Poll of the Day > I ate a funky plant last night for the first time

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Jen0125
11/19/22 9:02:43 AM
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My legs were so long and my pupils got so big and my eyes were watering the whole time


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shadowsword87
11/19/22 9:19:24 AM
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You became a spider?
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Jen0125
11/19/22 9:29:29 AM
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No I didn't get more legs sadly but that would have been cool
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Sufferedphoneix
11/19/22 10:00:35 AM
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A plant or fungi?

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Jen0125
11/19/22 10:06:07 AM
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The mods may never know
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FrozenBananas
11/19/22 10:17:14 AM
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did it feel like you were in Mario

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Jen0125
11/19/22 10:23:54 AM
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I did feel bigger tbh
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captpackrat
11/19/22 10:24:40 AM
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Remember what the dormouse said

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Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
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SoreChasm
11/19/22 10:34:54 AM
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Big whoop. I drank a gosh darn b**r today.

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DirtBasedSoap
11/19/22 10:43:29 AM
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SoreChasm posted...
Big whoop. I drank a gosh darn b**r today.
i love havin a mother effin b**r

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CaptBuzzKiII
11/19/22 10:54:17 AM
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SoreChasm posted...
Big whoop. I drank a gosh darn b**r today.
I dont mean to be a buzzkill or anything but this is not the proper way to censor naughty words on Gamefaqs and this could result in your account being banned forever.
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Jen0125
11/19/22 10:54:47 AM
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SoreChasm posted...
Big whoop. I drank a gosh darn b**r today.

Wow that's pretty crazy
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SoreChasm
11/19/22 11:17:50 AM
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Thank you for all the comments, everyone.

I'm almost tempted to have another cold b***, but me and the missus have to be up early tomorrow for Mass.

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Jen0125
11/19/22 11:23:50 AM
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If Jesus didn't want you hungover for church why would he even invent beer
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adjl
11/19/22 11:37:37 AM
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Jesus was all like "I'm wine now, drink me senpai," so clearly he doesn't have issues with people being drunk.

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shadowsword87
11/19/22 12:27:48 PM
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adjl posted...
Jesus was all like "I'm wine now, drink me senpai," so clearly he doesn't have issues with people being drunk.

*squint
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DragonClaw01
11/19/22 5:51:09 PM
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adjl posted...
Jesus was all like "I'm wine now, drink me senpai," so clearly he doesn't have issues with people being drunk.
Well, technically the wine transmutes into the literal blood of Jesus according to Catholic doctrine, but it does taste a lot more like wine than blood to me. The man has wine in his veins & bread for his body.

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Jen0125
11/19/22 5:54:21 PM
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DragonClaw01 posted...
Well, technically the wine transmutes into the literal blood of Jesus according to Catholic doctrine, but it does taste a lot more like wine than blood to me. The man has wine in his veins & bread for his body.

Why did catholics make Jesus so darn delicious? One time when I was an altar server in catholic church I stole bags of communion wafers.
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DragonClaw01
11/19/22 5:58:18 PM
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It used to be a stereotype in the early days that the priests were all drunkards. I guess they enjoyed a little bit too much of the communion wine.

As for the wafers, I'm not a big fan of them. They need a bit more spice, flour & water just doesn't do it, pretty much a glorified saltine without the salt.

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Jen0125
11/19/22 6:06:29 PM
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i liked the styrofoam texture
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Revelation34
11/20/22 1:16:33 AM
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CaptBuzzKiII posted...

I dont mean to be a buzzkill or anything but this is not the proper way to censor naughty words on Gamefaqs and this could result in your account being banned forever.


W*at ar* *ou tal*ing a*out?

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Mensis
11/20/22 1:58:28 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
Why did catholics make Jesus so darn delicious? One time when I was an altar server in catholic church I stole bags of communion wafers.
I love this backstory

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