Current Events > $1,600,000 but you a permanently surrounded by 13 pitbulls

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UnfairRepresent
04/19/23 8:25:26 AM
#1:


Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then 13 pitbulls will permanently follow you around.

Whether indoors, outdoors, in a car, at the doctors. Doesn't matter. The dogs will just be in your vincinity.

If any of the pitbulls die or are taken away, a new one will appear out of sight before you could spell your name and start hanging around.

https://i.imgur.com/yuJ14GR.jpg

Would you take it?

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/19/23 8:26:50 AM
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man i swear y'all got a hard on for pitbulls... lol

anyway, that much money and an army of pitties? sign me the fuck in fam!

hell i would take it if you replaced them with chihuahuas as well despite the devilish hellspawn they are... >_>
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TMOG
04/19/23 8:50:16 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
man i swear y'all got a hard on for pitbulls... lol
I swear over half the users who make pit bull hate their entire identity are using them as an outlet for racism, much like "orc jokes" 15-20 years ago that were actually just a flimsy cover to tell jokes that were openly racist against black people.
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Solid_Sonic
04/19/23 8:51:05 AM
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Hm...

Tempting but I feel like I couldn't put up with the dog smell forever.

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ANort175
04/19/23 8:51:54 AM
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A bunch of money and you get to solve world hunger? Sounds like a win-win

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cousinvini
04/19/23 8:56:53 AM
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no thanks

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/19/23 8:57:52 AM
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Do they have good owners?

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Ricemills
04/19/23 9:05:07 AM
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If the Pitbull doesn't attack anyone, and can take care of themselves (potty, feeding, etc), then why not?

However there should be a clause whenever they show signs of aggression they should be instantly terminated and replaced by a new one.

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modena
04/19/23 9:08:31 AM
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Hell no,my dogs and cats would get attacked day one.

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_Rinku_
04/19/23 9:09:49 AM
#11:


No.

I have one cat who is extremely clingy and just dealing with him leaves me overstimulated. I'd go crazy from thirteen dogs.
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UnfairRepresent
04/19/23 10:13:00 AM
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_Rinku_ posted...
No.

I have one cat who is extremely clingy and just dealing with him leaves me overstimulated. I'd go crazy from thirteen dogs.
If it's any consolation that cat probably wouldn't be around long with the pitbulls

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famfam
04/19/23 10:15:38 AM
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guess its nice life insurance for my wife? would make her life much easier/better
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LinkPizza
04/19/23 10:16:37 AM
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So, they just hang around all day and dont do anything?

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MabusIncarnate
04/19/23 10:17:24 AM
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Do I gotta pay to feed them all? Pay for the vet bills?

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UnfairRepresent
04/19/23 10:17:41 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
So, they just hang around all day and dont do anything?
Have you ever heard of dogs before?

Or most animals for that matter

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the_rowan
04/19/23 10:22:02 AM
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ANort175 posted...
A bunch of money and you get to solve world hunger? Sounds like a win-win

I think there's got to be a downside when you start violating conservation of mass/energy. But yeah, this is the kind of outside-the-box thinking that wins.

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bigblu89
04/19/23 10:23:05 AM
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No. Too much responsibility.

I'd want to use that money to travel, and it would cost to much to get someone to care for that many dogs while I'm out of town.

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LinkPizza
04/19/23 10:23:48 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Have you ever heard of dogs before?

Or most animals for that matter

Yeah. I have multiple pets myself And you havent answered my question

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LinkPizza
04/19/23 10:24:29 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
No. Too much responsibility.

I'd want to use that money to travel, and it would cost to much to get someone to care for that many dogs while I'm out of town.

Sounds like they go out of town with you

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CableZL
04/19/23 10:25:15 AM
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Can I settle for 7,870,000

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bigblu89
04/19/23 10:26:01 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Sounds like they go out of town with you

Yeah, then a double no thanks for me.

Just too much responsibility.

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voldothegr8
04/19/23 10:27:53 AM
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Forget the violence or whatever, think about the literal shit.

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UnfairRepresent
04/19/23 10:44:23 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Yeah. I have multiple pets myself And you havent answered my question
Then why are you seemingly confused that dogs don't do much?

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LinkPizza
04/19/23 10:47:16 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Then why are you seemingly confused that dogs don't do much?

Im asking about these dogs specifically And my dogs do plenty. Most of the time, they just like to play and cuddle and just run around And my cat likes to eat, and scour the house for more food And like to antagonize the dogs

But what do these dogs do? Do they just follow around and not do anything? Are they playing together? Are they nice or mean? Will they protect me? Thats why Im asking if they do anything For example, my dogs wont let anyone or anything near me if they dont trust them/it

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viewmaster_pi
04/19/23 10:47:50 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
But what do these dogs do.
you know, pibble stuff

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Nirvanas_Nox
04/19/23 10:58:04 AM
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Hell yeah. I love pits

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TaylorHeinicke
04/19/23 10:59:52 AM
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So 1.6m but you die a vicious and gruesome death?

Pass

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rivers
04/19/23 11:02:00 AM
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that's a no and it's not even close

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alfred_ashford
04/19/23 11:10:56 AM
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Are these pitbulls going to dismember my children? Are they going to attack anything? Cuz you will lose that money asap with lawsuits. Either way forget that. In a car surrounded by 13 pitbulls? I could personally never have sex with even one dog constantly around making dog noises. And again, children. Safe or not, 13 is too many.

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UnfairRepresent
04/20/23 8:18:32 AM
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Pretty even so far

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Mistere_Man
04/20/23 8:49:51 AM
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Sure

Step one buy protective suit

Step two solve world hunger with pitbull meat.

Step 3 get known as the person that fed the world and make infinite profits from free unending source of meat.

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divot1338
04/20/23 9:07:44 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
So, they just hang around all day and dont do anything?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/1/AAXm8_AAEZnx.jpg
Pmuch

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divot1338
04/20/23 9:08:35 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/2/AAXm8_AAEZny.jpg

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uwnim
04/20/23 9:21:37 AM
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So like how does this work when you are in a car? Are like a couple of them inside and the rest somehow running next to the car at like 80 miles per hour?

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