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LightningAce11
11/04/23 7:43:25 PM
#301:


LTG should take another shot at him so he remembers to shower every day.

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BurmesePenguin
11/05/23 8:08:02 AM
#302:


https://youtu.be/rlIAX2sULAA?si=pIwULrzLVcT_OY81&t=433

Imagine treating the people who give you money this way, even as a "joke"

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BurmesePenguin
11/05/23 4:18:49 PM
#303:


Three days ago when Phil returned from his illness he promised his audience that he was done trying to make his audience support in a specific way and that they could do it however they wanted.

Yesterday and today he's been complaining about people only tipping and not giving superchats and memberships, claiming he "doesn't know what's going on." It's insane how often he uses that phrase.

I guess he meant he wasn't going to berate them on the correct way to support on that friday only.

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LightningAce11
11/05/23 11:45:03 PM
#304:


Seething rant about tihydp ruining his career and being the reason he was never invited to be a panelist at conventions.

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BurmesePenguin
11/06/23 4:45:55 AM
#305:


https://youtu.be/sHT-rYQCERY?si=Jdawbbn1X4XRegpz

lmao

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wanderingshade
11/06/23 1:07:02 PM
#306:


There's like maybe 60 people there.

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Nintendo_Porn
11/06/23 1:24:44 PM
#307:


DSP is such a fucking narcissist. lol Those mother fuckers climb a tree to tell a lie rather than stay on the ground to tell the truth.

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BurmesePenguin
11/06/23 1:54:42 PM
#308:


wanderingshade posted...
There's like maybe 60 people there.
I'm counting 40

Also I listened to a small soundclip from the panel and he was literally whining about people taking him out of context to make him sound racist. All the way back in 2012. Sounds like an absolutely riveting panel to attend and the kind of content Magfest would want under their name.

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BurmesePenguin
11/07/23 2:08:20 PM
#309:


Phil read out his suggestion box yesterday and he literally, and I'm not exaggerating here, poo-pooed every single one. Suggestions were stupid or worthless or required a 10 minute rant about he can't implement the suggestion because he's just a small time streamer onlike Moist dood and all them people.

What a fucking shitshow. It was exactly what everyone expected too, I imagine. Certainly what I was expecting. How any of his fans can be happy about that is beyond me, but I don't expect anything to change. He'll probably do the suggestion box once or twice more in the future, shit all over every single suggestion again and then retire it.

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Slayer_22
11/07/23 6:32:27 PM
#310:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/24e406e1.jpg

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wanderingshade
11/07/23 6:43:19 PM
#311:


BurmesePenguin posted...
https://youtu.be/rlIAX2sULAA?si=pIwULrzLVcT_OY81&t=433

Imagine treating the people who give you money this way, even as a "joke"

DSP should really be on a daily regimen of Claritin and Mucinex so that he isn't always clearing his throat into the mic.

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LightningAce11
11/07/23 9:49:50 PM
#312:


Why yes derich the $100 tip animation is my favourite, you're completely right!

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BurmesePenguin
11/08/23 3:40:20 PM
#313:


https://youtu.be/U1HKbf0cBqk?si=ZFpUFFkZqUlfmu6x

The begging is extraordinary. Some choice pieces (Within 30 seconds of each other)

-People not buying memberships hurts Phil.

Literally telling his audience he is suffering if they don't throw money at him.

-It's the holidays so it's time for GIVING [your money to Phil via membership bombs]. You should want to give to others, not receive from them.

Literally weaponizing the spirit of the holidays against his audience to fuel his self-serving greed and throw money at a man who has never given anything to anyone in his life.

Can you imagine any other streamer who gets the money Phil gets, or just any streamer, telling their audience that since it's the holidays they should be in the mood to give him money?

-He also says you should be grateful if you get a gift, but you shouldn't expect one.
What else is this literally?

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LightningAce11
11/08/23 10:10:41 PM
#314:


Guys, why arent you becoming members? Hes playing the hot new releases, doing chill podcasts and put up a poster on his wall.

