Current Events > Eagerly waiting for women to turn 18 is weird af

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These topics always catch a few that just can't help themselves. 'Alert the neighborhood' types of posts.

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Kaiser1one posted...

I remember a site years ago that had countdowns for female celebrities turning 18. I specifically remember the Olsen Twins having one.

People these days act like finding a teen attractive makes you a pedophile; which it doesn't. Since teens don't have pre-pubescent bodies on average. There's a difference between, "She/he is attractive." and "Damn, I wanna get up in that." Course, words don't really matter when you aren't directing them at the person IRL; only actions. Seeking out teens, as an adult, is an issue. Acknowledging one has attractive physical features; is not.

As comedian Gianmarco Soresi said "it's very hard to explain the difference... Without sounding like a pedophile"

https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o

Here is Eminem's contribution on the subject (channeling Triumph the Comic Insult Dog):

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year, I'll say "ass" and she'll make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing

Obviously, I personally find it creepy when guys wait for teen girls to turn 18

NoxObscuras posted...

I agree TC, but why bring this up? I haven't actually seen anyone on CE mention wanting 18 years olds lately. Feels like this topic will just reignite all that

There was that one poster who would say things about actresses look...but when they were 18. That is the only thing I can remember close to this.

NoxObscuras posted...

As comedian Gianmarco Soresi said "it's very hard to explain the difference... Without sounding like a pedophile"

https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o

This is why comedians are a godsend. If you were to explain this as a regular person--even just for educational purposes--people would assume the worst about you. But throw in the humoristic stylings of a comic, and suddenly it's palatable. People give you a lotta leeway when you can make 'em laugh.

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I know. I disagree; as there's an issue with society that people think you shouldn't find a teenager attractive at all. Again, I did not say "want to have sex with teenagers"; I said "find them attractive". If you have pleasant physical attributes (either sex) then acknowledging that shouldn't be an issue.
People really out here trying to get people on thought crimes of thinking, "Hey, that person is attractive". Cause their mind immediately goes to sex and misconstrue the phrase "They are attractive" to "You want to **** them". Again, you can state a teen is attractive without wanting to have sex with them. Just as you can do this with an adult.

I've seen plenty of attractive female teens in my life. I can acknowledge they were attractive and still go about my day without thinking, "Man, I wish I could hit that".

I eagerly await for women to turn 18

so they can vote! Its great to see women participating in democracy

NoxObscuras posted...

As comedian Gianmarco Soresi said "it's very hard to explain the difference... Without sounding like a pedophile"

https://youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o

I mean; he ain't wrong. But, that more shows how people don't actually care what words mean. When you have people slinging "pedo" out for liking 18, 19, 20 year olds or height differences in relationships where the woman is smaller or even just short women; or making up crazy ass words like "post-minor" (18) then we've got a problem.

MICHALECOLE posted...

I eagerly await for women to turn 18

so they can vote! Its great to see women participating in democracy

let Pubs have their way and they'll pull a Negan on that

Kaiser1one posted...

let Pubs have their way and they'll pull a Negan on that

Whos pubs and whats a negan

MICHALECOLE posted...

Whos pubs and whats a negan

Pubs = Republicans
Negan = character from The Walking Dead who once said, "I will shut that **** down; no exceptions."

I'm implying Pubs would do just that with women voting; if allowed to.

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I would disagree on that as you can tell someone of the same sex that they are attractive or "looking good" or whatever compliment without having any sexual interest in them. Otherwise, any time you'd tell someone you think they're looking good then you mean you want to **** them.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Whos pubs and whats a negan

Pubs is short for Republicans, and Negan is a crazy guy with a baseball bat with barbed wire around it.

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I am not getting involved in this as it pertains to minors, but I certainly say that men are attractive and I am straight and have zero sexual interest

Kaiser1one posted...

let Pubs have their way and they'll pull a Negan on that

Oh 100%. They just do it in baby steps so they get less pushback

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Okay, I get your point

ITT: a bunch of dudes with nuanced opinions about the age of consent

DrizztLink posted...

ITT: a bunch of dudes with nuanced opinions about the age of consent

I have an opinion about a lot of things that I just keep to myself because itll never end well discussing it

RyukSan posted...

Ignoring your long explanation that tries to dance around the problem at hand, your "thoughts" that you voluntarily voice out loud are not free from consequences and responses.

