Current Events > Scenario: Guy banging on ya door, yelling your username.

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Incredible
08/21/23 10:37:29 PM
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wat do

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DepreceV2
08/21/23 10:38:19 PM
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I wouldnt be bothered by it at all unless someone added the V2 at the end. Then Ill know its from Gamefaqs

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Doe
08/21/23 10:39:28 PM
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call the police

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Vicious_Dios
08/21/23 10:43:25 PM
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He can knock on the door all he wants. My property cameras already had him under watch the second he crossed over my gates and fences.

It's up to him if he decides if he wants to physically break into my home.


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Questionmarktarius
08/21/23 10:43:57 PM
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Probably Johnny or a-c-a-b.
Let's get drunk.
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MICHALECOLE
08/21/23 10:44:44 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
He can knock on the door all he wants. My property cameras already had him under watch the second he crossed over my gates and fences.

It's up to him if he decides if he wants to physically break into my home.
I physically brea

I mean

he physically breaks into your home

what do you do then
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NoxObscuras
08/21/23 10:52:39 PM
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I ask him if he has a single sided jiggler. If he doesn't, then I just ignore him because he's not getting in.

https://youtube.com/shorts/4OjoZZVyHgc?feature=share

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LeoRavus
08/21/23 10:55:15 PM
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Head out the back door with a machete and tanto and sneak up behind him. Order him inside and duck tape to a chair. Then demand how he found my personal information and who else may be looking for me. Then we'll go for a little drive

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Sphyx
08/21/23 10:57:46 PM
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"I'm not home!"

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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/21/23 11:00:16 PM
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It's unlocked.

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itachi15243
08/21/23 11:03:16 PM
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"No one's home, go away"

See if that works real quick.

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Irony
08/21/23 11:03:59 PM
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It wouldn't be the first time I heard somebody yelling the word irony

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Trumble
08/21/23 11:04:24 PM
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I can only think of one user likely to go to such an extent, and aside from that I generally avoid interacting with them, I seriously doubt they're the type to actually step outside their mom's basement. If anything I'd more expect them to send threatening letters than actually show up.

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Malcrasternus
08/21/23 11:06:09 PM
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Yelling my name, I'm getting the Glock.
Yelling my username? I'm getting the AR.

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Chicken
08/21/23 11:07:50 PM
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Who you callin chicken??

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MICHALECOLE
08/21/23 11:10:19 PM
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Malcrasternus posted...
Yelling my name, I'm getting the Glock.
Yelling my username? I'm getting the AR.
Damn this guy has a huge wiener
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Malcrasternus
08/21/23 11:55:01 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Damn this guy has a huge wiener
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/0/AAL4msAAExcm.jpg
Yes. It's probably why they're banging on my door.

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Tyranthraxus
08/22/23 12:31:57 AM
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I change my user name to "IHaveTinyPenis"

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KaZooo
08/22/23 12:33:14 AM
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Dude yelling "kazooooooooooo!" at my front door that'd be the fucking day.

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Priere
08/22/23 12:34:05 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
he physically breaks into your home

what do you do then
If anyone breaks into my house, their chest is gonna get a vibe check from a 30-30 Winchester.

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