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HairyQueen
06/19/23 6:27:02 PM
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it would make them "gay"? My dermotologast was telling me 2day that this is happening that a lot of men especially in their 20s-40s are against evn basic wipping because they are scared of toushing their boo hole. Some of them are even just stuffing their underwear with toilet paper to "catch the gooch grease" and that's all they do i've never heard of this b4 o_O

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Strider102
06/19/23 6:28:27 PM
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Real men clean their butthole with their finger.

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Bass
06/19/23 6:29:09 PM
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That's been going around for a while. I doubt there are that many guys like that. It's just so stupid. It wouldn't surprise me if there were a few out there, though.

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CoyoteTheGreat
06/19/23 6:29:15 PM
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Wow, I've literally never heard of this. My ass gets bidet'd and wiped down until it is spotless enough for someone to eat a meal off of.

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coolguyjimmy
06/19/23 6:30:16 PM
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I have an attachment for my shower, that enables it to clean inside the anus.
I think people just don't want cleanliness, because I often get the jokes whenever I state it, and most people say they don't have such a device.
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SuperExcitebike
06/19/23 6:30:29 PM
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Bidet life

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DrizztLink
06/19/23 6:31:59 PM
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coolguyjimmy posted...
I have an attachment for my shower, that enables it to clean inside the anus.
...that sounds unsafe

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A_Good_Boy
06/19/23 6:32:18 PM
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It's absolutely true, and the last time this topic was made a bunch of CEmen started telling on themselves and let everyone know they don't wash their asses. It almost makes me wish I cared enough to tag people.

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Requiem
06/19/23 6:33:20 PM
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First time I heard of this.
I can tell you just from the tp shortage/hoarding during covid, it's false.

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Ivynn
06/19/23 6:33:50 PM
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Clearly these stank ass men aren't having sex, right? Who wants to have sex with a stank ass

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AloneIBreak
06/19/23 6:34:41 PM
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Im sure theres some weird segment of the population that does this, but like flat earthers, I dont think it enough to warrant any serious attention.

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A_Good_Boy
06/19/23 6:35:04 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Clearly these stank ass men aren't having sex, right? Who wants to have sex with a stank ass
They are having sex because their female partners usually make this discovery when they go down on them the first and only time.

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Spiderman23J
06/19/23 6:35:27 PM
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god imagine that itch

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pikakaeru
06/19/23 6:36:23 PM
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I believe it tbh.

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Strider102
06/19/23 6:36:26 PM
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The leading cause of skid marks on your clean bedsheets

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InTheEyesOfFire
06/19/23 6:37:39 PM
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Spiderman23J posted...
god imagine that itch

And the lesions. Ugh.

But yeah there was a Reddit thread about this awhile ago, whether mostly true or not who knows but still not surprising with how indoctrinated some of these idiots are around America.

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tremain07
06/19/23 6:38:06 PM
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Good lord, at that point they might as well think mastrubation makes you gay since you're touching willie with sexual intent

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Xatrion
06/19/23 6:38:19 PM
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That is.......unfathomably disgusting. Are there really guys like that?

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rexcrk
06/19/23 6:44:21 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
it would make them "gay"? My dermotologast was telling me 2day that this is happening that a lot of men especially in their 20s-40s are against evn basic wipping because they are scared of toushing their boo hole. Some of them are even just stuffing their underwear with toilet paper to "catch the gooch grease" and that's all they do i've never heard of this b4 o_O


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Null_Gain
06/19/23 6:44:40 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Some of them are even just stuffing their underwear with toilet paper to "catch the gooch grease" and that's all they do i've never heard of this b4 o_O

I legit saw that one time in a gym shower. There was a single, small glob of soiled toilet paper in the shower stall and it made no sense to me why that would happen. (Though it was one one of those 24 hour fitness type gyms, where you would expect stupid behavior from its patrons)

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Jiek_Fafn
06/19/23 6:48:36 PM
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I just use the same brush and ice scraper that I use for my car like any normal guy does

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Trumble
06/19/23 6:52:18 PM
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I've never heard of this outside of obvious troll posts on Reddit and people asking if it's real on CE.

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NocturneD85
06/19/23 6:55:18 PM
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I havent heard of this until 2 years ago. Sounds like something that would have been around early 2000.

