Current Events > Every non-Legendary Pokemon vs 1 billion dinosaurs.

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I question if you do.... as I said, Magcargo heats up to 15k degrees. Even ignoring that one, and Pokemon moves/abilities, you also have Pokemon like Steelix who is solid steel, or Dugtrio who could make gigantic sinkholes for them to fall into.

Not saying that it would be a lopsided victory, or even an easy victory, but if Pokemon were allowed to use their abilities/moves then yes they would win. It would probably take a significant amount of time though.

TC is still ignoring that a group of 10-15 pikachus alone could probably wipe out 100,000 before they needed a nap.

now if youre just saying one of each type of Pokmon excluding legendary then it MIGHT get interesting. Even then the Pokmon would still win.

The_Watchtower posted...

I roasted you in your freestyle topic btw, but please don't block me for that. It was an appreciation roast and I wanted to show my freestyle skills.

Wouldn't dream of it!

Keepmywifename8 posted...

TC is still ignoring that a group of 10-15 pikachus alone could probably wipe out 100,000 before they needed a nap.

now if youre just saying one of each type of Pokmon excluding legendary then it MIGHT get interesting. Even then the Pokmon would still win.

They wouldn't even beat a million.

ZMythos posted...

Ferrothorn solos. Bite is a dark-type move in the games, but a dinosaur bite is not dark type. No way they're gonna inflict any damage to a steel type.

So they just try to bit, crush, or slash ferrothorn and die against iron barbs.

How much of it is steel? Cause if it isn't thick enough, there'd be some dinosaurs that could bite or crush it.
Tyranthraxus posted...

Depends on what version but stealth rock can essentially kill infinity dinosaurs. They have no way to get rid of it and it has indefinite duration. The dinosaurs just die as soon as they run in.

That is not how stealth rock works. They'd have to run into the stealth rocks multiple times to die. The only thing that instantly dies to them is Shedinja.

What are dinos gonna do about that fire snail thing thats hotter than the sun? Or a four-armed freak that can lift mountains?

Trickfinger posted...

Wouldn't dream of it!

thanks!

ZMythos posted...

Ferrothorn solos. Bite is a dark-type move in the games, but a dinosaur bite is not dark type. No way they're gonna inflict any damage to a steel type.

So they just try to bit, crush, or slash ferrothorn and die against iron barbs.

Why would a Dino's bite not be dark type? Dark type doesn't always mean some magical darkness. The physical moves are more dark in the sense of "fighting dirty". Like bite and sucker punch. Basically ghosts are fucked, along with the rest of the pokemon.

YugiNoob posted...

What are dinos gonna do about that fire snail thing thats hotter than the sun? Or a four-armed freak that can lift mountains?

100k pterodactyls just drop rocks on them and bury them.

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

100k pterodactyls just drop rocks on them and bury them.

You seem to be under the impression that the sun cant melt rocks

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

100k pterodactyls just drop rocks on them and bury them.

It's hotter than the sun.... I'm assuming you don't know what that means. It means that even if they were able to get above it and drop rocks on it, those rocks would liquify before they even come close to it, and it being made of magma, it would not get hurt.

uwnim posted...

How much of it is steel? Cause if it isn't thick enough, there'd be some dinosaurs that could bite or crush it.

That is not how stealth rock works. They'd have to run into the stealth rocks multiple times to die. The only thing that instantly dies to them is Shedinja.

There's like hundreds of Pokemon using it though.

Ivany2008 posted...

It's hotter than the sun.... I'm assuming you don't know what that means. It means that even if they were able to get above it and drop rocks on it, those rocks would liquify before they even come close to it, and it being made of magma, it would not get hurt.

The sun is hit by rocks all the time. The reason the sun shrugs it off is because it's 99% of the mass of the solar system.

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

100k pterodactyls just drop rocks on them and bury them.

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

Why would a Dino's bite not be dark type? Dark type doesn't always mean some magical darkness. The physical moves are more dark in the sense of "fighting dirty". Like bite and sucker punch. Basically ghosts are fucked, along with the rest of the pokemon.

Pokemon are demonstrably sentient and conscious. Dinosaurs are not. They would not know to pick up and drop rocks or coordinate beyond herding, they would use the instinctive forms of attack and defense they evolved to have. Not to mention that their attacks would not have types, since only pokemon attacks have types.

ZMythos posted...

Not to mention that their attacks would not have types, since only pokemon attacks have types.

