Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator

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boxoto posted...

I have his playthrough playing in the background, and he doesn't seem like he's having a good time, lol.

he got a game over and he's now complaining about how, "as a variety streamer", he shouldn't be expected to understand all of these mechanics from the beginning.

but no one does, and we all end up learning as we go on.

but now it seems like the game freezed up on him when he tried to reload.

Of fucking course when I leave to go watch a movie the funny really starts happening. But I'll pick American Fiction over pigroach any day of the week.

Lol he immediately ran and disabled nudity under the guise of youtube tos

Sf6 is on the chopping block if he doesnt see improvement

In the span of approximately 8 hours, our buddy Dave
-Beat the tutorial
-Got Withers
-Entered the Grove
How is a human bean this slow.

I dunno. He has a long way to go before he improves at fighting games.

He doesnt actually get basic fundamentals - hes acting like everyone is at the arcades and frame data is unknown.

So many times he has tried command grab while his opponent is in too much hitstun and it whiffs, so he whines and calls them lucky.

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dancing_cactuar posted...

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He really does do it every...fucking.....time

That's some hardcore racism.

he yells at fans for distracting him but this dude cannot pay attention when the game is giving him instructions.

Apparently Youtube enabled streamers to gift out memberships to their audience.

Will Phil do this? And if he does, will he counterweight the membership goal accordingly?

BurmesePenguin posted...

Apparently Youtube enabled streamers to gift out memberships to their audience.

Will Phil do this? And if he does, will he counterweight the membership goal accordingly?

Phil give back to his viewers? But he already puts out so much free and entertaining khantent dood!

BurmesePenguin posted...

Apparently Youtube enabled streamers to gift out memberships to their audience.

Will Phil do this? And if he does, will he counterweight the membership goal accordingly?

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why is he randomly adding his own face to the thumbnail of his vids

Phil is the first person Ive ever heard who says rollback netcode is bad and delay is better because he believes the game is robbing wins from him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHlDEt5zwss&ab_channel=SnortHogan

I'm out of words.

LightningAce11 posted...

Phil is the first person Ive ever heard who says rollback netcode is bad and delay is better because he believes the game is robbing wins from him.

Because he hates the guy who made a video talking about it and he hates Tony Cannon specifically because he thinks the dude put him into a hard tournament bracket on purpose to make him look like an idiot after his shitty 4th place EVO. But I think he really hates it because it makes it more obvious the game isn't lagging when he says it is. The frame notification makes it even more obvious, though while there is possibility internet can be really choppy and it doesn't quite register how bad it is, that he's making everything up. A lot of his "I didn't do that" is him holding up preemptively and getting hit, trying to do Reversal with blocking a hit first and getting Drive Impact instead. And then the rest is him some how fat fingering parry which I have to guess he has as one button on his controller and just being bad at doing input because he never practices.

Phil said people calling him out on his bad behavior should be banned from youtube (paraphrased).

Lmao hes doing everything he can to avoid romance in BG3. Constantly getting handheld and begging them to tell him the best way to avoid it.

LightningAce11 posted...

Lmao hes doing everything he can to avoid romance in BG3. Constantly getting handheld and begging them to tell him the best way to avoid it.

He is so weird about that

Racist paypig kirk was banned by youtube and phil halted his streams to figure out what was going on. The dude was only there to voice all the stuff phil really wanted to say about minorities.

The only time he ever got timed by phil was when he insulted derich, go figure.

Phil trying to explain why romance in video games makes him act so weird

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/s/K4N8GbP1KG

Canadian Kirk seemingly, possibly, potentially got shadowbanned by youtube for being a racist fuck, but Phil is washing his hands off of allowing him to run his racist mouth in his chat because he "had a talking to him" when he went overboard.

Kirk has been racist in Phil's chat for a year at least and Phil has not given a shit because the guy pays him. During Phil's monetizing of 9/11 Kirk was in his chat talking about how it happened because Arabs hate white people.

Somebody asked him why he refers to his wife as his mom.

He went on a big tangent about aging and growing up and how people associate different things together. For example, when he thinks of food he thinks of his wife and bis mom cooking them.

Its just been sad to see him go on these daily cope rants about how hes changed and does meaningful content while everyone else is a shill and doesnt have passion.

Has anyone ever asked him what makes his content meaningful?

Zikten posted...

Has anyone ever asked him what makes his content meaningful?

In his own words, he eats food on stream and lets his fans pick the cuisine. Thats what he said back on sidescrollers.

Also kat got him a grandmas cardigan, dude wore it on stream.

Zikten posted...

Has anyone ever asked him what makes his content meaningful?

His answer is always "because my fans tell me its meaningful"

Phil is claiming that the only reason GTA online is popular is because of content creators hyping it up.

He's so fucking stupid.

Edit: Also, in the ranking of "people who mean a lot to me" he puts Jasper above his parents.

If he truely cares about Jasper, he needs to pay for that blood test

Over $15K spent on WWE Champions in the past 6 months

God damn...What a crack head.

Phil says games media is bigoted towards conservatives for not giving Hogwarts Legacy nominations at the game awards and because they liked Last of Us 2 having gay and butch female characters.

Definitely not a conservative, though.

He said he might do more political stuff in 2024, I guess that was a taste of things to come.

Dsp being the strongest soldier for hogwarts legacy is so in character for him yet was not in my bingo book.

34 hours.

It took this guy 34 hours to get to the gobbos in Baldur's Gate 3. And he's constantly maxing out his saves because he saves every 5 seconds, jesus christ. Surprised he didn't smear shit on his face at the goblin camp given his scat fetish.

Oh my god this street fighter session was crazy. Literally screaming at his tv calling his opponents scrubs and bitches for beating him, banning people in his chat.

So we know Street Fighter and TOTK are going to be the games on both his best and worst of the year, do you think he'll name Hogwarts Legacy as his best game of the year to show how not woke he is or whatever the fuck, or Spiderman 2 because he cried a lot during sidequests nobody cares about. And where will Mario Wonder be on the best of list despite him going full baby mode and ending the special world on a ragequit.

Alan Wake 2 will be his game of the year

His fake opinion on Zelda is really hard to pin down because he keeps switching between saying he "liked it, didn't love it" and saying it's a great game, just not the best, to actually expressing horror at the idea that it might win game of the year.

Basically his opinion on Zelda is whatever he thinks makes more sense in whatever sentence he's saying when he brings it up. The only reason he's not saying he dislike it is because that would be playing into "da tr00ls'" hands who have been saying he despises it based solely on his behavior while playing it rather than the fake words coming out of his mouth.

I know he came up with this "PC Players have unfair advantage online" thing, but I have a hard time believing any of his fans believe it.

And phil ends 2023 by blaming fans for the failure of his react channel.

Were at the end, anybody wanna take the next topic? Think of a funny title.

Thinking up a title is pressure, man...

You can do it!

Phil couldnt stick to his new years resolution of not being toxic when playing fighting games. In fact, its the game devs and his opponents fault!

Fiiiiine!

I'll do it. If it goes bad it's not my fault! I did nothing wrong! I did everything correct!

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