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ToteAll
07/05/23 11:56:19 PM
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"Well, how many calores are you eating normally?"

"iunno lol"

Every time.
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TheSavageDragon
07/05/23 11:58:50 PM
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Calories? What's that? That's not on the menu at McDonalds!
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Requiem
07/06/23 12:03:00 AM
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Sure, I eat a bucket of ice cream a meal, but I balance it out with hot wings and hot chalupa

1) salt cancels out sugar
2) getting hot burns calories

I really should be losing weight, if you think about it.

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Philip027
07/06/23 12:18:31 AM
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Well maybe they should try making some more food that doesn't have any calories in it; ever thought of that, smart guy?
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Revisited
07/06/23 12:32:53 AM
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Requiem posted...
Sure, I eat a bucket of ice cream a meal, but I balance it out with hot wings and hot chalupa

1) salt cancels out sugar
2) getting hot burns calories

I really should be losing weight, if you think about it.
This is how I lie to myself and I hate it
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Torgo
07/06/23 12:38:39 AM
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What's with the fat shaming topics on this board?

Seems like a frequent obsession, and I'm guessing it's young guys that listen to dopes like Joe Rogan, Fresh and Fit, and Andrew Tate

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Torgo
07/06/23 12:44:38 AM
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I'm certainly willing to be corrected if that's the case.

What's the point of the topic then?

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Dragon56
07/06/23 12:50:11 AM
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Torgo the type of dude to yell at doctors for the using the term obese
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Kaiganeer
07/06/23 12:50:45 AM
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Torgo posted...
What's with the fat shaming topics on this board?
probably the same deal as with all the obesity-normalizing topics
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TetsuoS2
07/06/23 12:50:47 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/7/AAOChCAAEoez.jpg

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CoyoteTheGreat
07/06/23 12:53:43 AM
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Torgo posted...
I'm certainly willing to be corrected if that's the case.

What's the point of the topic then?

That people have a lot of misconceptions surrounding their weight and how to lose it.

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COVxy
07/06/23 12:55:18 AM
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The joke is tc implying he's a doctor, right?

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Torgo
07/06/23 12:59:31 AM
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Kaiganeer posted...
probably the same deal as with all the obesity-normalizing topics

Does it make you mad when people that are not you, and that have nothing to do with you are not being made to feel bad about themselves?

Seems like a weird thing to feel the need to balance out this way, no?

CoyoteTheGreat posted...
That people have a lot of misconceptions surrounding their weight and how to lose it.

Totally checks out, that really clears things up then.


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Verdekal
07/06/23 1:12:18 AM
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"Doctor Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his daily calorie intake level?"

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Dancedreamer
07/06/23 1:18:44 AM
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Sure it is, I mean what else is the purpose of the topic but to laugh at people who are obese? It's certainly not to provide information, because it doesn't do that. And even if you were to argue that it does, it doesn't do so in a way that is productive or helpful. They made a snide comment because they wanted to troll on an internet message board. People like to act like 'fat shaming' is helpful, but it's really not. That's because shame is not a strong motivational factor. I mean you can't shame the topic creator out of being an asshole. If you could shame people into losing weight as some people believe, the obesity epidemic would be a thing of the past. There are many contributing factors to obesity, including genetics, socioeconomic status, and yes caloric intake and expenditure. It's funny how these people believe they have the ultimate solution, yet...they aren't making their billions solving the problem. Instead resorting to posting poor quips on an internet message board with less than 5000 users.

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Torgo
07/06/23 1:19:25 AM
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Verdekal posted...
"Doctor Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his daily calorie intake level?"

^this post is the actual reason this topic was made

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Torgo
07/06/23 1:27:05 AM
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Dancedreamer posted...
Sure it is, I mean what else is the purpose of the topic but to laugh at people who are obese? It's certainly not to provide information, because it doesn't do that. And even if you were to argue that it does, it doesn't do so in a way that is productive or helpful. They made a snide comment because they wanted to troll on an internet message board.

Could not have said it better.


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CoyoteTheGreat
07/06/23 11:19:04 AM
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Torgo posted...
Could not have said it better.

