Current Events > You get to fuck Abigail Shapiro, but you become a Ben Shapiro stan for 1 week

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:14:09 PM
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Tyranthraxus
07/23/23 7:17:54 PM
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Why would I want to do either of those things

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McMarbles
07/23/23 7:18:37 PM
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Stop.
Being.
Creepy.

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:19:14 PM
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McMarbles posted...
Stop.
Being.
Creepy.
Also a reminder that she selflessly donated her surplus breast milk to those in need

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ANort175
07/23/23 7:19:54 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/8/AAYdjcAAEr9e.jpg

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:20:16 PM
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ANort175 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/8/AAYdjcAAEr9e.jpg

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Kai_Laguna
07/23/23 7:20:41 PM
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Nah, if there's an Abigaile I'd want to bang it'd be Abigaile Johnson
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AloneIBreak
07/23/23 7:20:46 PM
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Is she done lactating? Breast milk doesnt do it for me.

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andel
07/23/23 7:21:00 PM
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i would def try his sister but def wouldn't become a shapiro fan

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Autocraticus
07/23/23 7:21:07 PM
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I volunteer.
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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:21:14 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Is she done lactating? Breast milk doesnt do it for me.
Probably. It's been a while I think

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Solar_Crimson
07/23/23 7:21:33 PM
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There are plenty of other White women to choose from without having to sell my soul to Ben "Barbie is Woke" Shapiro.

Plus, isn't she cut from the same cloth as her brother, politics-wise?

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ArsGoetia
07/23/23 7:23:29 PM
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lmao @ responses vs results

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Jagr_68
07/23/23 7:23:33 PM
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Literally just Ben Shapiro with an Alexia Ashford complex.

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Ratchetrockon
07/23/23 7:24:09 PM
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I guess I'll have to stan Ben Shapiro 52 weeks a year

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:24:34 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Literally just Ben Shapiro with an Alexia Ashford complex.
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wanderingshade
07/23/23 7:24:40 PM
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Even got the feet pics saved, huh?

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:25:47 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
lmao @ responses vs results
Exactly. People who beat their chest loudest against her are the ones who want to fuck her the most.

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:26:08 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
Even got the feet pics saved, huh?
I'm not into feet. Sorry brah. You gotta find those on your own and post them here for all to see

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Jagr_68
07/23/23 7:26:26 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:33:36 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
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lol

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Solar_Crimson
07/23/23 7:39:07 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
Even got the feet pics saved, huh?
https://www.wikifeet.com/Abby_Shapiro

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Meh.

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:40:01 PM
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I knew there was a wiki page for boobs, but I didn't know there was one for feet >_> You learn something new

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:40:38 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Meh.
What makes a good foot iyo and what is Abby lacking?

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AloneIBreak
07/23/23 7:41:35 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
https://www.wikifeet.com/Abby_Shapiro

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Meh.
Not bad for a chick with big boobs tho. Usually its one or the other.

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PballDepot
07/23/23 7:41:39 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
https://www.wikifeet.com/Abby_Shapiro

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Meh.

eww, that's like the opposite of Margot Robbie

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:42:57 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Not bad for a chick with big boobs tho. Usually its one or the other.
...is it? I didnt know speccing points into boobs leeched stat points away from feet

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 7:45:00 PM
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Solar_Crimson
07/23/23 7:46:47 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
What makes a good foot iyo and what is Abby lacking?
For Abigail, I think her toes are too short and stubby. Especially when she supposedly--at least, according to Wikifeet; not going to research it myself--wears a size 11 shoe. Her feet look rather wide, too, and I prefer more slender shapes there.

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 9:44:55 PM
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Strider102
07/23/23 9:46:26 PM
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Just a week I have to suffer, right? No other stipulations?

Deal

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NeonTentacles
07/23/23 9:47:52 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Just a week I have to suffer, right? No other stipulations?

Deal
Yeah, You can also bang again and add another week.

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SSJGrimReaper
07/23/23 10:03:10 PM
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she gives off "missionary only" type vibes

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TheMikh
07/23/23 11:57:28 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

worth it

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NeonTentacles
07/24/23 12:11:19 PM
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NeonTentacles
07/24/23 1:14:12 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
she gives off "missionary only" type vibes
Still would.

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thronedfire2
07/24/23 1:14:54 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
she gives off "missionary only" type vibes

thats fine, youd get to watch those titties bounce

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NeonTentacles
07/24/23 1:15:56 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
thats fine, youd get to watch those titties bounce
My man! We look at the glass half full and it's full of her donated breast milk >_>

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Crimson_Corsair
07/24/23 1:17:57 PM
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Literally da perfect woman.

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NeonTentacles
07/24/23 5:08:29 PM
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I remember years ago there were supposed nudes of her, but they turned out to be fake

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Turbam
07/24/23 5:08:46 PM
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Nah man.
She ain't even hot.

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TomClark
07/24/23 5:12:00 PM
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I would not like to do either of those things.

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Will_VIIII
07/24/23 5:13:47 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
https://www.wikifeet.com/Abby_Shapiro

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/0/AANZVmAAEr9q.jpg

Meh.
Why is wiki feet a thing that exists

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NeonTentacles
07/24/23 5:27:49 PM
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Live at let live. There's a wiki for boobs. I'm sure there's a wiki for ass right?

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thronedfire2
07/24/23 5:31:18 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
Why is wiki feet a thing that exists

the internet is for porn and wikifeet is a reference material

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NeonTentacles
07/24/23 7:38:21 PM
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So do foot fetishists like to get rubbed by feet there? >_>

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Sad_Face
07/24/23 7:41:39 PM
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Isn't she married? So you wanna be a homewrecker, eh? Does your lust for mammaries know no bounds?

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Dakimakura
07/24/23 7:44:24 PM
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Sad_Face posted...
Isn't she married? So you wanna be a homewrecker, eh? Does your lust for mammaries know no bounds?

The husband is a huge Ben Shapiro fan and would do ANYTHING for the chance to get him a new follower.

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BewmHedshot
07/24/23 7:47:07 PM
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Respect women.

Even the conservative lunatics.
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