Poll of the Day > Today marks the longest I have gone without sex since losing my virginity

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I feel like I could pretty much kill or fuck anything that moves. My constant rage state is only getting worse. When I made a topic about getting laid last year, a bunch of you said you had gone years without. So this is me, coming to you all for advice because I am afraid if things continue as they are I am going to end up on the nightly news.

Ive heard from a few users here that Tinder is a good place to start if youre just looking to get laid.

I'm not looking to get laid. Besides, I'm good looking enough not to need a dating ap if I was. If I wanted it, I could get it.

I'm more about trying to come to grips with not getting it anymore this morning.

Lol

Hitachi, bro.

a/s/l?

Not having sex is basically the same as having sex, except with less sex.

How long has it been? My longest dry spell is around 2 months, due to wife having babies.

CarefreeDude posted...

How long has it been? My longest dry spell is around 2 months, due to wife having babies.

Good guess. Today is day 74.

When I had Rein was the previous record.

ZangsBeard posted...

Hitachi, bro.

I had to look it up.

I really don't like toys.

Beyond that, I have tremors that make self gratification more of a frustration than a release

Why are you here bragging to a bunch of guys how easy it is for a woman to get laid?

idk dude just like get over it. you can just not have sex. its like not doing anything else. masturbate or something

BlackScythe0 posted...

Why are you here bragging to a bunch of guys how easy it is for a woman to get laid?

Someone recommended an ap, and I said why I'm not interested. It's not like I made the topic for that purpose, nor am I one to sleep around.

I'm not judging anyone or trying to brag. I actually did come here for advice from people who have been very open about having experience with the struggle I am facing.

28 years

Comes for advice from people they have treated with disdain

Classic

Jen0125 posted...

Comes for advice from people they have treated with disdain

Classic

Zang does the same thing and I dont see you jumping in his topics throwing a fit

Besides, just because I'm mean to most of the board doesn't mean I'm mean to everyone. I've mostly been nice to the virgins and incels round these parts. I get their struggle. The dating world fucking sucks.

You've not been nice to anyone on this board lol don't rewrite history because you find yourself the same as those you previously took joy in demeaning

You can ask Zang how much I shit on him in some of his topics too lol

Jen0125 posted...

You've not been nice to anyone on this board lol don't rewrite history because you find yourself the same as those you previously took joy in demeaning

You can ask Zang how much I shit on him in some of his topics too lol

I didn't say nice. I said not mean. There are plenty of people here that I don't openly antagonize because they don't make themselves as easy of a target.

And I never demeaned anyone on this board who struggled with a lack of sex life. Never felt anything for them but sympathy. Not pity, just a genuine understanding that the dating world really fuckin sucks.

On this specific subject I only made fun of people who's sex lives were or are laughable, and only when appropriate.

Not gonna argue with someone who wants to gaslight the board into believing they've ever tried to empathize with anyone on this board lol godspeed with your dry spell

Jen0125 posted...

Not gonna argue with someone who wants to gaslight the board into believing they've ever tried to empathize with anyone on this board lol godspeed with your dry spell

boy I must have REALLY gotten you salty over something for you to be this worked up, but for the life of me, I do not know what it is.

WorstOfAll posted...

I actually did come here for advice from people who have been very open about having experience with the struggle I am facing.

What advice is there, really? You've got three options:

• Self-care
• Get laid
• Get over it and move on, same as you would with anything else you want but can't/won't get

You've shot down 1 and 2, so that leaves #3 as your only course of action.

Hey thanks for the recap post, but people who have been coping with this shit for longer than I have surely have better mechanisms than I do, so it's not at all unreasonable to wonder how they do it.

WorstOfAll posted...

boy I must have REALLY gotten you salty over something for you to be this worked up, but for the life of me, I do not know what it is.

Idk what you consider "worked up" but you seem to have a very low threshold

WorstOfAll posted...

I had to look it up.

I really don't like toys.

Beyond that, I have tremors that make self gratification more of a frustration than a release

Ahh too bad. It was a thought.

Jen0125 posted...

You can ask Zang how much I shit on him in some of his topics too lol

No comment. Ill be moderated and I usually get suspended. Lol

But to the idea that I make the topics, while I am caustic I havent been in the topics about my dad. At least not mostly. I am unintentionally caustic, but also intentionally a lot of the time to.

But you havent even tried to not be. Whether or not its intentional, or incidental because of this life change, its something to be cognizant of.

Im not unsympathetic to this life change as Ive had to deal with potential similar situations because of my wifes mental health, but if I just want to vent I try to not be an unmitigated [redacted with a baseball bat] but I also try to not lash out if people say things. I am not always successful. Lol.

WorstOfAll posted...

I didn't say nice. I said not mean. There are plenty of people here that I don't openly antagonize because they don't make themselves as easy of a target.

And I never demeaned anyone on this board who struggled with a lack of sex life. Never felt anything for them but sympathy. Not pity, just a genuine understanding that the dating world really fuckin sucks.

On this specific subject I only made fun of people who's sex lives were or are laughable, and only when appropriate.

If you think Jen hasnt openly antagonized me you either didnt see it or intentionally forgot. Lol

ZangsBeard posted...

If you think Jen hasnt openly antagonized me you either didnt see it or intentionally forgot. Lol

Didn't see it I spoze. I always thought you two were buds or some such.

I don't really follow the trends that well. I just talk a lot of shit and some of it sticks.

WorstOfAll posted...

Didn't see it I spoze. I always thought you two were buds or some such.

I don't really follow the trends that well. I just talk a lot of shit and some of it sticks.

You definitely missed that one attempt. Lol. No she definitely doesnt like me. Shell tolerate me and be cordial, but we are not buddy buddy lol