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tremain07 02/27/23 8:26:02 PM #1:	Just a random thought topic since I'm having a bit of an episode and trying to calm down. --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:971849405] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Just a random thought topic since I'm having a bit of an episode and trying to calm down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 02/27/23 8:26:20 PM #2:	Fine. Not great, not terrible. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:971849408] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Fine.Not great, not terrible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 02/27/23 8:27:35 PM #3:	marthsheretoo posted... Fine. Not great, not terrible. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:971849444] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite><quote>Fine.Not great, not terrible.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DipDipDiver 02/27/23 8:30:10 PM #4:	It caused a shockwave that impregnated every woman within a 5 mile radius <cite>DipDipDiver posted [p:971849508] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>It caused a shockwave that impregnated every woman within a 5 mile radius</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 02/27/23 8:33:21 PM #5:	I think I'm starting to come out of it more, the room isn't spinning anymore. Fuckign emotional overload. I just gets me randomly --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:971849571] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>I think I'm starting to come out of it more, the room isn't spinning anymore. Fuckign emotional overload. I just gets me randomly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 02/27/23 8:35:23 PM #6:	I couldn't finish --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif <cite>MrResetti posted [p:971849604] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>I couldn't finish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kuja_88 02/27/23 8:35:25 PM #7:	she said perfect. --- The light before we land <cite>Kuja_88 posted [p:971849605] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>she said perfect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 02/27/23 8:35:29 PM #8:	I just draw man. Helps me deal with stress --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:971849609] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>I just draw man. Helps me deal with stress</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 02/27/23 8:36:37 PM #9:	MrResetti posted... I couldn't finish This. Went for probably 20 minutes, and just stopped. It's like I felt nothing. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:971849638] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>MrResetti posted... </cite><quote>I couldn't finish</quote>This. Went for probably 20 minutes, and just stopped. It's like I felt nothing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/27/23 8:37:11 PM #10:	5 minutes --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:971849648] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>5 minutes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 02/27/23 8:37:40 PM #11:	i was too nervous to feel anything and we didnt know what we were doing tbh lol --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: The Longest Journey series <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:971849654] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>i was too nervous to feel anything and we didnt know what we were doing tbh lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/27/23 8:38:06 PM #12:	Ten, fifteen minutes, accomplished remarkably little. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:971849666] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Ten, fifteen minutes, accomplished remarkably little.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 02/27/23 8:40:42 PM #13:	Not too bad I guess. I can look back on it as a good experience. It was with my first ever girlfriend and we had fooled around a handful of times before, so we were comfortable with each other and it wasn't awkward and I wasn't nervous. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:971849716] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Not too bad I guess. I can look back on it as a good experience.It was with my first ever girlfriend and we had fooled around a handful of times before, so we were comfortable with each other and it wasn't awkward and I wasn't nervous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 02/27/23 8:41:58 PM #14:	Homeless_Waifu posted... I just draw man. Helps me deal with stress I can't draw, instead i just comb through data sorting odd information gathering things --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:971849736] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Homeless_Waifu posted... </cite><quote>I just draw man. Helps me deal with stress</quote>I can't draw, instead i just comb through data sorting odd information gathering things </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nintendo_Porn 02/27/23 8:47:23 PM #15:	Didn't have the stamina, and had to stop during her "don't stop" point. Felt like a failure. >_> Not one to kiss and tell, but yeah. --- N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy) Truly Outrageous! The Truth Is Out There! https://imgur.com/Q1aKXKp https://imgur.com/gZ2IuFV <cite>Nintendo_Porn posted [p:971849855] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Didn't have the stamina, and had to stop during her "don't stop" point.Felt like a failure. >_>Not one to kiss and tell, but yeah. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 02/27/23 9:22:03 PM #16:	like shit. Condoms were too thick to feel anything, and then she finished and kicked me out afterwards. I broke up with her a couple days later for unassociated reasons. She only ever wanted to hang out with me when she was low on groceries or needed to head to the store, as she didn't have a car. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:971850579] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>like shit. Condoms were too thick to feel anything, and then she finished and kicked me out afterwards. I broke up with her a couple days later for unassociated reasons. She only ever wanted to hang out with me when she was low on groceries or needed to head to the store, as she didn't have a car.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 02/27/23 9:34:34 PM #17:	didn't stick around for feedback and was too wasted to have any idea about time. I honestly I don't know, but the whole thing was pretty much exactly what I was expecting. <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:971850876] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>didn't stick around for feedback and was too wasted to have any idea about time. I honestly I don't know, but the whole thing was pretty much exactly what I was expecting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 02/27/23 9:35:06 PM #18:	I finished on initial entry Then I waited a bit and tried again --- https://i.imgur.com/6cPXvLN.