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ConfusedTorchic
07/05/23 4:52:14 AM
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evolution: something needed to lay the egg that would eventually hatch into a chicken, ergo egg first.

intelligent design: the chicken still needed to hatch from something, which means the egg would be first.

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FatalAccident
07/05/23 4:58:31 AM
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You sound like a confused torchic

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Lokarin
07/05/23 5:16:09 AM
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Or, eggs existed long before vertibrates

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Nade_Duck
07/05/23 5:49:33 AM
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um pretty sure the rooster came first and the chicken was on her phone the whole time tyvm

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FrozenBananas
07/05/23 7:01:11 AM
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The egg needs to be laid by a chicken, though. So the chicken has to come first

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adjl
07/05/23 7:34:24 AM
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FrozenBananas posted...
The egg needs to be laid by a chicken, though. So the chicken has to come first

The creature that laid the egg that hatched into the first chicken would have been the chicken's immediate evolutionary precursor. This proto-chicken would not have itself been a chicken, therefore the egg came first.

Less pedantically, if we look more broadly at the overall evolution of egg-laying, the "chicken" came first. The creature that laid the first thing that we would conclusively call an egg would have had a new mutation that allowed it to encase its offspring in a protective membrane, but because its parent did not possess this mutation, it would not have hatched from an egg.

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LonelyStoner
07/05/23 10:42:20 AM
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Lokarin posted...
Or, eggs existed long before vertibrates
The most likely scenario is that the chicken was hatched from the egg of a nearly identical ancestor.

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Muscles
07/05/23 12:08:14 PM
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The first chicken didn't come from a chicken egg, it came from a protochicken egg. Therefore the chicken came first.

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ConfusedTorchic
07/05/23 4:44:10 PM
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if a proto-chicken egg hatches a chicken, then the chicken came from an egg first, making the egg still the first thing.

there cannot be chicken without an egg coming first

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HornedLion
07/05/23 4:46:43 PM
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Regardless, the rooster came first.

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FrozenBananas
07/05/23 4:58:13 PM
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But where did the first egg come from

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LonelyStoner
07/05/23 4:59:57 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
But where did the first egg come from
It was explained a couple posts up. Great read.

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Blightzkrieg
07/05/23 10:09:17 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
The egg needs to be laid by a chicken, though. So the chicken has to come first
Damn TC has got some egg on his face after getting wrecked like this in his own topic

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Molitheus
07/05/23 11:34:01 PM
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Eggcellent!

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Metalsonic66
07/06/23 12:03:23 AM
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HornedLion posted...
Regardless, the rooster came first.
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