Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator

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So yesterday DSP was begging extremely hard to be able to afford groceries and consumer products that are essential to his business.

Two or three days ago he had a whining hissyfit about a youtuber claiming his career is a failure.

How does a person become this way? How is it possible to have such a lack of selfawareness.

Phil is claiming he got robbed on his day off.

It's insane the amount of shit that supposedly happens to him on his day off. Literally the only time of his life where he leaves the house and interacts with humans who aren't his wife or doordash deliverymen and he always gets himself into these crazy situation of everyone else in the world being incompetent or shitty to him. He is clearly the most special individual in the universe. Expect lots of racism against "Urban-style" people and hate towards Seattle's progressive policies on the podcast today.

Not rightwing, though.

Its probably gonna be something like the cashier gave him the wrong change.

BurmesePenguin posted...

So yesterday DSP was begging extremely hard to be able to afford groceries and consumer products that are essential to his business.

Two or three days ago he had a whining hissyfit about a youtuber claiming his career is a failure.

How does a person become this way? How is it possible to have such a lack of selfawareness.

When you beg that's what you risk losing - awareness you are begging, and self respect.

The robbery was his old reusable bags were stolen from a cart he left for 2 minutes.

Was Kat with him? One of them should have stayed with the cart

Someon took his cart that he left in the store unattanded and he's claiming this is stealing not only from him, but the store. Maybe I'm just confused at how American stores work, but the cart is still stuck in the store, isn't it? The people who took it, assuming it wasn't a store clerk because he left a fucking cart unattended for minutes according to himself (he's claiming he timed how long he was away from the cart, which is suspicious as all hell), would still have to pay for the groceries to get it out. But he's pretending this was theft (nevermind robbery as he called it previously).

And, of course, it was indeed the liherals' fault for being soft on crime.

Unless the other people take the cart home, it's not stealing, as far as the cart is concerned. They probably just took it out to the parking lot to their car. Maybe they even left his bags there

https://youtu.be/Q2kHgzNBaXM?si=Zzwh_g8rmkimRk3b

This is some of the worst shit he does and immediately cements how all the hate he has received over the years is well deserved.

Honestly, this is the most insane, pathetic thing he's done yet. They stole, ROBBED him. His unpaid groceries in cheap $2 reusable bags. Didn't bother trying to find out where it went. Nothing he could do! Damn you liberals. And of course his whales race forward to tip him. Anytime he has an "emergency" they always like clockwork run to shower him with money.

Stubbed his toe? My stream is ruined today akc ack. I need support like bad. Whales: OH MY GOD guys hurry and tip!

Phil is asking his audience to tell him about Turkey Tom's content and if it's good enough to accept an interview request from him.

He is still refusing to watch the documentary that could tell him not only about the style and quality of his content, but also his views on himself.

Not a lolcow, though.

Phil shat on mukbang streamers during the night stream, even though he's literally a part-time mukbang streamer.

Also his Xbox controller broke. Please support the business.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil shat on mukbang streamers during the night stream, even though he's literally a part-time mukbang streamer.

Also his Xbox controller broke. Please support the business.

He doesn't wash up after his "sessions"...I can only imagine the bio hazard his controllers are.

I mean, we can speculate about that a bunch and it is fun to do so, but it's just pathetic. This is literally his business and he can't even be bothered to have spare controllers? He should have at least two, preferably three of his preferred controller for each system.

He also acted confused about why "modern controllers" keep breaking so fast.

Really, Phil? Probably because you keep slamming them every time you lose at a game.

So Phil finally watched some Turkey Tom content, his 20 minute response video to Phil's comments on his initial video and Phil blew a fucking gasket and had an almost hour long toxic meltdown, completely misconstruing minor off-hand comments as huge attacks on his character.

