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MoofuJJ
11/23/22 9:39:11 PM
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Going to a Thanksgiving with a family very into football, I know the rules of football but nothing about whos good and whos bad and whos on what team or even whos playing

I need some words to use like yea the bills offensive line is looking real good this year or like yep they havent been the same since the trade of so and so


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AloneIBreak
11/23/22 9:42:01 PM
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Just say Patrick Mahomes is 2 hot 2 B stopped and theyll accept your superiority.

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DoesntMatter
11/23/22 9:42:02 PM
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scrimmage

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Touch
11/23/22 9:42:55 PM
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Say "I love Justin Herbert because he has a cannon for an arm and a hog that won't quit"

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Vicious_Dios
11/23/22 9:43:33 PM
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How bout' dem Cowboys!

will be the deciding factor.

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Accolon
11/23/22 9:44:02 PM
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Just say "what a sack" constantly.

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MoofuJJ
11/23/22 9:44:19 PM
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I think I can say something like oh boy cowboys are lookin good but theyll fuck it up somehow

Ive been using that one for a while

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Halo478
11/23/22 9:44:32 PM
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Cowboys are the best fuck jerry jones tho say that

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furb
11/23/22 9:44:40 PM
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Play this one over the Bluetooth speakers for the fam to set the mood.

https://youtu.be/QfFCb1y0WfA

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MoofuJJ
11/23/22 9:45:08 PM
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Can you believe the bills this year wow!

hows that

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Blue_Target
11/23/22 9:45:26 PM
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just yell "throw the ball" at the tv several times

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AloneIBreak
11/23/22 9:45:32 PM
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MoofuJJ posted...
I think I can say something like oh boy cowboys are lookin good but theyll fuck it up somehow

Ive been using that one for a while
Speaking as a Cowboys fan, youve really captured the franchise as of late.

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Vicious_Dios
11/23/22 9:46:19 PM
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Start with Vikings vs Bill's being game of the year before you bring up the Cowboys, though. That's a two-fer and will carry you for a good bit.

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Halo478
11/23/22 9:46:30 PM
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MoofuJJ posted...
I think I can say something like oh boy cowboys are lookin good but theyll fuck it up somehow

Ive been using that one for a while
i mean thats correct since 1996

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ShineboxPhil
11/23/22 9:46:58 PM
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VAR

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Kamil
11/23/22 9:47:38 PM
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Just say lol oh wait I can't use that one anymore. lolcommanders doesn't sound as good.

Saying something about Aaron Fraudgers that should work or talk about "maintaining possession and completing the catch"

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Touch
11/23/22 9:49:10 PM
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Say "I wish Jimmy G would spider 2 my y banana"

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ForsakenHermit
11/23/22 9:49:22 PM
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During a touchdown, if someone pretends to pull their pants down say "That is disgusting!"

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MoofuJJ
11/23/22 9:49:30 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Start with Vikings vs Bill's being game of the year before you bring up the Cowboys, though. That's a two-fer and will carry you for a good bit.

good tip do you think I can throw in something like man whoever wins this is really gonna set the tone for the playoffs

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Vicious_Dios
11/23/22 9:52:23 PM
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MoofuJJ posted...
good tip do you think I can throw in something like man whoever owns this is really gonna set the tone for the playoffs

Nah, you want to draw attention away from yourself and set the mood with such a sensational topic starter. You will look ignorant if they ask you to expand on it.

Just be in and out while reading the room.


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Damn_Underscore
11/23/22 9:54:02 PM
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This is a cringe moment waiting to happen. They could easily ask a follow up question and youll be stuck

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Haejin
11/23/22 9:55:53 PM
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Every time there's a holding call on the offensive linemen or pass interference on the defensive backs, "Man. This is football. Let em' play da gaaaame!"

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MoofuJJ
11/23/22 9:56:26 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
This is a cringe moment waiting to happen. They could easily ask a follow up question and youll be stuck

yea thats why I need good words that require no follow ups

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Freddie_Mercury
11/23/22 9:56:35 PM
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fuck tom brady

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Dessan
11/23/22 9:57:20 PM
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Their bills fans?
Say wide right as much you can
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Vicious_Dios
11/23/22 9:59:13 PM
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Just watch YouTube NFL highlights if you're that worried about not having any synergy with your own family.

I'm sure they'll appreciate you making an effort to include yourself in their passion, but don't force it. Lol

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MoofuJJ
11/23/22 10:00:26 PM
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Its not my family its my gfs family

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MoofuJJ
11/24/22 10:09:10 AM
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If we play a clean game with no penalties, I think we got this


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ZevLoveDOOM
11/24/22 10:10:00 AM
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"Y'all watched the game last night? It was very footballrific!"
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Touch
11/24/22 10:11:34 AM
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"So who wants to get bodyslammed into a table if the bills win this??"

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CellBlock7
11/24/22 10:12:47 AM
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Frank Gore HoF dong!

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MoofuJJ
11/24/22 10:14:21 AM
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I am not sure about these hog and dong words but I will trust you, internet

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YugiNoob
11/24/22 10:18:12 AM
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Anytime you hear the word "penalty" from the tv just say something like "Come on ref!". This applies to other sports as well :3

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justaguy3492
11/24/22 10:24:13 AM
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"Golly the Lions suck this year." You can repeat this every thanksgivng of your life and be correct 99.999% of the time.

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StormSignal
11/24/22 10:28:15 AM
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roll tide

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trappedunderice
11/24/22 10:28:57 AM
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Whenever someone gets tackled say "he's the best tackler since joe montana"
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MoofuJJ
11/24/22 10:34:39 AM
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Joe Montana was a qb

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YugiNoob
11/24/22 10:35:56 AM
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He means Johnny Unitas

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Shotgunnova
11/24/22 10:36:55 AM
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Haven't seen a play that good since the Annexation of Puerto Rico!

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thronedfire2
11/24/22 10:38:07 AM
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Just remember the lions are trash

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Naysaspace
11/24/22 10:41:15 AM
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The thing about football words and football games is you need to use the adjective football in front of everything to make it sound football official. The football player and the football team with the football field and the football pass and the football ball.

It also helps to have that "shaggy dog" sort of ruffled, jowled voice.

Just watch some john madden clips
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ApherosyLove
11/24/22 11:06:18 AM
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Touch posted...
Say "I love Justin Herbert because he has a cannon for an arm and a hog that won't quit"


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TULPAMANCER
11/24/22 11:12:52 AM
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Just pretend it's 1992 and only reference players active during that time. Confuse the family.
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Unknown5uspect
11/24/22 11:18:03 AM
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MoofuJJ posted...
Joe Montana was a qb
I think he meant Joe Montaa

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NecroFoul99
11/24/22 11:20:01 AM
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Just shut up and dribble!

Your family will be very impressed.

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/24/22 6:59:58 PM
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"Kick the bloody ball!"

there, the ultimate words...
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DrizztLink
11/24/22 7:01:35 PM
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did you see that ludicrous display last night

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