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SSJGrimReaper
11/10/23 9:20:13 PM
#315:


goddamn his begging has been going into overdrive lately

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BurmesePenguin
11/11/23 4:28:37 PM
#316:


A youtuber named Turkey Tom who makes "documentaries" about other youtubers made a 2 hour doc on Phil.

Never heard of the guy, but looking at his turnover time for making these things, I don't expect much other than laughing at the more well known aspects of Phil and unless I hear good things I doubt I'll take two hours of my time to watch it.

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LightningAce11
11/11/23 5:08:41 PM
#317:


I listened to a bit. Its just regurgitating what we already know, with some up to date events older docs dont have.

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Balnazarr
11/11/23 8:51:24 PM
#318:


It doesn't do anything. His denthead fans will never be swayed. OIC will continue to dump tens of thousands on DSP.
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b_nolan
11/12/23 1:12:46 AM
#319:


Looks like Keem has landed a interview with Phil's ex PandaLee

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BurmesePenguin
11/12/23 1:13:46 AM
#320:


b_nolan posted...
Looks like Keem has landed a interview with Phil's ex PandaLee
Link?

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SSJGrimReaper
11/12/23 1:18:15 AM
#321:


he doesn't say who it is exactly but
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/77b1301f.jpg

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BurmesePenguin
11/12/23 1:19:31 AM
#322:


Okay...

I'm so confused about this lolcow podcast thing. Last I heard Wings said it wasn't happening.

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LightningAce11
11/12/23 1:30:27 AM
#323:


I heard they filmed the first episode so who knows.

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Nintendo_Porn
11/12/23 1:30:53 AM
#324:


Oh, shit...

Panda should not want back in this spotlight. She knows damn well what being associated with phil can do to you. Keem paid her year salary to bury his ass!

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BurmesePenguin
11/12/23 1:35:38 AM
#325:


Nintendo_Porn posted...
Panda should not want back in this spotlight.
This is why it's probably Kat's sister or something.

But hasn't Keem teased this like months ago and nothing happened?

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Balnazarr
11/12/23 1:39:57 AM
#326:


It's funny cause the doc has gone to 200k views. And yet DSP has seen no + in views or anything. That has to be pretty humiliating.
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SSJGrimReaper
11/12/23 11:13:53 AM
#327:


BurmesePenguin posted...
This is why it's probably Kat's sister or something.

But hasn't Keem teased this like months ago and nothing happened?
this is why i wouldn't hold my breath, keem has claimed this type of stuff before only for nothing to happen

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Nintendo_Porn
11/12/23 11:25:30 AM
#328:


This is why it's probably Kat's sister or something.

Yeah...she takes me as a addict. Hate to say it, but grew up in chicago, and saw people who act like her alot. So, most likely will be lies.

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Balnazarr
11/12/23 11:50:17 AM
#329:


Nintendo_Porn posted...
Yeah...she takes me as a addict. Hate to say it, but grew up in chicago, and saw people who act like her alot. So, most likely will be lies.

Kats sister is in jail atm. It wouldn't be her. Besides she knows jack and shit about anything.
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b_nolan
11/12/23 3:15:23 PM
#330:


Balnazarr posted...
Kats sister is in jail atm. It wouldn't be her. Besides she knows jack and shit about anything.
She's been out of jail for a few months now.

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BurmesePenguin
11/12/23 5:15:39 PM
#331:


https://youtu.be/iYhzvM9x24Y?si=yjTq1nlkpkCMNYUg

Insanely jealous rant about Scott the Woz

Says people only watch his videos because he's popular, but incompetently try to coat it as a "I'm just asking questions, bro" situaiton.

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dancing_cactuar
11/13/23 7:30:49 PM
#332:


Dorito Pope awards were announced today with his favorite games Baldur's Gate 3 and Tears of the Kingdom being GOTY nominees, did he say any stupid shit about it.

