Current Events > What did you do today to pwn the libs?

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Turbam 07/23/23 5:07:16 PM #1:	I installed asbestos in my air vents --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:975021766] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I installed asbestos in my air vents </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 07/23/23 5:08:37 PM #2:	milk first, cereal second --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/bmh5oq <cite>boxoto posted [p:975021796] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>milk first, cereal second</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 07/23/23 5:10:10 PM #3:	I met someone new and guessed their pronouns without even asking them ~~luckilyI guessed right and didn't get canceled~~ --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:975021813] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I met someone new and guessed their pronouns without even asking themluckilyI guessed right and didn't get canceled </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 07/23/23 5:10:11 PM #4:	Gave a tip after getting my hair cut. --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:975021815] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Gave a tip after getting my hair cut.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 07/23/23 5:11:10 PM #5:	I saw a cool bird out the window and didn't take a picture of it. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:975021834] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I saw a cool bird out the window and didn't take a picture of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VirtuousWrath 07/23/23 5:12:17 PM #6:	Be successful and raise a family --- "I sung of chaos and eternal night, taught by the heav'nly muse to venture down the dark descent, and up to reascend... <cite>VirtuousWrath posted [p:975021859] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Be successful and raise a family</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 07/23/23 5:12:24 PM #7:	Saw a hot woman and called her ugly --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:975021860] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Saw a hot woman and called her ugly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 07/23/23 5:12:42 PM #8:	Also played the bigger victim. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:975021872] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Also played the bigger victim.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 07/23/23 5:13:04 PM #9:	I leaned right instead of left during a fart --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:975021878] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I leaned right instead of left during a fart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phoro 07/23/23 5:13:46 PM #10:	I delivered 3 unwanted babies. --- *It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.* - George Carlin <cite>Phoro posted [p:975021890] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I delivered 3 unwanted babies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 07/23/23 5:14:06 PM #11:	I ate no vegetables --- Sigful User Logic <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:975021895] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I ate no vegetables</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnicornWizard 07/23/23 5:16:07 PM #12:	I keep getting pwned. How do I stop the pwning? Plz help. Thx. --- Just a nobody. <cite>UnicornWizard posted [p:975021938] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I keep getting pwned. How do I stop the pwning? Plz help. Thx. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/23/23 5:30:43 PM #13:	UnicornWizard posted... I keep getting pwned. How do I stop the pwning? Plz help. Thx. The last time a lib tried to pwn me, I put a stop to it by saying "nice argument....NOT" Pwnd that woke so hard that they howled! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:975022155] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>UnicornWizard posted... </cite><quote>I keep getting pwned. How do I stop the pwning? Plz help. Thx.</quote>The last time a lib tried to pwn me, I put a stop to it by saying "nice argument....NOT"Pwnd that woke so hard that they howled!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dancedreamer 07/23/23 5:31:47 PM #14:	Drank a gallon of bleach. Liberals keep telling me not to do it, so I went and did it. --- This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! ~Alexandra <cite>Dancedreamer posted [p:975022173] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Drank a gallon of bleach. Liberals keep telling me not to do it, so I went and did it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnicornWizard 07/23/23 5:36:17 PM #15:	Turbam posted... The last time a lib tried to pwn me, I put a stop to it by saying "nice argument....NOT" Pwnd that woke so hard that they howled! Thank you. I have taken note. If I called a librul a libgurl instead. Would that be an example of pwning? --- Just a nobody. <cite>UnicornWizard posted [p:975022235] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>The last time a lib tried to pwn me, I put a stop to it by saying "nice argument....NOT"Pwnd that woke so hard that they howled!</quote>Thank you. I have taken note. If I called a librul a libgurl instead. Would that be an example of pwning?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EDF-5 07/23/23 5:37:46 PM #16:	Got ivermectin in bulk for my whole family <cite>EDF-5 posted [p:975022263] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Got ivermectin in bulk for my whole family</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/23/23 5:43:04 PM #17:	UnicornWizard posted... Thank you. I have taken note. If I called a librul a libgurl instead. Would that be an example of pwning? Oh man! That's incredible! Will be sure to pwn some libs tonight by calling them libgurls! