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PK_Spam 04/18/23 4:40:44 PM #1: |
I am 28 years old. I have no wife or children. Im a lowly cook in a diner. This is the only job Ive ever had and Ill probably never get a better one. My coworker verbally harasses me all day. If I told my boss, he would simply cut my already low salary or send me out on the street. That idiot only cares about money. Outside of work, I do nothing. My best friend is mentally r*******, but I think thats better than nothing. Im in love with a neighbor. Shes a cute Southern girl who just moved here but Im pretty sure she hates me too. I have a pet but I can barely take care of him and I dont even know how he is still alive. Im stuck in the city I was born in because I never learned to drive. I fail the drivers license test EVERY TIME I TAKE IT. Worst of all, I live in a pineapple under the sea. --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Knuxdontchuckle 04/18/23 4:41:49 PM #2: |
at least you didnt rip your pants --- leader of the knuckles gang official senate of SmashFAQs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 04/18/23 4:41:57 PM #3: |
I'm gay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Knuxdontchuckle 04/18/23 4:42:43 PM #4: |
Jen0125 posted... I'm gay says youre Jen0125 --- leader of the knuckles gang official senate of SmashFAQs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 04/18/23 4:43:02 PM #5: |
Jen0125 posted... I'm gaythis. and my dick is small --- im gay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PK_Spam 04/18/23 4:43:30 PM #6: |
Jen0125 posted... I'm gayhttps://youtu.be/ajlkhFnz8eo --- "You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slacker03150 04/18/23 5:06:07 PM #7: |
It could be worse. You could live in texas. --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SilentSeph 04/18/23 5:42:21 PM #8: |
I keep rolling eels instead of escalators --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blightzkrieg 04/18/23 5:59:47 PM #9: |
Ohhhhhhhhhhh --- http://i.imgur.com/1XbPahR.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ConfusedTorchic 04/18/23 6:28:43 PM #10: |
you had me in the first half then you said you were in love with a girl --- It hurt itself in its confusion! https://i.imgur.com/LrZQutc.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ozmose 04/18/23 9:25:57 PM #11: |
PK_Spam posted... Im in love with a neighbor. Shes a cute Southern girl who just moved here but Im pretty sure she hates me too.I thought you were gay? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. Anyway, life ain't gonna get any better unless you do something about it. It's easy to get stuck in a rut. I spent a good 5 years like that before I got out of it. Just start applying places. Even if you don't think you'll get the job. You'd be amazed what it does for your mindset just putting in the effort. --- Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 04/18/23 9:32:15 PM #12: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/0/AAFUswAADNje.jpg --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yellow 04/18/23 9:56:55 PM #13: |
Loser Solidarity. At least you don't still live with your parents? Though honestly, I don't see a problem with it if you do. Maybe you shouldn't assume your neighbor hates you, that's mega self-defeating, what's the point of that? Maybe she needs company and is feeling lonely. PK_Spam posted... I have a pet but I can barely take care of him and I dont even know how he is still alive.Might want to get that sorted out, there. PK_Spam posted... Im stuck in the city I was born in because I never learned to drive. I fail the drivers license test EVERY TIME I TAKE IT. Worst of all, I live in a pineapple under the sea.Is it the written or the driving portion? Our written portion had a bunch of trick questions. I barely passed mine. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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potdnewb 04/18/23 10:02:09 PM #14: |
you just need to be ready ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 04/18/23 10:11:14 PM #15: |
potdnewb posted... you just need to be ready i disagree. are you gonna make a topic about me now --- im gay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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potdnewb 04/18/23 10:15:03 PM #16: |
DirtBasedSoap posted... i disagree. are you gonna make a topic about me nowso you missed that post 1 and my post are both references to spongebob....kudos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 04/18/23 10:54:55 PM #17: |
potdnewb posted... so you missed that post 1 and my post are both references to spongebob....kudos please make a topic about me. please. --- im gay ... Copied to Clipboard!
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potdnewb 04/18/23 11:00:15 PM #18: |
DirtBasedSoap posted... please make a topic about me. please.nah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joemodda 04/18/23 11:10:07 PM #19: |
me but unironically --- Death... Is a preferable alternative to Communism! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chelle 04/19/23 10:01:50 AM #20: |
The best part is being able to tell who read the whole post or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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papercup 04/19/23 10:04:26 AM #21: |
chelle posted... The best part is being able to tell who read the whole post or not. This, the amount of serious replies is hilarious. --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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potdnewb 04/19/23 10:07:12 AM #22: |
chelle posted... The best part is being able to tell who read the whole post or not.maybey they know nothing about the quaint little town of bikini bottom ... Copied to Clipboard!
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keyblader1985 04/19/23 10:13:19 AM #23: |
potdnewb posted... so you missed that post 1 and my post are both references to spongebob....kudosNot sure how you inferred that. Their purpose was to screw with you; the subject was irrelevant. --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 04/19/23 10:22:45 AM #24: |
Id stayed away from that southern girl All she talks about is Texas And whats so great about dumb ol Texas? --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mario2000 04/19/23 10:33:30 AM #25: |
and how bout that short fella who keeps harassing your workplace to steal its secret ingredient --- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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papercup 04/19/23 10:36:20 AM #26: |
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli --- Nintendo Network ID: papercups 3DS FC: 4124 5916 9925 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 04/19/23 10:50:35 AM #27: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/2/AAFUswAAEZbw.jpg --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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