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SilvosForever
12/08/22 2:14:01 PM
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Questionmarktarius
12/08/22 2:21:22 PM
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"meh"
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K181
12/08/22 2:21:36 PM
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"Bless your heart" is Southern for "go fuck yourself."

"Per my last email" is corporate speak for "you're an idiot and I hope you die for wasting my time."

"I like you as a friend" destroys incels.

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thronedfire2
12/08/22 2:21:43 PM
#4:


K

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BloodMoon7
12/08/22 2:22:38 PM
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*licks*

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TwoDoorPC
12/08/22 2:23:21 PM
#6:


who's this clown?

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Alexanaxela
12/08/22 2:24:20 PM
#7:


may you live forever

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MarcoRubio
12/08/22 2:24:54 PM
#8:


K

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NoxObscuras
12/08/22 2:32:27 PM
#9:


"I hope your day is as pleasant as you are."

It's technically a compliment, but when you're saying it to someone that was an asshole, it's a sly way of saying that you hope they have a terrible day.

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Boombam99
12/08/22 2:34:15 PM
#11:


your mom
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masterpug53
12/08/22 2:34:36 PM
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You sure are a keen observer of the obvious, kupo!

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DuuuDe14
12/08/22 2:35:26 PM
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You lack the qualifications to exercise free will.

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Tyranthraxus
12/08/22 2:36:18 PM
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"is that how that works?"

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Hambo
12/08/22 2:37:14 PM
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"May your next meal be slightly undercooked" got to me recently. Partly because that night my squash refused to bake right.

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masterpug53
12/08/22 2:37:17 PM
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It amazes me that out of millions of sperm, you were the fastest.

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ellis123
12/08/22 2:37:50 PM
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Thank you for trying so hard even if it didn't work out.

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Tyranthraxus
12/08/22 2:38:10 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
It amazes me that out of millions of sperm, you were the fastest.
They weren't actually. The first few sperm to reach the egg destroy themselves trying to penetrate the cell membrane of the egg.

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FatAnimeBooty
12/08/22 2:41:20 PM
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"you look like you don't even know what day it is"
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