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:975022353] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>UnicornWizard posted... </cite><quote>Thank you. I have taken note. If I called a librul a libgurl instead. Would that be an example of pwning?</quote>Oh man!That's incredible!Will be sure to pwn some libs tonight by calling them libgurls!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 07/23/23 5:48:46 PM #18:	I read my bible --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:975022444] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I read my bible</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 07/23/23 5:55:11 PM #19:	I read several people's bibles and then poured bleach and ivermectin on them --- Always check timestamps. <cite>Machete posted [p:975022562] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I read several people's bibles and then poured bleach and ivermectin on them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 07/23/23 5:56:59 PM #20:	I almost saw Barbie but then I didn't --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:975022591] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I almost saw Barbie but then I didn't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/23/23 6:04:47 PM #21:	I took a dump and flushed twice. --- See children, Trumbles are bad, and if you don't believe me ask your dad... <cite>Trumble posted [p:975022740] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I took a dump and flushed twice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Billyionaire 07/23/23 6:05:20 PM #22:	Celebrated freedom, basically. --- Someone, somewhere, is triggered because I support my country. <cite>Billyionaire posted [p:975022751] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Celebrated freedom, basically.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 07/23/23 6:07:38 PM #23:	Im driving over the speed limit while not wearing a sea --- Currently playing: Stardew Valley (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:975022795] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Im driving over the speed limit while not wearing a sea</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 07/23/23 6:21:03 PM #24:	Left the refrigerator door cracked open ~~on purpose~~ --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:975023051] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Left the refrigerator door cracked openon purpose </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 07/23/23 6:23:27 PM #25:	I smashed my windows during the downpour. --- Let's make biscuits! <cite>Funkydog posted [p:975023093] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I smashed my windows during the downpour.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 07/23/23 6:24:54 PM #26:	I ate an MRE. It was vegetarian though, so actually it was just a wash. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:975023118] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I ate an MRE. It was vegetarian though, so actually it was just a wash.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zaltera 07/23/23 6:26:39 PM #27:	Cooked my porterhouse on a gas stove. Made it well-done and had it with ketchup! Bought ten copies of Fahrenheit 451 and burned 'em! Demanded Joe Biden's tax returns! --- Why is it that he can hit a 3rd baseman on a frozen rope from 300 feet away, but he can't hit a 12 foot tall catcher from 60 feet 6 inches away? -Awesomeo_4000 <cite>Zaltera posted [p:975023143] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Cooked my porterhouse on a gas stove. Made it well-done and had it with ketchup!Bought ten copies of Fahrenheit 451 and burned 'em!Demanded Joe Biden's tax returns!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 07/23/23 6:29:23 PM #28:	I held the door open for a lady, and when she said thank you, I said "It was my privilege." --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:975023189] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I held the door open for a lady, and when she said thank you, I said "It was my privilege."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 07/23/23 7:00:09 PM #29:	Got a circumcision --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:975023641] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Got a circumcision</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 07/23/23 7:13:52 PM #30:	Malcrasternus posted... I ate an MRE. It was vegetarian though, so actually it was just a wash. Tag checks out. --- See children, Trumbles are bad, and if you don't believe me ask your dad... <cite>Trumble posted [p:975023856] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Malcrasternus posted... </cite><quote>I ate an MRE. It was vegetarian though, so actually it was just a wash.</quote>Tag checks out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tenlaar 07/23/23 7:16:09 PM #31:	Im happily working unpaid overtime tonight just for the good of the organization. <cite>Tenlaar posted [p:975023897] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Im happily working unpaid overtime tonight just for the good of the organization. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 07/23/23 7:16:35 PM #32:	I threw a rock at him! --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:975023904] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I threw a rock at him!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 07/23/23 7:16:43 PM #33:	I didn't shower <cite>TMOG posted [p:975023905] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I didn't shower</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 07/24/23 1:05:13 AM #34:	Trumble posted... Tag checks out. What's the tag? I hope it's funny. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:975028904] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>Tag checks out.</quote>What's the tag?I hope it's funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 07/24/23 1:19:40 AM #35:	I swallowed horse paste. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:975029037] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I swallowed horse paste. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