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hVC4i6j.jpg <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:971850888] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>I finished on initial entryThen I waited a bit and tried again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Intro2Logic 02/27/23 9:36:30 PM #19:	It took a while for me to fit, and I didn't finish, but she enjoyed it, which made me feel good --- Have you tried thinking rationally? <cite>Intro2Logic posted [p:971850924] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>It took a while for me to fit, and I didn't finish, but she enjoyed it, which made me feel good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C-zom 02/27/23 9:37:49 PM #20:	Hayame_Zero posted... Went for probably 20 minutes, and just stopped. It's like I felt nothing. This. Lasted forever, was nervous and barely felt anything. She had a good time though. Had deathgrip dick back then lol. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. http://i.imgur.com/OhZgm.jpg <cite>C-zom posted [p:971850953] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>Went for probably 20 minutes, and just stopped. It's like I felt nothing.</quote>This. Lasted forever, was nervous and barely felt anything. She had a good time though. Had deathgrip dick back then lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/27/23 9:39:04 PM #21:	Probably awkward as hell, but I was told I did a good job. Definitely got better with the next times, though. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971850989] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Probably awkward as hell, but I was told I did a good job. Definitely got better with the next times, though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OzNarcissus 02/27/23 9:39:54 PM #22:	Dad said I did alright, for a crier. --- I took out my gopher-chucks, and proceeded to BOOGIE DOWN! <cite>OzNarcissus posted [p:971851008] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Dad said I did alright, for a crier.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 02/27/23 9:55:21 PM #24:	Honestly, my first time with my ex was pretty uneventful. It went fine, no hiccups or anything. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:971851360] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Honestly, my first time with my ex was pretty uneventful. It went fine, no hiccups or anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InTheEyesOfFire 02/27/23 10:10:49 PM #25:	MrResetti posted... I couldn't finish Same. I had just got off third shift and couldnt get there. Went back the next day to make up for it. --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" <cite>InTheEyesOfFire posted [p:971851692] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>MrResetti posted... </cite><quote>I couldn't finish</quote>Same. I had just got off third shift and couldnt get there. Went back the next day to make up for it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/27/23 10:11:50 PM #26:	I was twelve and it was in a Dairy Queen bathroom and it took me longer to get the condom on that it did for me to blow my load so Id say pretty good <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:971851709] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>I was twelve and it was in a Dairy Queen bathroom and it took me longer to get the condom on that it did for me to blow my load so Id say pretty good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 02/27/23 10:13:45 PM #27:	Not great and haven't really gotten better since <cite>Euripides posted [p:971851739] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Not great and haven't really gotten better since</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 02/27/23 10:25:09 PM #28:	Three pumps and done. She was very nice about it. We dated for another eight years and then got married. I made her a grilled catalina chicken salad today. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:971851968] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Three pumps and done. She was very nice about it. We dated for another eight years and then got married. I made her a grilled catalina chicken salad today. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 02/27/23 10:36:06 PM #30:	JlM posted... Three pumps and done. She was very nice about it. We dated for another eight years and then got married. I made her a grilled catalina chicken salad today. Pics of salad --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:971852191] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>JlM posted... </cite><quote>Three pumps and done. She was very nice about it. We dated for another eight years and then got married. I made her a grilled catalina chicken salad today.</quote>Pics of salad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 02/27/23 10:36:52 PM #31:	Heartomaton posted... Probably awkward as hell, but I was told I did a good job. Definitely got better with the next times, though. --- There's resounding gongs and clanging bowls, there's cats to guide my soul 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:971852204] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>Probably awkward as hell, but I was told I did a good job. Definitely got better with the next times, though.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RISEofCHRISTIAN 02/27/23 10:41:43 PM #32:	It was a pretty great debut. Around 20-ish minutes. Did three moves. Great finish. --- Trump 2024 #magaa <cite>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted [p:971852302] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>It was a pretty great debut. Around 20-ish minutes. Did three moves. Great finish.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 02/27/23 10:46:59 PM #33:	RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... It was a pretty great debut. Around 20-ish minutes. Did three moves. Great finish. This dude fucks like hes in a sitcom <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:971852384] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... </cite><quote>It was a pretty great debut. Around 20-ish minutes. Did three moves. Great finish.