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CrashLightning
08/07/23 6:50:52 PM
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I'm new to online dating and want to see what CE thinks. Also should I message her first or wait to see if she messages me?
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ProfessorKukui
08/07/23 6:51:56 PM
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https://youtu.be/6JGp7Meg42U

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AloneIBreak
08/07/23 6:53:12 PM
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Hey baby, have you ever wanted to have sex with a machine? Because Im a sex machine.

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BewmHedshot
08/07/23 6:53:14 PM
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CrashLightning posted...
or wait to see if she messages me?
Unless it's one of those gimmick sites where the woman has to message first, you will never get a date if you do this.
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Kami_no_Kami
08/07/23 7:09:24 PM
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Unsolicited dick pics obviously.

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famfam
08/07/23 7:10:07 PM
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"hey"
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DrizztLink
08/07/23 7:14:52 PM
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"I am the oblation and I am the flame into which it is offered. I am the fire of this world and the world's mother and grandfather. Abaddon, Astaroth, Baphomet, Moloch, Samael, I beseech you!

Hey."

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Trumble
08/07/23 7:15:48 PM
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Send her an audio recording of your farts.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/07/23 7:17:50 PM
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Hey, I see your profile mentioned [platonic common interest], I'm into that too! What do you think about [insert 30 seconds or less about platonic common interest]?

Unless it's a hookup app, then drop the platonic bit.

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GreenKnight127
08/07/23 7:18:56 PM
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Tell her you liked Trump.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/09/23 6:38:54 AM
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Hey, I see your profile mentioned [platonic common interest], I'm into that too! What do you think about [insert 30 seconds or less about platonic common interest]?

Unless it's a hookup app, then drop the platonic bit.

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Karovorak
08/09/23 6:40:03 AM
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Tell me if you found something.
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Bass
08/09/23 6:42:23 AM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
Tell her you liked Trump.
And then tell her you were restoring freedom on January 6. If the FBI shows up you know you're not going to work out.

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MrResetti
08/09/23 6:47:08 AM
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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