loafy013 07/24/23 1:21:59 AM #36:	Hayame_Zero posted... I almost saw Barbie but then I didn't But did you buy a ticket? I did, but then didn't show up, so that was one less seat for a stupid lib to go. --- The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact. Everything else, is theory. <cite>loafy013 posted [p:975029062] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>I almost saw Barbie but then I didn't</quote>But did you buy a ticket? I did, but then didn't show up, so that was one less seat for a stupid lib to go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 07/24/23 1:25:20 AM #37:	loafy013 posted... But did you buy a ticket? I did, but then didn't show up, so that was one less seat for a stupid lib to go. I hope you filmed yourself burning the ticket. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:975029104] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>loafy013 posted... </cite><quote>But did you buy a ticket? I did, but then didn't show up, so that was one less seat for a stupid lib to go.</quote>I hope you filmed yourself burning the ticket.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Gear_Raxis 07/24/23 1:29:26 AM #38:	https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxPHB9e8qQsPAZ6xS8h2fP3VpZk04PMz2S I was very busy today. --- As the morning sun rises, my lingering memories fade. I no longer see your silhouette. It's too far gone into the haze. <cite>Metal_Gear_Raxis posted [p:975029142] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxPHB9e8qQsPAZ6xS8h2fP3VpZk04PMz2SI was very busy today.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 07/24/23 2:06:24 AM #39:	Billyionaire posted... Celebrated freedom, basically. How would that trigger the left? --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:975029523] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Billyionaire posted... </cite><quote>Celebrated freedom, basically.</quote>How would that trigger the left?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 07/24/23 2:19:53 AM #40:	I entertained the thought that Biden should give Huntsville, AL, the Space Force Command in exchange for a deal to codify reproductive rights so that Tuberville has no grounds for his refusal to confirm flag and general nominees. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:975029624] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I entertained the thought that Biden should give Huntsville, AL, the Space Force Command in exchange for a deal to codify reproductive rights so that Tuberville has no grounds for his refusal to confirm flag and general nominees.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 07/24/23 2:24:49 AM #41:	I used a conservative amount of mayo on my sammy. <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:975029668] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I used a conservative amount of mayo on my sammy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Wheelman1 07/24/23 3:38:47 AM #42:	nocturnal_traveler posted... I threw a rock at him! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/9/AAaaLFAADzzb.jpg --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The_Wheelman1 posted [p:975030162] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>nocturnal_traveler posted... </cite><quote>I threw a rock at him!</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/9/AAaaLFAADzzb.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nocturnal_traveler 07/24/23 4:03:54 AM #43:	The_Wheelman1 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/9/AAaaLFAADzzb.jpg It was a big rock. --- --I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah-- <cite>nocturnal_traveler posted [p:975030303] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>The_Wheelman1 posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/9/AAaaLFAADzzb.jpg</quote>It was a big rock.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
superben 07/24/23 4:19:39 AM #44:	I saluted my flag <cite>superben posted [p:975030391] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I saluted my flag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 07/24/23 2:23:46 PM #45:	superben posted... I saluted my flag Dark_Arbron posted... How would that trigger the left? --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:975037711] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>superben posted... </cite><quote>I saluted my flag </quote>Dark_Arbron posted... </cite><quote>How would that trigger the left?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/24/23 2:32:39 PM #46:	I spent my savings buying up several theaters worth of tickets for Sound of Freedom. Take that, Wokebie and Wokenheimer! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975037868] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I spent my savings buying up several theaters worth of tickets for Sound of Freedom. Take that, Wokebie and Wokenheimer!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 07/24/23 2:33:30 PM #47:	I didn't have pre-marital sex --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:975037878] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I didn't have pre-marital sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 07/24/23 2:33:58 PM #48:	I continued to be white. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:975037892] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I continued to be white.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bigpapaplut 07/24/23 2:57:34 PM #49:	Saw some beautiful women today --- This is my sig <cite>Bigpapaplut posted [p:975038390] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>Saw some beautiful women today</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 07/24/23 3:04:42 PM #50:	I bought 5 tickets to Barbie and didn't even go, 5 liberals will now cry because they couldn't get tickets. <cite>bknight posted [p:975038519] in What did y... [t:80517176]...</cite> <quote>I bought 5 tickets to Barbie and didn't even go, 5 liberals will now cry because they couldn't get tickets.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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