Current Events > A CEOs message to employees that didn't get a bonus. She got a $4,000,000 one.

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OudeGeuze
04/17/23 7:02:23 PM
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https://twitter.com/fuckyouiquit/status/1648022356676464640

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Pepys_Monster
04/17/23 7:03:44 PM
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Nice clickbait just to lead me to "Hmm...this page doesnt exist. Try searching for something else."

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Anteaterking
04/17/23 7:04:15 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Nice clickbait just to lead me to "Hmm...this page doesnt exist. Try searching for something else."

Fill in the censored word..

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OudeGeuze
04/17/23 7:04:39 PM
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Pepys_Monster posted...
Nice clickbait just to lead me to "Hmm...this page doesnt exist. Try searching for something else."
Turn off your censor dumbo

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Pepys_Monster
04/17/23 7:04:48 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
Fill in the censored word..
lol, I figured that out after actually reading the url.

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whateveroh
04/17/23 7:04:53 PM
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She should be forced to split her bonus with every employee who didn't receive one!

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EZ123
04/17/23 7:07:10 PM
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She toxic af

"Lead by example!" except when it comes to you getting a bonus like I did, HAH get bodied plebs!
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Swagger_Dagger
04/17/23 7:07:51 PM
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EZ123 posted...
She toxic af
Respect women.

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VeggetaX
04/17/23 7:09:27 PM
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I hope she loses a fucking job

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hockeybub89
04/17/23 7:09:44 PM
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"But why did you get millions and we get literally nothing?"

CEO: "Let's not focus on what we can't control! Make me more money!"

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DocileOrangeCup
04/17/23 7:10:50 PM
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#girlballs

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Southernfatman
04/17/23 7:11:06 PM
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Can those things that start with a G come out yet?

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Beveren_Rabbit
04/17/23 7:11:13 PM
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how does a CEO get a bonus?

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Jiek_Fafn
04/17/23 7:12:05 PM
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Why does she keep calling Detroit that stupid name?

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Alteres
04/17/23 7:12:36 PM
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She really came on in the second half.

Was almost thinking it wasnt that bad until she started in.

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Sphyx
04/17/23 7:13:47 PM
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Smug cow.

I would love to see every one of her employees walk out on her.

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hockeybub89
04/17/23 7:15:02 PM
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They don't teach "lead by example" in CEO school

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Murphiroth
04/17/23 7:16:47 PM
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Knew it was gonna be a bunch of HR nonspeak lmao
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MrResetti
04/17/23 7:17:04 PM
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Lol

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alphagamble
04/17/23 7:21:03 PM
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That didn't motivate me at all

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Agonized_rufous
04/17/23 7:22:39 PM
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She reminds me of the kind of woman's that's confused when I slap her for stepping on my balls with stilettos

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Ar0ge
04/17/23 7:24:37 PM
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That literally was just " stop worrying about the money you aren't getting and worry about the more money you need to make me."

Wow.
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VampireCoyote
04/17/23 7:26:28 PM
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we need our version of the French Revolution and we need it yesterday

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OudeGeuze
04/18/23 10:01:29 AM
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Bumpy

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/18/23 10:07:19 AM
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Lol I was caught off guard when she suddenly got more aggressive

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RchHomieQuanChi
04/18/23 10:07:45 AM
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Something that rhymes with "beat the snitch"

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BuckVanHammer
04/18/23 10:07:46 AM
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"Go earn my bonus people!"

Wonder how many 2 week notices she got

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RchHomieQuanChi
04/18/23 10:08:45 AM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
"Go earn my bonus people!"

Wonder how many 2 week notices she got

None.

Because they probably just quit on the spot.

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MrToothHasYou
04/18/23 10:29:58 AM
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alphagamble posted...
That didn't motivate me at all
It would certainly motivate me (to brush up my resume and start looking for other places to work)

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famfam
04/18/23 10:34:16 AM
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its deleted. what did it say
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J03can
04/18/23 10:36:50 AM
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Fuck you i quit indeed

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Smashingpmkns
04/18/23 10:38:24 AM
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The mic drop at the end like she fucking did something lol hope she fails hard.

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Agonized_rufous
04/18/23 10:38:25 AM
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I rewatched it, and it hit different. Basically trying to be a football coach getting into gear for next season after not making it to the playoffs

But no coach should be getting a bonus for a losing season and if it wasnt a losing season, the coach shouldn't be the only one getting a bonus.

Oh well, good luck on employee morale and hiring

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DipDipDiver
04/18/23 10:38:46 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
how does a CEO get a bonus?
By giving herself one, obv
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Fluttershy
04/18/23 10:39:22 AM
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Nice clickbait just to lead me to "Hmm...this page doesnt exist. Try searching for something else."

lol nice goin pepys_monster

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Jagr_68
04/18/23 10:41:00 AM
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Annnnnd commenting has been deactivated.

This is going places.

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RchHomieQuanChi
04/18/23 10:42:00 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Annnnnd commenting has been deactivated.

This is going places.

I love it when things like this happen and the business has to duck and hide on social media

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theAteam
04/18/23 11:03:52 AM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
how does a CEO get a bonus?

I think it usually gets approved by the board of directors.

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Lordgold666
04/18/23 11:55:14 AM
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lol

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TaylorHeinicke
04/18/23 12:03:28 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Knew it was gonna be a bunch of HR nonspeak lmao
I mean it was for the first 40 seconds, did you turn it off early?

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Questionmarktarius
04/18/23 12:11:32 PM
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theAteam posted...
I think it usually gets approved by the board of directors.
in the form of stocks, or a company car, or a couple slots in the timeshare the company has for some reason. Things that have much less paperwork and/or tax liability than just writing checks for $350 or so to each of the company's 11000 employees.
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AI_TechGam3FAQS
04/18/23 12:13:04 PM
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whateveroh posted...
She should be forced to split her bonus with every employee who didn't receive one!

The bonus would be around $200 then
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Murphiroth
04/18/23 12:29:44 PM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
I mean it was for the first 40 seconds, did you turn it off early?

No? It's still HR nonspeak past that point, just more specific "suck it up pleb and make me some money" HR nonspeak
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TaylorHeinicke
04/18/23 12:35:37 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
No? It's still HR nonspeak past that point, just more specific "suck it up pleb and make me some money" HR nonspeak
My brother, suck it up pleb is the opposite of HR speak

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Murphiroth
04/18/23 12:36:23 PM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
My brother, suck it up pleb is the opposite of HR speak

Nah. The way she spins it is 100% HR speak.

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