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"No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with." - Crowley, Supernatural

"Yeah, pretty specific pitch, Summer. I probably could turn myself into a teenager and hang out in the zit-covered, hormone-addled, low-stakes assworld that is high school. But here's my reverse-ask -- why in the fuck would I ever do that, ever? And how dare you even ask me that? And why aren't you more ashamed of yourself?" - Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty

"...You son of a bitch, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna finish my meatloaf, get on a plane to Toronto, and shoot you in your lying face!" - Stan Smith, American Dad

"I think it's about time... that you two shut it for good!" Katsuki Bakugo, My Hero Academia: World Heroes Mission

pity bump

Hey dun do that.

"BHRGAWRRR!" - Imperial Guard, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zKx6EPimxPI

"I am Ferdinand Von Aegir"

https://youtu.be/vO1i0t03Zv4

Something my granddaddy used to tell us. You know Macumba? Voodoo. Granddad was a priest in Trinidad. Used to tell us, "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth."
If you know which movie, ily

Sharashaska posted...

Something my granddaddy used to tell us. You know Macumba? Voodoo. Granddad was a priest in Trinidad. Used to tell us, "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth."
If you know which movie, ily

Shallow Hal

DrizztLink posted...

Shallow Hal

Reported and blocked.

"We're both going to hell, and you're riding shotgun"
-Hobo with a Shotgun

Grimsdottir: Maria Narcissa...
Sam: You're not trying to set me up on another blind date, I hope.
Grimsdottir: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
Sam: So was the last girl you set me up with.
Grimsdottir: Fisher!
Sam: Sorry.

Shotgunnova posted...

Grimsdottir: Maria Narcissa...
Sam: You're not trying to set me up on another blind date, I hope.
Grimsdottir: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
Sam: So was the last girl you set me up with.
Grimsdottir: Fisher!
Sam: Sorry.

Splinter Cell?

https://youtube.com/shorts/6IygCP6uIm4?feature=share
I swear, I love just about everything that comes out of her mouth.

Antagonist- You have a habit of leaving people to die, dont you?

Protagonist, while walking away - You get used to it.

*Antagonist dies in an explosion*

Sazh: "RUN!"

Lightning: (runs)

Sazh: "I MEANT AWAY!"

Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! - Shore Leave

"I'mma drop on these shitheads like a fuckin' piano!" - Bulldozer
"Gonna drop a building on 'em!" - Bulldozer
"Don't you think you should leave now?" - Bulldozer
"You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall." - Bulldozer
"Good news, free healthcare! Bad news, I'm your doctor!" - Medicdozer
"Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bitch you are!!" - Cloaker
"I got your DLC right here!" - Cloaker
"All right, the safe word is police brutality!" - Cloaker
"I bet you let yourself get beat up, just to hear what I have to say!" - Cloaker
"Just call me Elec Man!" - Taser
"I'm the fucking Spark Man!" - Taser
"I'm feelin' kinda electric!" - Taser
"LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!" - Taser
(Oddly endearing sounds of being electrocuted) - Taser
"Don't eat so much lead." - Medic
"Whoa, they shot you there?" - Medic

All from Payday 2

"Hey Lois, were you there when I farted?"

"Pick a god and pray."

Fate rarely calls on us at a moment of our choosing

"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."

Sig

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/0/AAe6eNAAEY5M.jpg

"Keep keep moving line moving moving moving keep moving line keep line keep keep moving"

https://youtu.be/mGlCGMm8Qag?t=115

Tough, don't blame us. Blame yourself or God

"Not so fun when you're fighting someone who isn't tied to a chair, is it?" --Johnny Gat, from back when Saints Row still took itself kind of seriously.

I love amalee
https://youtu.be/MSnESFARod0

Try and guess which YouTuber voices her
https://youtu.be/fj9CM9yllms

abelina Sabrina

So I dragged my happy ass out in the pouring rain
"Come bring me back to life", he says.
"I'll be good, I promise", he says.
"I'm not gonna turn in to a big, red-eyed, flesh eating monster rabbit"... HE SAYS!

"You fucking Makai are all the same, one little sniff of pussy, and you lose it!"

"Look, we can't all fit on the bulldozer."

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck." Duke Nukem 3D

There's a ton of great dialogue in Justified, but my absolute favorite goes something like this:

"if you met an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/2/AAcI8BAAEZI2.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AAEhCpAAEZI4.jpg

You are too big to be a slug. Get lost.

https://imgur.com/a/YcwXUej
pardon the typo

You thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time

I think it has been a long time since anyone has pointed out to you that you are a fool. Pain doesn't make people; it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential; it's love that saves them. And you would know that, but you have none around you. You said so yourself, you surround yourself with lies and deceptions. And I wish for you in the future to find someone who will mourn you when you are gone.

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Ily BFF