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Damn_Underscore
09/27/22 2:04:44 PM
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A strategical masterpiece

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SSJKirby
09/27/22 2:05:07 PM
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Throw ball run fast so strategic

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MarthGoomba
09/27/22 2:06:24 PM
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American Football is the lowest IQ sport in existence

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Irony
09/27/22 2:06:27 PM
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Contact sport

Until the the sex toy scandal

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Damn_Underscore
09/27/22 2:06:34 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
Throw ball run fast so strategic

Anal beads go brrr so strategic

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Swagger_Dagger
09/27/22 2:07:30 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
American Football is the lowest IQ sport in existence
The American Football QB is the most complex position in all of sports.

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TaylorHeinicke
09/27/22 2:07:39 PM
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Irony posted...
Contact sport

Until the the sex toy scandal
I was going to post a link to an article about bills fans throwing dildos but that would probably get me modded

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The_Popo
09/27/22 2:08:26 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
American Football is the lowest IQ sport in existence

This has me wondering what the actual lowest IQ sport would be. Its gotta just be something like the 100m dash, right? Run fast in straight line.

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SquantoZ
09/27/22 2:09:44 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
Throw ball run fast so strategic

lol jokes on you. Check out the "butt punt": The most strategic football play of all time. