Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator

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https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/179obva/why_are_you_laughing/

nooo I cant unsee this

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp literally just said he works harder than someone who does a 9-5 job everyday.

Is there a clip?

BurmesePenguin posted...

Is there a clip?

https://youtu.be/jwwjHDhrfAw?si=UlTeqzbLFuFwZK6K

at 3:17

he beat assassin's creed already? is it really that short or did he rush through it

Heard the game is really padded out, so most likely latter.

Compared to Valhalla, I'm pretty sure the new game is like 1/4th the length.

$597 on WWE Champions yesterday,

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Heard the game is really padded out, so most likely latter.

This goober is so eclectic on the shit he plays, sometimes he drags games as slow as humanly possible when there's literally zero benefit to do so, and then others he bum rushes asap.

Phil is begging for a new Switch controller because none of the three he has will satisfy him for Super Mario Wonder.

Pig decides to trash on save scumming in a playthrough for an audience, even though entire playthroughs of his like Zelda 2 are based on save scumming.

BurmesePenguin posted...

He also says that MOST Switch owners buy EVERY first party game.

Did he say this in a way like "look at me the special snowflake who isn't like most switch owners" since he didn't play Pikmin 4 or is he claiming to be part of the most, forgetting that Pikmin 4 existed? Either way, weirdo statement in general.

Guys, I found an amazing deal! For just $99.99, DSP will wear a hat! And not just one, he has multiple and we can choose which one he wears!

The same amount he's made in tips since saying he needs extra support due to his YouTube check being late this month just happens to be the same amount he's spent on WWE Champiks the past few days.

At 42 dollars in tips during the Sonic premiere he was begging for more tips so he could wear the Sonic hat as a 100 dollar tip reward.

Some moron who didn't understand the intricate web of confusion of how to give money to Phil in a way he finds satisfactory gave him a 58 dollar superchat and he just said thanks and ignored it. Didn't even explain to the dummy what he did wrong (unless the clip cut it off) and just went on with his merry way of hating on the new game for being as hard as dark souls like he does every new game that isn't as easy-- wait, sorry. EASIER than Kirby.

Phil is losing his god damn mind because the new Sonic game is short and he paid 60+ for it and can only monetize his audience for it twice.

He's literally saying the developers duped him and they're pieces of shit.

So let's remember that if games are short but "full price", Phil hates it. But if games are long he also hates it. So essentially he wants games to be short, but not cost him very much. If they're not the goldilocks zone for his greed, then gaming sucks.

Games must not be made for a mass audience, it must be made for phillip burnells streams.

b_nolan posted...

$889 on WWE Champions, he's back boys

Again, he's writing it off on his taxes as a business expense. I'm almost certain of it

Bad_Mojo posted...

Again, he's writing it off on his taxes as a business expense. I'm almost certain of it

The side scroller's podcast, and his dodging makes it very likely...Like if he said the wrong thing he'd be fucked. His abuse victims will still pay, but even phil don't want to fuck with the government,

FGC legend floe passed away. What does dsp do when he hears about it? Starts whining about how he doesnt wanna talk about it and then brings up past grievances.

Yeah, something like how the only interactions with him were them being negative to DSP

Bad_Mojo posted...

Yeah, something like how the only interactions with him were them being negative to DSP

It's the kind of thing you just don't say in this situation unless the dude was like Rush Limbaugh tiers of shit.

Which begs the question: why do people only ever have negative interactions with dsp?

Phil played 2 new games yesterday and his day one inflated views amounted to 69 (oh yeah!) dollars in tips.

Dave: Talks about how hard it is to be a streamer
Chatter: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/2/AAZroiAAE9X6.jpg
Dave: "RGBeef you're a complete idiot I'm not even gonna address what you said because it's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard."
RGBeef: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/3/AAZroiAAE9X7.jpg
Dave: "I tried to be nice to RGBeef, and now he insulted ME".

Dave is such a piece of shit, holy crap.

Textbook narcissist behavior. Who marries that?

Apparently there are supposed pictures of Kat out. They are suspiciously blurry.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Apparently there are supposed pictures of Kat out. They are suspiciously blurry.

yeah seems fish

there's no reason for pics to look that blurry in 2023

https://twitter.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1715834354000187677?t=TuTdS53U1MC5HsDJL1t78g&s=19

Yea probably fake. Why is the car in perfect clarity but she is in bigfoot quality?

I'm going to give the person the benefit of the doubt and say that they were probably in a rush not to get caught and kicked out of her store, the face looks similar the last pic we have of her

Phil thinks it's bad writing that in Spider-Man 2 (spoiler for first game) Peter isn't cleaning his aunt's apartment out of grief because he'd personally honour her memory by keeping her apartment clean.

He just has no empathy and no comprehension that some might process emotions different than how he thinks he would in a given situation. Not even how he does, just how he imagines he would rambo through a situation if it were to happen to him.

BurmesePenguin posted...

Phil thinks it's bad writing that in Spider-Man 2 (spoiler for first game) Peter isn't cleaning his aunt's apartment out of grief because he'd personally honour her memory by keeping her apartment clean.

He just has no empathy and no comprehension that some might process emotions different than how he thinks he would in a given situation. Not even how he does, just how he imagines he would rambo through a situation if it were to happen to him.

This is also ignoring the fact that the snort fort is probably in even more of a hideous disarray than the apartment in Spider-Man 2 with a garage literally filled with garbage, so he should be the absolute last person to be talking.

^ Thats clearly not true. They clean every day

Another $1265 dropped on WWE Champions

Jesus christ, I don't think even CSGO streamers whale that hard.

Gatcha obsession is trouble. Thing off all the money hes throwing away on it over more important stuff like vet payments, bills and more.

Does he actually make enough money in tips and superchats for these whale drops on WWE? It seems like there wouldn't be enough to, well, pay his two big bills, and all the rest.

HE IS WRITING it OFF HIS TAXES. Its why he puts so much money into it. Hes getting the money back. He wants a big tax return. Hes only hurting for bills because hes the type of person that thinks that since you should be saving X% of your paycheck, so he doesnt count that saved money towards his money earned for bills.

lets say he makes $100, he only counts $75 of that money since the $25 he saved goes into savings.

I thought he already tried video game and fast food spending as "business expense" and it didn't work and that's why he had a whole thing with back taxes.

Over $3000 on WWE Champions in the last 2 weeks, yeah he's either writing it off or doesn't use any of the money he makes in tips to pay bills like he says he does and spends every cent he gets in tips on Champions. (Its the 2nd option)

How does writing off something as a business expense work? I know very little about the American tax system. Does he get all the money back and is it only at the end of the tax year?

BurmesePenguin posted...

How does writing off something as a business expense work? I know very little about the American tax system. Does he get all the money back and is it only at the end of the tax year?

Not sure how much you get back, but you do get some back. So all the games on his stream he plays he can write off, I assume the joystick, but Im not sure about the Internet connection. He cant write off the home one, but can with the business one, which is why I think he has two lines

ChatGPT -

As a friendly helper, I'd be happy to assist you with your question! When it comes to writing off business expenses, there are several common categories that you may be able to consider. However, it's important to note that tax regulations might vary depending on your location, so it's always a good idea to consult with a tax professional or accountant for specific advice. With that said, here are some general business expenses that are often eligible for write-offs:

1. Office supplies and equipment: This includes items like stationery, printer ink, computers, and furniture used for your business.

2. Business travel: Expenses related to business trips, such as airfare, accommodation, meals, and transportation, may be deductible. Keep in mind that personal expenses during the trip may not be eligible.

3. Marketing and advertising: Costs associated with promoting your business, such as website development, online ads, printing materials, or hiring a marketing agency, could potentially be deductible.

4. Professional services: Fees paid to professionals like accountants, lawyers, consultants, or contractors hired for specific projects may be considered as business expenses.

5. Utilities and office rent: If you have a dedicated office space, a portion of your rent, as well as utilities like electricity and internet, may be deductible.

6. Insurance premiums: Payments made for business insurance, such as liability insurance or property insurance, can often be written off.

Remember to keep detailed records, such as receipts and invoices, to support your claims. Additionally, always consult with a tax professional to ensure compliance with your specific tax laws and regulations.

Yet another sad day for Phil

https://youtu.be/EYqnKoZ_qao?si=CGEHF5aBTiavDVQy

Maybe its time he retired

How else is he supposed to pay his bills then? Ack ack ack ack

He got to a hard level in Mario. Despite it not previously being an issue, suddenly the controller wasn't working.

Nothing he could do.

Phil will now ban chat members if they are chatting amongst themselves and not talking about Phil or the game he's playing. I dare anyone to find another content creator that will do this.

He doesnt know why people arent supporting mario and demands answers.

I want to have Phils babies.