Also, RIP Starfield, the game that would make everyone forget about BG 3 the day it came out.

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BurmesePenguin
11/13/23 7:43:59 PM
#333:


He had a hissyfit about the games that were nominated and how they were nominated. Essentially the only way Phil would ever be happy is if Keily visited him personally to get the correct nominations from his mouth.

He seemed especially passive aggressive that Tears of the Kingdom was nominated.

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LightningAce11
11/13/23 7:45:38 PM
#334:


He likes to be handheld and from what Ive played of botw zelda games dont do that.

Plus there was the incident of him being laughed at on tiktok.

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dancing_cactuar
11/14/23 12:09:02 AM
#335:


Lmao
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hZt56k5wn-Q

Also, dude just ragequit Mario, lmfao.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y09hgsqoOWk

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BurmesePenguin
11/14/23 5:54:12 AM
#336:


I never beat Champion's Road the final level in Mario 3D World.

Rather than having a childish hissyfit calling the developers names and slurs I just realized that sometimes things are too difficult for me and I moved on.

Things being hard does not make them trash. But Phil literally thinks it does.

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Nintendo_Porn
11/14/23 10:14:58 AM
#337:


BurmesePenguin posted...
I never beat Champion's Road the final level in Mario 3D World.


It's okay, dude. champions road is what i'd imagine gamers play in hell. Only beat that shit once after 7 hours of attempts.

The song is beautiful though. Straight disney tier - even if it's a remix (if that) of gusty galaxy iirc.

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TonyKojima
11/14/23 10:21:00 AM
#338:


Wasn't he caught on live cam jerking off?

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Zikten
11/14/23 10:25:43 AM
#339:


TonyKojima posted...
Wasn't he caught on live cam jerking off?
Yep
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dancing_cactuar
11/14/23 11:15:44 AM
#340:


TonyKojima posted...
Wasn't he caught on live cam jerking off?
It's the guy!

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BurmesePenguin
11/14/23 11:17:18 AM
#341:


*hair dishevelled, swaying back and forth on the x and y-axis*

Hullow!


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SSJGrimReaper
11/14/23 11:19:16 AM
#342:


he didn't even clean up after just went right to streaming

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Zikten
11/14/23 11:19:41 AM
#343:


He also bites his fingers every time he sees a black person in a game. He doesn't seem to even be aware of it

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Zwijn
11/14/23 11:19:54 AM
#344:


That best art of him on r34? I made that and you are now the only ones to know that. I hope he saw it.
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wanderingshade
11/14/23 2:23:08 PM
#345:


I think DSP is aware of what he's doing. This is the guy who did the black voice for that one guy in Heavy Rain and did "chicka ching charlie chan" for Mei Ling in MGS.

He just knows if he makes a "joke" like that again Youtube could probably ban him.

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BurmesePenguin
11/14/23 2:30:10 PM
#346:


He did an extremely stereotypical hispanic voice for the rival in Pokemon Scarlet.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
11/15/23 11:41:19 AM
#347:


Why does he back out of every COD match at the end? And what's that weird popup he has to close out of every time he goes to leave a game/join a match?

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Garabandal
11/15/23 3:55:49 PM
#348:


https://youtu.be/6dgOUqXqvLo?si=KHA-lQmQSzGyrBQV

Watching this and so far it's incredible stuff. Feels like the stupidest episode of Behind the Bastards ever. I think I get the appeal

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LightningAce11
11/15/23 6:10:59 PM
#349:


Lol he was so uncomfortable playing the cabaret minigame in Like a Dragon Gaiden. Ranting and talking over the scene.

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dancing_cactuar
11/15/23 11:18:04 PM
#350:


LightningAce11 posted...
Lol he was so uncomfortable playing the cabaret minigame in Like a Dragon Gaiden. Ranting and talking over the scene.
Here's him being an exceptional individual about it, surprised Memology didn't make a vid on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdGS0e60no0

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