I have his playthrough playing in the background, and he doesn't seem like he's having a good time, lol.

he got a game over and he's now complaining about how, "as a variety streamer", he shouldn't be expected to understand all of these mechanics from the beginning.

but no one does, and we all end up learning as we go on.

but now it seems like the game freezed up on him when he tried to reload.