</quote>This dude fucks like hes in a sitcom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scarecrow17 02/27/23 10:55:34 PM #34:	We did it in the backseat of my car for about one hour with no protection. She told me it was some of the best sex she ever had and refused to believe I was a virgin at the time. I dont what I did right that night but she finished several times within that hour. Its like instinct took over and I became a completely different person. --- His foundation lie in the holy mountain. Selah. <cite>Scarecrow17 posted [p:971852538] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>We did it in the backseat of my car for about one hour with no protection. She told me it was some of the best sex she ever had and refused to believe I was a virgin at the time. I dont what I did right that night but she finished several times within that hour. Its like instinct took over and I became a completely different person. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 02/27/23 11:17:00 PM #35:	I busted in like 30 seconds. It was a poor showing. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:971852873] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>I busted in like 30 seconds. It was a poor showing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 02/27/23 11:46:34 PM #36:	Irony posted... Pics of salad Are you asking for pics of my wife's poop? --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:971853350] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Pics of salad</quote>Are you asking for pics of my wife's poop?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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St0rmFury 02/28/23 12:03:26 AM #38:	Ugh... fuck. Couldn't get it up all the way. Tried to stick it in anyway. Thigh cramped. Foot cramped. Realised this isn't like in pornos. Had to stop. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:971853613] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Ugh... fuck.Couldn't get it up all the way.Tried to stick it in anyway.Thigh cramped.Foot cramped.Realised this isn't like in pornos.Had to stop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/28/23 12:05:34 AM #39:	MICHALECOLE posted... This dude fucks like hes in a sitcom With a laugh track? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971853643] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite><quote>This dude fucks like hes in a sitcom</quote>With a laugh track? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 02/28/23 12:06:39 AM #40:	Heartomaton posted... With a laugh track? and in front of a live studio audience. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:971853658] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>With a laugh track?</quote>and in front of a live studio audience.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EyeWontBeFooled 02/28/23 12:09:18 AM #41:	marthsheretoo posted... Fine. Not great, not terrible. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 284 Shinys and counting! <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted [p:971853699] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite><quote>Fine.Not great, not terrible.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EyeWontBeFooled 02/28/23 12:10:12 AM #42:	St0rmFury posted... Ugh... fuck. Couldn't get it up all the way. Tried to stick it in anyway. Thigh cramped. Foot cramped. Realised this isn't like in pornos. Had to stop. As a person with MS, see is made more difficult than it has to be. My thighs cramp up, too. Any tips? Just the tip? --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 284 Shinys and counting! <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted [p:971853707] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>St0rmFury posted... </cite><quote>Ugh... fuck.Couldn't get it up all the way.Tried to stick it in anyway.Thigh cramped.Foot cramped.Realised this isn't like in pornos.Had to stop.</quote>As a person with MS, see is made more difficult than it has to be. My thighs cramp up, too.Any tips? Just the tip?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/28/23 12:13:07 AM #43:	Ivany2008 posted... and in front of a live studio audience. And about 22 minutes worth of scripted hammy plot around it? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:971853749] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Ivany2008 posted... </cite><quote>and in front of a live studio audience.</quote>And about 22 minutes worth of scripted hammy plot around it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
W_S_C_M 02/28/23 12:14:52 AM #44:	Not good i was nervous. Once I caught my stride though it was pretty much an all day and all night marathon. I was quit sore --- Peacefully non-compliant/non-conformist <cite>W_S_C_M posted [p:971853774] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Not good i was nervous. Once I caught my stride though it was pretty much an all day and all night marathon.I was quit sore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 02/28/23 5:55:39 AM #45:	Heartomaton posted... And about 22 minutes worth of scripted hammy plot around it? Brings a whole new meaning of "The Big Bang Theory" <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:971856895] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite><quote>And about 22 minutes worth of scripted hammy plot around it?</quote>Brings a whole new meaning of "The Big Bang Theory"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/28/23 6:04:52 AM #46:	I was massively drunk so from my perspective I was amazing. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:971856964] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>I was massively drunk so from my perspective I was amazing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Supersex420 02/28/23 9:03:09 AM #47:	Not well, Saw 4 was om and I fucking love that movie, Saw 5 was horrible though --- i spent 25 minutes reading what you said Medea's virtual gf <cite>Supersex420 posted [p:971858774] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Not well, Saw 4 was om and I fucking love that movie, Saw 5 was horrible though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deathproof12 02/28/23 9:45:15 AM #49:	Nutted 5 minutes in. But I kept pumping in her for 10 mins until I was flaccid. The condom desensitized me so much that I didn't realized I came. She came also, not because of my dick but because she was rubbing her clit while I was fucking her. She was so into her orgasim that she didn't even notice I came and went soft inside her until the condom slipped off and got stuck in her vag <cite>deathproof12 posted [p:971859353] in How'd you ... [t:80363133]...</cite> <quote>Nutted 5 minutes in. But I kept pumping in her for 10 mins until I was flaccid. The condom desensitized me so much that I didn't realized I came. She came also, not because of my dick but because she was rubbing her clit while I was fucking her. She was so into her orgasim that she didn't even notice I came and went soft inside her until the condom slipped off and got stuck in her vag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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