It really is something people say all the time though, immediately looking towards some rare health problem as being why they are obese without taking into consideration calories. He didn't even use any derogatory language for obese people, which is rampant on this board.

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COVxy
07/06/23 11:21:49 AM
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The implication that fat people are fat because they are too stupid to understand how calories work is inherently fatphobic.

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PesticideDream
07/06/23 12:15:15 PM
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COVxy posted...
The implication that fat people are fat because they are too stupid to understand how calories work is inherently fatphobic.

Most of them are too stupid to know how calories work. Used to know this one dude who would bitch and whine about not losing weight because he rode his bicycle every day, but then came home and literally ate a whole package of Oreos.
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COVxy
07/06/23 12:20:07 PM
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Nah, that's just your bigoted explanation for their behavior.

No different than when people say shit like black people don't have jobs because they are lazy.

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rynobot
07/06/23 12:21:59 PM
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Most people fat or not do not understand how calories work.

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COVxy
07/06/23 12:23:42 PM
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rynobot posted...
Most people fat or not do not understand how calories work.

Yeah, u a muthafucking badass genius for understanding energy in = energy out. Or "to lose weight, i need to eat less".

People literally must think that your average fat person is developmentally disabled.

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averagejoel
07/06/23 12:25:51 PM
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PesticideDream posted...
Most of them are too stupid to know how calories work.
[citation needed]

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ButteryMales
07/06/23 12:28:25 PM
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In 20 years when Ozempic becomes generic no one will be fat.
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Dragon56
07/06/23 12:31:14 PM
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Does this make it better or worse lmao

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EmilyTheCEman
07/06/23 12:38:41 PM
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As a guy who comes and goes from fatness, im fully aware that I gain weight from eating unhealthy and not moving and lose weight from eating healthy and moving. Im tired of fat people excuses, just put down the Oreos and go for a jog. Its almost never genetics or a thyroid issue, its the double pizza burger and Mountain Dew milkshake you ate on your couchbedoffice.

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ButteryMales
07/06/23 12:41:23 PM
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It's a cash issue with Ozempic being under patent right now.
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indica
07/06/23 12:42:10 PM
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EmilyTheCEman posted...
As a guy who comes and goes from fatness, im fully aware that I gain weight from eating unhealthy and not moving and lose weight from eating healthy and moving. Im tired of fat people excuses, just put down the Oreos and go for a jog. Its almost never genetics or a thyroid issue, its the double pizza burger and Mountain Dew milkshake you ate on your couchbedoffice.
Bullshit >_>

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__aCEr__
07/06/23 12:43:37 PM
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But doctor, I am Fat Pagliacci.

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action52
07/06/23 12:57:08 PM
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Dancedreamer posted...
People like to act like 'fat shaming' is helpful, but it's really not. That's because shame is not a strong motivational factor.
That's not true, shaming can be a very effective motivator. The reason fat shaming doesn't work is because we shame the result, instead of the behavior. Tobacco shaming works because we shame people for smoking, not for having lung cancer. But fat shaming is different. We rarely shame the behaviors that lead to obesity until you're already obese. If you're thin, you won't be shamed for eating junk food or spend your weekend binging a TV show. You won't be shamed until you've reached a point where it's much more difficult to do anything about it.

Also, because you're being shamed for who you are rather than concrete actions you can just stop doing, it's a lot harder on you psychologically. Which then makes it easier to fall into a spiral of depression or self-hate where you keep making things worse for yourself.

That's why, if you think fat shaming is helping anyone, you're fooling yourself.

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MC_BatCommander
07/06/23 1:00:38 PM
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Surely it's not unhealthy to eat garlic bread with every meal

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Zenxin
07/06/23 1:03:10 PM
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action52 posted...
That's not true, shaming can be a very effective motivator. The reason fat shaming doesn't work is because we shame the result, instead of the behavior. Tobacco shaming works because we shame people for smoking, not for having lung cancer. But fat shaming is different. We rarely shame the behaviors that lead to obesity until you're already obese. If you're thin, you won't be shamed for eating junk food or spend your weekend binging a TV show. You won't be shamed until you've reached a point where it's much more difficult to do anything about it.