Just think about this for a second. Literally anyone with a brain could conclude that Phil, the very second he saw any of Turkey Tom's content on him, would not want to have anything to do with him. And yet he still went through an insane song and dance, sending the matter out to his audience to decide for him and give him information because Phil was too fucking lazy to take 30 minutes out of his day to watch just a quarter of the video he's spent literally hours talking about on his streams the last week or so. Imagine if his chat had told him to do it. Then today he would be telling them they're idiots and trolls and he won't adhere to their wishes.

He also made a lunatic wallmart analogy that makes no sense and he's basically threatening Turkey Tom and all other documentary youtube video creators, saying that some day someone they made a video on will snap and come murder them and their family.

Even though he takes part in the youtube "documentary" industry any time he thinks he can make money off it.

The biggest fucking lolcow on the planet.

Tom calling him a failure has broken whats left of his mind

Lmfao i have to see this

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/17z8qol/iron_ban/

It's also obvious from this rant that Phil literally thinks the status of lolcow is completely arbitrary. But only when it comes to him. Because he says in a few years Turkey Tom will become the next lolcow. Why? No explanation. He literally thinks he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct. The internet just decided one day that he is a lolcow. But he won't extend that same denial of having a hand in his own lolcow status to boogie and wings, even though he'd have to for his argument to make even the small amount of sense it possibly could. They betrayed him so they deserve to be lolcows. They did everything wrong, they did nothing correct.

I like how this dipshit is spite playing Starfield now so he can continue to weasel his way out of playing Baldur's Gate 3.

dancing_cactuar posted...

I like how this dipshit is spite playing Starfield now so he can continue to weasel his way out of playing Baldur's Gate 3.

He's complaining about how "woke" media has snubbed Hogwarts Legacy.

dancing_cactuar posted...

I like how this dipshit is spite playing Starfield now so he can continue to weasel his way out of playing Baldur's Gate 3.

theres hating phil, but subjecting a person to playing a bioware game is needlessly cruel

UndefeatedGOAT posted...

theres hating phil, but subjecting a person to playing a bioware game is needlessly cruel

Well it's a good thing Baldur's Gate 3 is a Larian game then.

Balnazarr posted...

He's complaining about how "woke" media has snubbed Hogwarts Legacy.

I will say it probably should have been nominated instead of Dead Island 2 for that one category (not win though), but I can't really see a solid place to put it elsewhere.

dancing_cactuar posted...

Well it's a good thing Baldur's Gate 3 is a Larian game then.

I will say it probably should have been nominated instead of Dead Island 2 for that one category (not win though), but I can't really see a solid place to put it elsewhere.

got him

He read out the suggestions box, got angry at every suggestion and blew his stack at people who wanted him to stop begging.

LightningAce11 posted...

He read out the suggestions box, got angry at every suggestion and blew his stack at people who wanted him to stop begging.

its not begging, its advertisement

Is there a single suggestion from his box he hasn't dismissed? Because I'm pretty sure from the first two sessions of digging into it, he didn't even consider literally a single one. But listening to him he's talking as if the SB is a huge success and it seems like he genuinely doesn't understand what is happening.

He dismissed and belittled everyone who had a suggestion.

All he wants is affirmation and praise, like those fake emails he gets from fans every now and then telling him how his content saved their life or some shit.

Every time hes been open to criticism, wanting to improve its really just wanting people to say phil you are perfect you dont need to change anything!

I used to believe he does get those emails. He has a pathetic fanbase, why wouldn't they write awful shit for him?

But they're becoming more and more deranged in the exact same way Phil is. I think it was the podcast friday or so he read one out that was so insanely absurd that there's literally no way it wasn't him writing an email to himself. Or a great troll.

His prestream recently got $24.

His Super Mario RPG stream afterwards? ZERO.

https://youtu.be/xVA1yfwL1KQ?si=sbqxdcIrkO68Ag3w

DevilZhouYu posted...

His prestream recently got $24.

His Super Mario RPG stream afterwards? ZERO.

https://youtu.be/xVA1yfwL1KQ?si=sbqxdcIrkO68Ag3w

It's almost like these are the consequences for creating an audience that hates Nintendo games.

dancing_cactuar posted...

