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AmericaTheBrave 03/16/23 12:05:12 PM #1:	They would need a layer of blubber to conserve body heat in the cold depths of the ocean. --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:972210336] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>They would need a layer of blubber to conserve body heat in the cold depths of the ocean.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 03/16/23 12:07:52 PM #2:	Good --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:972210387] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>Good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bigpapaplut 03/16/23 12:09:03 PM #3:	But are they still redheads? <cite>Bigpapaplut posted [p:972210403] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>But are they still redheads? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 03/16/23 12:10:30 PM #4:	This assumes that mermaids are mammals. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:972210432] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>This assumes that mermaids are mammals. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 03/16/23 12:10:42 PM #5:	Bigpapaplut posted... But are they still redheads? They probably wouldn't have hair at all. Long hair would create unnecessary drag in the ocean. >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:972210437] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>Bigpapaplut posted... </cite><quote>But are they still redheads?</quote>They probably wouldn't have hair at all. Long hair would create unnecessary drag in the ocean. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 03/16/23 12:14:14 PM #6:	Crawling on to land and all the way to a human gym and losing weight is seen as an insult to their own species perpetrated by betrayers. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:972210478] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>Crawling on to land and all the way to a human gym and losing weight is seen as an insult to their own species perpetrated by betrayers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bigpapaplut 03/16/23 12:32:07 PM #7:	Ivynn posted... They probably wouldn't have hair at all. Long hair would create unnecessary drag in the ocean. >_> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/6/AAfD0ZAAESMY.jpg Someday I'll be part of your wooooorrld... <cite>Bigpapaplut posted [p:972210808] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite><quote>They probably wouldn't have hair at all. Long hair would create unnecessary drag in the ocean. >_></quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/6/AAfD0ZAAESMY.jpg Someday I'll be part of your wooooorrld... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 03/16/23 12:33:45 PM #8:	Extra thicc --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:972210837] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>Extra thicc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 03/16/23 12:35:56 PM #9:	so Ariel would actually be fat? lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:972210869] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>so Ariel would actually be fat? lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 03/16/23 12:39:01 PM #10:	I think mermaids would be part dolphin. It makes sense. Humans are mammals. Dolphins are mammals. Mermaids were inspired by thirsty sailors hallucinating when they saw schools of dolphins after being away from women for several months at a time. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:972210940] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>I think mermaids would be part dolphin. It makes sense. Humans are mammals. Dolphins are mammals. Mermaids were inspired by thirsty sailors hallucinating when they saw schools of dolphins after being away from women for several months at a time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 03/16/23 12:41:38 PM #11:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/1/AAYZyTAAESMd.jpg --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:972211000] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/1/AAYZyTAAESMd.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 03/18/23 10:55:55 AM #12:	bump --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:972253742] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/18/23 11:21:36 AM #13:	FortuneCookie posted... I think mermaids would be part dolphin. It makes sense. Humans are mammals. Dolphins are mammals. Mermaids were inspired by thirsty sailors hallucinating when they saw schools of dolphins after being away from women for several months at a time. This guy gets it. Besides if they're half dolphin instead of half fish that gets rid of the whole "fish don't have sex that way" issue everybody always brings up. Also why nobody ping me :( --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:972254088] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite><quote>I think mermaids would be part dolphin. It makes sense. Humans are mammals. Dolphins are mammals. Mermaids were inspired by thirsty sailors hallucinating when they saw schools of dolphins after being away from women for several months at a time.</quote>This guy gets it. Besides if they're half dolphin instead of half fish that gets rid of the whole "fish don't have sex that way" issue everybody always brings up.Also why nobody ping me :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 03/18/23 11:28:04 AM #14:	The real reason mermaids avoid people is because people used to use them for coin flips when they didn't have any coins on hand. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:972254161] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>The real reason mermaids avoid people is because people used to use them for coin flips when they didn't have any coins on hand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accolon 03/18/23 11:40:57 AM #15:	Pics of thicc mermaids --- http://i.imgur.com/XAMp8.jpg <cite>Accolon posted [p:972254354] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>Pics of thicc mermaids</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
well-excuse-me 03/18/23 11:42:49 AM #16:	WilliamPorygon posted... This guy gets it. Besides if they're half dolphin instead of half fish that gets rid of the whole "fish don't have sex that way" issue everybody always brings up. Also why nobody ping me :( Lol. Looked at your icon ViewtifulJoe posted... The real reason mermaids avoid people is because people used to use them for coin flips when they didn't have any coins on hand. Say wat <cite>well-excuse-me posted [p:972254377] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite><quote>This guy gets it. Besides if they're half dolphin instead of half fish that gets rid of the whole "fish don't have sex that way" issue everybody always brings up.Also why nobody ping me :(</quote>Lol. Looked at your iconViewtifulJoe posted... </cite><quote>The real reason mermaids avoid people is because people used to use them for coin flips when they didn't have any coins on hand.</quote>Say wat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HannibalBarca3 03/18/23 11:43:15 AM #17:	FortuneCookie posted... I think mermaids would be part dolphin. It makes sense. Humans are mammals. Dolphins are mammals. Mermaids were inspired by thirsty sailors hallucinating when they saw schools of dolphins after being away from women for several months at a time. In Pokmon Vaporeon was the inspiration for mermaids. --- Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. Will not change sig until the Tsar is put back in the Russian throne (July 08, 2010) <cite>HannibalBarca3 posted [p:972254386] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite><quote>I think mermaids would be part dolphin. It makes sense. Humans are mammals. Dolphins are mammals. Mermaids were inspired by thirsty sailors hallucinating when they saw schools of dolphins after being away from women for several months at a time.</quote>In Pokmon Vaporeon was the inspiration for mermaids.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 03/18/23 11:46:23 AM #18:	well-excuse-me posted... Say wat Guy 1: "Which hits the ground first? Heads or tails, call it!" Guy 2: "Heads!" (Guy 1 tosses mermaid 14 feet into the air straight up) (She comes down, tail hits the ground first with a crunch) Guy 2: "Ah god damnit." --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:972254426] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>well-excuse-me posted... </cite><quote>Say wat</quote>Guy 1: "Which hits the ground first? Heads or tails, call it!"Guy 2: "Heads!"(Guy 1 tosses mermaid 14 feet into the air straight up)(She comes down, tail hits the ground first with a crunch)Guy 2: "Ah god damnit."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
well-excuse-me 03/18/23 12:05:00 PM #19:	Poor Ariel : / <cite>well-excuse-me posted [p:972254721] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>Poor Ariel : /</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmegaM 03/18/23 12:42:58 PM #20:	Eh, a mermaid who was as fat as Ursula from The Little Mermaid but who was good instead of evil might be kind of attractive. <cite>OmegaM posted [p:972255365] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>Eh, a mermaid who was as fat as Ursula from The Little Mermaid but who was good instead of evil might be kind of attractive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/18/23 12:53:31 PM #21:	HannibalBarca3 posted... In Pokmon Vaporeon was the inspiration for mermaids. Yeah, and we all know what they say about Vaporeon --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:972255533] in Mermaids w... [t:80381095]...</cite> <quote>HannibalBarca3 posted... </cite><quote>In Pokmon Vaporeon was the inspiration for mermaids.</quote>Yeah, and we all know what they say about Vaporeon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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