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Cocytus
03/07/23 11:12:35 AM
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French and German: 63.8 %

British and Irish: 35%

Peninsular Arab: .07%

Neanderthal Ancestry: 2%

Well, I do speak English, French, and Neanderthal >_>

Do you all know your histories?

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ThyCorndog
03/07/23 11:14:10 AM
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100% balkan on 23andme

Exciting stuff

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WestOfDaRockies
03/07/23 11:14:37 AM
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Conferees on paying to give your dna to Google.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/23andMe

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Kaldrenthebold
03/07/23 11:14:46 AM
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Ireland 43%
Germanic Europe 16%
France 9%
Southern Italy 8%
Aegean Islands 6%
The Balkans 5%
Cyprus 4%
Northern Italy 4%
Scotland 4%
Baltics 1%

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Crimsoness
03/07/23 11:15:52 AM
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It was something like almost exclusively British and 14% Swedish/Norwegian

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Damn_Underscore
03/07/23 11:17:43 AM
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WestOfDaRockies posted...
Conferees on paying to give your dna to Google.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/23andMe

Conspiracy theory

You give them your dna so they can do a service for you using your dna.

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Ratchetrockon
03/07/23 11:18:35 AM
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neanderthal woaah that is awesome


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boxoto
03/07/23 11:18:56 AM
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these are my results from Ancestry:

  • Nilotic Peoples - 71%
  • Eastern Bantu Peoples - 23%
  • Cameroon, Congo, & Western Bantu Peoples - 4%
  • Somalia - 1%
  • Khoisan, Aka & Mbuti Peoples - 1%


my brother took 23andMe, and it came up with 0% for Neanderthal ancestry, so I'll just go with that for now since Ancestry doesn't have a similar category.

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Ryven
03/07/23 11:19:48 AM
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I remember hearing a story about twins that went to two of those sites and they both got completely different results back. Makes me think its a money scam.

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WestOfDaRockies
03/07/23 11:20:32 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...


Conspiracy theory

You give them your dna so they can do a service for you using your dna.


One of the founders and also the CEO:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Wojcicki

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Kaldrenthebold
03/07/23 11:21:33 AM
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I got my wife Ancestry but it was a waste of money

50% Eastern European Jewish
50% Italian

Her mom is Jewish and her dad is Italian.

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itachi15243
03/07/23 11:22:55 AM
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45% southern Italy

22% England and northern Europe

12% Scotland

9% Wales

5% Germanic Europe

2% Cyprus

2% Norway

2% greek&Albania

1% Sardinia


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Supersex420
03/07/23 11:24:42 AM
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The box is right beside me. I don't think the ethnicity stuff is interesting

Does 23andMe give other details?

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angeleyes94
03/07/23 11:26:19 AM
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101 percent north African with a 1 percent margin of error.

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R1masher
03/07/23 11:27:32 AM
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might ruin your gimmick

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Damn_Underscore
03/07/23 11:28:32 AM
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WestOfDaRockies posted...
One of the founders and also the CEO:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Wojcicki

That is exactly what a conspiracy theory is...

: a theory that explains an event or set of circumstances as the result of a secret plot by usually powerful conspirators

also : a theory asserting that a secret of great importance is being kept from the public

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ROBANN_88
03/07/23 11:29:56 AM
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angeleyes94 posted...
101 percent north African with a 1 percent margin of error.
doesn't 100% anything basically mean inbred?

at least that's what i heard when Conan O'brien talks about when he got tested and got 100% Irish

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Heartomaton
03/07/23 11:30:16 AM
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Cocytus posted...
Neanderthal Ancestry: 2%

Lmao ur related to MTG

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Kaldrenthebold
03/07/23 11:30:27 AM
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Supersex420 posted...
The box is right beside me. I don't think the ethnicity stuff is interesting

Does 23andMe give other details?

With your results you can upload them to a site that I am failing to remember to check your genomes for potential issues and genetic markers for disabilities / diseases and such.

EDIT: I think it was Prometheus or something?

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the_pika
03/07/23 11:31:45 AM
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Cocytus posted...
French and German: 63.8 %

British and Irish: 35%

Peninsular Arab: .07%

Well, I do speak English, French, and Neanderthal >_>

Do you all know your histories?

bro, never let the MAGAs know this. They will one-drop you to their hate list

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rexcrk
03/07/23 11:31:52 AM
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Whats the significance of the number 23?


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the_pika
03/07/23 11:32:58 AM
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rexcrk posted...
Whats the significance of the number 23?

23 chromosomes
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Cocytus
03/07/23 11:42:52 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
neanderthal woaah that is awesome
I know, it's still tripping me out. the more I read about the traits, the more I see they have my number.

I'm but 98% human!

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Compsognathus
03/07/23 11:51:32 AM
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Make sure you put that you are 1/50th Neanderthal on your college applications. Get that scholarship money.

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Cocytus
03/07/23 11:51:49 AM
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Ryven posted...
I remember hearing a story about twins that went to two of those sites and they both got completely different results back. Makes me think its a money scam.
I don't know if it's a scam, but maybe a different methodology or translation of results, which is still fucked up because they should be consistent.

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Cocytus
03/07/23 11:52:10 AM
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Perhaps they use different databases too.

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Supersex420
03/07/23 11:52:58 AM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
With your results you can upload them to a site that I am failing to remember to check your genomes for potential issues and genetic markers for disabilities / diseases and such.

EDIT: I think it was Prometheus or something?
That's dumb. You'd think people would want... the useful information

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Cocytus
03/07/23 11:53:00 AM
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the_pika posted...
bro, never let the MAGAs know this. They will one-drop you to their hate list
Yeah, maybe, but the day I care what MAGA thinks will probably never come.

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Cocytus
03/07/23 11:55:42 AM
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Supersex420 posted...
Does 23andMe give other details?
For a few dollars more you can get a health predisposition workup of your DNA. So yeah, it can tell quite more, and it also perpetually updates. If you can get more of your family to participate, that fills in more blanks.

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Puglia77
03/07/23 11:56:40 AM
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I took Ancestry

Southern India 29%
Northern India 21%
Indigenous Americas - Ecuador 16%
Spain 11%
Indigenous Puerto Rico 5%
France 4%
Basque 3%
Portugal 3%
Scotland 3%
Jewish 2%
Nigeria 1%
Cameroon, Congo and Western Bantu Peoples 1%
Eastern Bantu Peoples 1%
Senegal <1%

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Cocytus
03/07/23 11:56:41 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Lmao ur related to MTG
Hahahaha

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FortuneCookie
03/07/23 11:57:27 AM
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Cocytus posted...
French and German: 63.8 %

British and Irish: 35%

Peninsular Arab: .07%

Neanderthal Ancestry: 2%

Well, I do speak English, French, and Neanderthal >_>

Do you all know your histories?

https://youtu.be/oD3ihWaQhJw?t=1425

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Cocytus
03/07/23 11:58:06 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
Make sure you put that you are 1/50th Neanderthal on your college applications. Get that scholarship money.
I'm a graduate. But do you really think that would be a beneficial thing?

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Cocytus
03/07/23 11:59:08 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
https://youtu.be/oD3ihWaQhJw?t=1425

23:45 if it doesn't link to the song.
Hehehe, he's an imposter! Neandertal face!

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Compsognathus
03/07/23 12:00:32 PM
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Cocytus posted...
I'm a graduate. But do you really think that would be a beneficial thing?
I was being extremely facetious.

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FortuneCookie
03/07/23 12:00:41 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Hehehe, he's an imposter! Neandertal face!

It's true. He's actually descended from monks who didn't drink alcohol.
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Cocytus
03/07/23 12:01:22 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
I was being extremely facetious.
I dig it lol

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Chrknu
03/07/23 12:03:07 PM
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I thought almost everyone had a little Neanderthal in them, but that asians often have 1% more or something. Not sure where I read it, so I might be wrong.

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Cocytus
03/07/23 12:04:53 PM
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Chrknu posted...
I thought almost everyone had a little Neanderthal in them, but that asians often have 1% more or something. Not sure where I read it, so I might be wrong.
Yeah, I don't know how common it is. It says:
"You have more Neanderthal DNA than 35% of other customers.
Neanderthals were prehistoric humans who interbred with modern humans before disappearing around 40,000 years ago."

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the_pika
03/07/23 12:52:47 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


you can test them.

send your own sample with a name such as hidetaka nishiyama or Paneer Singh or duk sung son (clearly Asian names) and see if they return you Asian ancestry results
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Supersex420
03/07/23 12:53:42 PM
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the_pika posted...
you can test them.

send your own sample with a name such as hidetaka nishiyama or Paneer Singh or duk sung son (clearly Asian names) and see if they return you Asian ancestry results
That's not the scam Obama

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the_pika
03/07/23 1:04:30 PM
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Supersex420 posted...
That's not the scam Obama

huh?
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Stagmar
03/07/23 10:50:54 PM
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the_pika posted...
you can test them.

send your own sample with a name such as hidetaka nishiyama or Paneer Singh or duk sung son (clearly Asian names) and see if they return you Asian ancestry results
I cant find the news story, but I remember an investigative reporter did that. They sent away with false answers on the survey and the results matched the false answers.

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roos1046_Reborn
03/07/23 10:54:26 PM
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100% Amurican
Fuck yea!

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ThyCorndog
03/08/23 5:21:39 PM
#50:


ThyCorndog posted...
100% balkan on 23andme

Exciting stuff

here's my 23andme and ancestry comparison - I'm northern albanian
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