I know you are well aware of this, you can't voice whatever you damn well please in the name of "free speech" and face no consequences under the laughable defense of "wE cAnT pOlIcE tHoUgHt."

"We can't police thought" isn't a defense, it's a challenge. Don't like what I think? Do something about it then. You mentioned consequences?

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

"We can't police thought" isn't a defense, it's a challenge. Don't like what I think? Do something about it then. You mentioned consequences?

We got an internet badass folks!

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

"We can't police thought" isn't a defense, it's a challenge. Don't like what I think? Do something about it then. You mentioned consequences?

A Gravy Seal arises...

The thought mall cops have arrived.

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

The thought mall cops have arrived.

You're so badass, bro.

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

The thought mall cops have arrived.

Why do you want to fuck high schoolers?

Revelation34 posted...

There's nobody that waits for males to turn 18?

There actually are. I read a story on Reddit about this chick who flew to meet this guy who just turned 18 to have sex with him. Her whole account was about her hooking up with much younger men.

Murphiroth posted...

You're so badass, bro.

Ok Blart.

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If this is directed at me, I wasn't the one that brought up thought crimes. I'm just pointing out how it's absurd worrying about them, there's nothing you can do about wrongthink so just accept it and move on tbh

FortuneCookie posted...

If you like 18, you like 14?

Does the inverse work as well? If someone likes 40-year-old MILFs, does that mean they also like 50-year-old GILFs?

I'd like this answered as well. The pedo/groomer accusations are getting out of hand, the left is taking all the wrong notes from the right lately

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

Ok Blart.

Is this really the best you have? It's quite weak for someone portraying themselves as a badass online. I'm disappointed.

hockeybub89 posted...

"But it's legal" "But they're adults making their own decisions."

Ok? You don't need to be convicted of a crime to be a creep.

Drop the AOC to 16 and these same people will be ogling 14-15 year olds.

this makes me glad most people dont know the actual age of consent in most states

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

Ok Blart.

If this is directed at me, I wasn't the one that brought up thought crimes. I'm just pointing out how it's absurd worrying about them, there's nothing you can do about wrongthink so just accept it and move on tbh

I'd like this answered as well. The pedo/groomer accusations are getting out of hand, the left is taking all the wrong notes from the right lately

Why are you trying to get these people punished for thoughtcrimes? Why can't you just accept people think differently than you, and not have any response or opinion on what they say?

You've very defensive about people criticizing sex creeps. And making it a left/right thing is telling.

Murphiroth posted...

Is this really the best you have? It's quite weak for someone portraying themselves as a badass online. I'm disappointed.

Blart Blart Blart. That's all you ever are.

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

Blart Blart Blart. That's all you ever are.

So it is the best you have. Weaksauce my dude.

*Angry Blart noises*

Well, this got weird.

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

*Angry Blart noises*

You're supposed to poop into toilets, not into your hands so you can rub it all over the walls and make everyone smell it.

hockeybub89 posted...

You're supposed to poop into toilets, not into your hands so you can rub it all over the walls and make everyone smell it.

I spoke too soon.

superman_2000 posted...

Well, this got weird.

What's weird about a guy pretending to be a hardass on the internet? It's a classic tale.

hockeybub89 posted...

You're supposed to poop into toilets, not into your hands so you can rub it all over the walls and make everyone smell it.

Guilty conscience?

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Why? What's the point of a discussion?
If you ever wanna be in a successful and happy relationship, you're gonna have to learn to accept people's differences instead of trying to change people. You can only change yourself.

One time when I was a line cook my friend came up to me and asked hey do you ever go to the bathroom at work and instead of using toilet paper you just use the gloves youre wearing and wipe your ass with that and then flush the glove?

and I was like uh no

and he was like oh yeah me either I was just checking and walked away

Remember that CE guy who groomed his wife when he was 20? Whatever happened to him?

Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

Guilty conscience?

There are plenty of women out there who were born before 2005. One of them may love you despite who you are.

pedro45 posted...

Why? What's the point of a discussion?
If you ever wanna be in a successful and happy relationship, you're gonna have to learn to accept people's differences instead of trying to change people. You can only change yourself.

Nobody's trying to "change" you, you're being written off completely.

hockeybub89 posted...

There are plenty of women out there who were born before 2005. One of them may love you despite who you are.

I was referring to the roundabout confession about smearing poo everywhere you made earlier, not the roundabout confession to lusting after minors that you make biweekly