Also, because you're being shamed for who you are rather than concrete actions you can just stop doing, it's a lot harder on you psychologically. Which then makes it easier to fall into a spiral of depression or self-hate where you keep making things worse for yourself.

That's why, if you think fat shaming is helping anyone, you're fooling yourself.

What if I don't want to actually help them - but rather, want to make them feel terrible?

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action52
07/06/23 1:04:43 PM
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Zenxin posted...
What if I don't want to actually help them - but rather, want to make them feel terrible?
Then you're an asshole.

But at least you're not pretending that what you're doing is nice.

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AloneIBreak
07/06/23 1:07:29 PM
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Fat people are fat because they consume too many calories. This would be true regardless of whether they understand how calories work.

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Torgo
07/06/23 1:12:56 PM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
It really is something people say all the time though, immediately looking towards some rare health problem as being why they are obese without taking into consideration calories. He didn't even use any derogatory language for obese people, which is rampant on this board.

"I didn't say the N-word, I was just quoting crime statistics... I mean if they focused more on fathers in the community..."

"I didn't say anything anti-Semitic, I was just pointing out how many bankers and Hollywood producers have Jewish names is all, I didn't even make a value judgement I just thought it was super interesting to note this..."

"I'm not homophobic, I was just posting articles about drag shows and commenting on how there are children in the building. I didn't even use derogatory language."

So...where am I going with all this?

  • 01 - please stop pretending we don't understand the games that trolls and reactionaries play, especially after being called out
  • 02 - just own your ideology. You have the right to hate fat people. Why do you think it is you feel the need to play games and troll instead of directly defending what you actually believe?

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Nosferatu_Zodd
07/06/23 1:15:02 PM
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Being fat, much like being any other kind of addict, is a choice. You have to choose self discipline, self respect, and self motivation over instant pleasure.

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Torgo
07/06/23 1:16:01 PM
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Zenxin posted...
What if I don't want to actually help them - but rather, want to make them feel terrible?

See? At least one is being honest.

So why do you want to make them feel terrible?

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Zenxin
07/06/23 1:16:45 PM
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action52 posted...
Then you're an asshole.

But at least you're not pretending that what you're doing is nice.

The first step to fixing your body is recognizing you look like shit.

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Zenxin
07/06/23 1:17:16 PM
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Torgo posted...
See? At least one is being honest.

So why do you want to make them feel terrible?

Im a misanthrope.

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action52
07/06/23 1:18:06 PM
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Zenxin posted...
The first step to fixing your body is recognizing you look like shit.
Yeah, that's definitely the kind of thing an asshole would say.

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Torgo
07/06/23 1:18:59 PM
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Zenxin posted...
Im a misanthrope.

The first step to fixing that is recognizing that being antisocial is a choice.

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Fluttershy
07/06/23 1:19:16 PM
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Im a misanthrope.

are you sure? i'm getting 'edgy and wants attention'. and some 'isn't afraid of being corny'. commendations on your bravery.

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Torgo
07/06/23 1:20:16 PM
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Fluttershy posted...
Im a misanthrope.

are you sure? i'm getting 'edgy and wants attention'. and some 'isn't afraid of being corny'. commendations on your bravery.

I'm thinking that's more the real explanation... too much Joe Rogan and Fresh and Fit misogynist reactionary content rotting the brain too.

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Zenxin
07/06/23 1:22:05 PM
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Torgo posted...
I'm thinking that's more the real explanation... too much Joe Rogan and Fresh and Fit misogynist reactionary content rotting the brain too.

joe rogan and his fans are idiots. I dont know what those latter ones are

Torgo posted...
The first step to fixing that is recognizing that being antisocial is a choice.

preferences are not choices

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superbot400
07/06/23 1:23:08 PM
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ToteAll posted...
"Well, how many calores are you eating normally?"

"iunno lol"

Every time.

or you could just list what you eat. Make a rough an estimate, then test again to see what your calories are.

Hidden calories in food is a thing.

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