It's almost like these are the consequences for creating an audience that hates Nintendo games.

Sure insulting them didn't help - sure, like abuse victims they will come back, but dsp proves how he is his own worst enemy.

https://youtu.be/M_vVcJKi_2Q?si=FtJeJTz1K344Udo5&t=270

There was no reciprocation

Dude really went there

Edit: are youtube timestamps broken?

BurmesePenguin posted...

https://youtu.be/M_vVcJKi_2Q?si=FtJeJTz1K344Udo5&t=270

There was no reciprocation

Dude really went there

Edit: are youtube timestamps broken?

Full. Mask. Off.

He literally just said it. Pay me for doing absolutely nothing.

Apparently Kat told DSP she can cook the thanksgiving feast and does not need any help so he can continue on with his stream.

It's a holiday of coziness and being thankful.

I should make the active choice to stream a game I know will make me scream and shout like a baby whenever I lose rather than do a more "chill" stream.

I hate the way he constantly says we.

I know its been a rough month, but we can make progress. We can hit the tips goal.

https://twitter.com/ackdolf/status/1728217828057288932

Insanely expensive

Wtf rich ass sandwich was he eating?

LightningAce11 posted...

https://twitter.com/ackdolf/status/1728217828057288932

Insanely expensive

I usually don't get that mad at Dave's nonsense despite what my cussing in this topic may lead some to believe, but holy fucking shit. The Thanksgiving meal I had with my other 3 family members (along with a couple of bananas and cereal for general grocery shopping) was a combined $80 living in one of the most expensive cities in the country, and not only was it a good lunch yesterday, there were enough leftovers for me to eat today. This asshole orders 2 goddamn items from doordash costing $70, one of them being a basic bitch sandwich that anyone can just slap together real quick. He does this shit on a regular basis, and he has the audacity to be complaining to his audience that he can't buy X or Y game, can't pay his bills, his son is starving, he'll need to sell his house, etc and guilt tripping them for when they don't automatically give him money.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1127e29c.jpg

A couple of weeks or a month ago he told a story of his day off where they were so tired when they got home that he doordashed McDonalds from a restaurant 5 minutes away rather than just jumping in the car and going down there, and he threw a hissyfit when people suggested that was a poor decision.

So in his marathon last night he watched an advertisement for Blockbuster and he felt the need to pause the ad to explain to his audience what a VHS is because there was probably a lot of people there who was not old enough to know.

Ignoring how insulting that is... I thought his audience was all adults and it was just other streamers who appealed to children.

BurmesePenguin posted...

So in his marathon last night he watched an advertisement for Blockbuster and he felt the need to pause the ad to explain to his audience what a VHS is because there was probably a lot of people there who was not old enough to know.

Ignoring how insulting that is... I thought his audience was all adults and it was just other streamers who appealed to children.

I'm sure the way he did it was in an insulting, borderline demeaning, and irritating way since all of his pigsplaining is pretty insufferable and ultimately pointless, but I still recall the psychic damage from when Baelz asked what a VHS was when she was at that part in P5R's final palace or when Nerissa brought up cassette tapes and Bijou went "oh those things in Stranger Things!"

$1217 spent on WWE Champions recently

https://twitter.com/TheLordFango/status/1728873186337734710

Literal kids tattling to teacher.

Phil doesn't even care about regulars of his being in his detractor chats, why would he care about them shitting on wings?

Bro, how much is he going to spend on the inevitable CM Punk jpegs? That was his guy back in the day!

https://youtu.be/ZQvETjEg-Dk?si=kaYvqL0kGYY5p_B6

Boogie and Wings talk about how much they despise phil for 20 or 30 minutes.

BurmesePenguin posted...

https://youtu.be/ZQvETjEg-Dk?si=kaYvqL0kGYY5p_B6

Boogie and Wings talk about how much they despise phil for 20 or 30 minutes.

Wow, the mystery female guest was a huge fucking nothingburger, what a shock.

Did they reveal who that was yet?