Humans and Robots have been shown to be able to use Pokemon moves lol.

Trickfinger posted...

Humans and Robots have been shown to be able to use Pokemon moves lol.

If you're referring to Pokestar Studios, those were film special effects.

People literally taking the Pokedex entries seriously. Wasn't that joint written by 10 years old just exaggerating the entries? Like how would someone realistically know that Magcargo was hotter than the sun without the whole world perishing right there?

I think you guys are underestimating how much 1 billion really is...

inTaCtfuL posted...

Like how would someone realistically know that Magcargo was hotter than the sun without the whole world perishing right there?

uh, bc it's been done irl before

ZMythos posted...

If you're referring to Pokestar Studios, those were film special effects.

Nnnnnoooo....

In universe Humans and Robots have been shown to use Pokemon moves.

inTaCtfuL posted...

People literally taking the Pokedex entries seriously. Wasn't that joint written by 10 years old just exaggerating the entries? Like how would someone realistically know that Magcargo was hotter than the sun without the whole world perishing right there?

1 billion dinosaurs fighting in cooperation is also exaggerated

inTaCtfuL posted...

People literally taking the Pokedex entries seriously.

It's in the game, it counts

Wasn't that joint written by 10 years old just exaggerating the entries?

Meme/headcanon that isn't supported by any official source

Like how would someone realistically know that Magcargo was hotter than the sun without the whole world perishing right there?

How can Superman fly without lift? How can Goku be faster than stopped time? It's a fictional series.

Pokemon win

Relicanth frigs off to the deepest part of the ocean and outlives everyone

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A single Rapidash could fuck up so many of them just because dumb animals are going to back away from something that's on fire.

Ozarhok posted...

Pokemon win

Relicanth frigs off to the deepest part of the ocean and outlives everyone

I'm convinced pokemon win now

Lmao why are people talking about "dino behavior" now as if that is a thing we know

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

Every single pokemon would run out of PP before they even killed 10k dinos tbh. Then they would just struggle and die.

And most of the dinosaurs would attack each other due to their territorial tendencies

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

100k pterodactyls just drop rocks on them and bury them.

You seem to think pterodactyls would routinely use tools.

Pterodactyls did not weigh very much, were predominantly gliders like albatross that have difficulty taking off, and would not be able to lift rocks of significant weight.

And even if they did a single pokemon could create a storm that fucks up all their flying.

Pokemon are forces of nature they're not just animals with magic power.

The real answer to this question is Absol exists and their mere existence causes the asteroid extinction event. (Estimated 10 billion dead dinosaurs)

Magikarp solos tbh

Tc can you add godzilla to the dino team. He is also a dino.

He survived an encounter with the avengers which includes thor.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/8/AAZsuhAAD2km.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/5/AAfEvfAADcJd.jpg

Returning_CEmen posted...

Isnt Charizard and most other Pokmon Manlets?

Yes.

But they're manlets that can breathe fire and thundershock others. A normal animal IRL would be killed by flamethrower, thunderbolt, etc. Plus geodude and his evolution are literally rocks. Not even a trex can bite through a boulder.

Its laughable. A Trex couldnt even take a properly placed .762 bullet without dying. How is it going to survive any of these Pokmon attacks. Theyre just oversized animals, not aliens with special durability.

Tyranthraxus posted...

There's like hundreds of Pokemon using it though.

It doesnt stack.
Ivany2008 posted...

It's hotter than the sun.... I'm assuming you don't know what that means. It means that even if they were able to get above it and drop rocks on it, those rocks would liquify before they even come close to it, and it being made of magma, it would not get hurt.

It is not hotter that the sun. Theres literally nothing supporting that and plenty of things that show the Pokdex entry is laughable.

Minior solos, just like last time.

uwnim posted...

It is not hotter that the sun. Theres literally nothing supporting that and plenty of things that show the Pokdex entry is laughable.

Setting arbitrary boundaries on what's fake and not within the game itself is stupid. There's absolutely nothing supporting the idea that PP is limited in any single way. Really you would just need 3 Pokemon total to take any number of dinosaurs.

Mr. Mime, Jigglypuff, and Gengar.

It would take a long fucking time but between invisible barriers, mass AOE sleep, and Gengar destroying sleeping dinos they literally cannot do anything to hurt the Pokemon.

onyx can just step on any dinosaur

Keepmywifename8 posted...

A Trex couldnt even take a properly placed .762 bullet without dying.

...huh?