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tremain07
06/19/23 6:56:17 PM
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If only it were around during the height of CE's obsession with ass bleaching that was a weird era along with the 200 dollar jeans

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willythemailboy
06/19/23 6:59:45 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
I just use the same brush and ice scraper that I use for my car like any normal guy does
Isn't that what toilet brushes are designed for?

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mercurydude
06/19/23 7:00:22 PM
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If this is real, I bet there's a lot of overlap in this belief and the incel community. They ain't gettin' ladies because 1) they're jerks and 2) lettin' that those dingleberries accumulate and that stank run wild.

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GibraItar
06/19/23 7:00:55 PM
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If you keep a decent coating of bleach on your anus wiping is unnecessary. It's like using RainX

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Dark_Arbron
06/19/23 7:02:09 PM
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mercurydude posted...
If this is real, I bet there's a lot of overlap in this belief and the incel community. They ain't gettin' ladies because 1) they're jerks and 2) lettin' that those dingleberries accumulate and that stank run wild.

3) Incels and homophobia go hand in hand.

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Carljank
06/19/23 7:03:52 PM
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I really hope this is as fake as when people talk about others being outraged about benign things.

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buddhamonster
06/19/23 7:09:57 PM
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https://www.statista.com/statistics/275965/us-households-use-of-toilet-paper/

The question asked was, "do you use toilet paper". They came back with the estimate that roughly 2 million people don't.

Now, there was no follow up of "why the fuck not?!?!?!", but you know that, of those 2 million... at least a handful would have said "because gay!"

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Kitt
06/19/23 7:20:00 PM
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If you don't have a bidet, you might as well be living in the Stone Age.

/s

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Drumiester
06/19/23 7:21:08 PM
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Spiderman23J posted...
god imagine that itch

god imagine that scratch

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DrizztLink
06/19/23 7:21:42 PM
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Drumiester posted...
god imagine that scratch
god imagine that sniff

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Requiem
06/19/23 7:42:04 PM
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buddhamonster posted...
https://www.statista.com/statistics/275965/us-households-use-of-toilet-paper/

The question asked was, "do you use toilet paper". They came back with the estimate that roughly 2 million people don't.

Now, there was no follow up of "why the fuck not?!?!?!", but you know that, of those 2 million... at least a handful would have said "because gay!"

...or maybe "bidet"?
Too logical and not offensive enough?

On an anecdotal side note, I had one friend who decided to get one because of the tp shortage during covid.

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TheBreadedOne
06/19/23 7:45:53 PM
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I use the three sea shells like everyone else does.

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haloiscoolisbak
06/19/23 7:48:00 PM
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I'm completely disgusted by the thought of poo hanging around on my ass or in my underwear. Like to shower after every shit if possible

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Requiem
06/19/23 7:48:03 PM
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TheBreadedOne posted...
I use the three sea shells like everyone else does.
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Scary4Eva
06/19/23 7:52:52 PM
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I know there are guys like this because my ex did this. It was gross.

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Cheater87
06/19/23 7:53:39 PM
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Not that I ever heard.

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AvlButtslam
06/19/23 7:54:29 PM
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Scary4Eva posted...
I know there are guys like this because my ex did this. It was gross.
This needs further story and context

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BlueTigerLion
06/19/23 7:57:42 PM
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The people like that are out there. They arent going to admit it on the internet.

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brestugo
06/19/23 8:39:50 PM
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I have heard this story but don't know how true it is. Not looking to confirm it either.

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SugarFlakes
06/19/23 10:29:57 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Some of them are even just stuffing their underwear with toilet paper to "catch the gooch grease"

Thats nasty as hell.


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Arcanine2009
06/19/23 10:55:01 PM
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That's news to me. But I can say that I've seen a lot of men use the bathroom and not wash their hands, or they wash their hands and not use soap.

Touching your dick should require you to wash your hands. I don't want that shit on a door knob.

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ZannoL
06/19/23 11:53:51 PM
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@Straight CEMen: please do better. Wash your , , and
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Cassie_Cage
06/19/23 11:54:31 PM
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They dont know about the seashells?!

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Murphiroth
06/19/23 11:55:17 PM
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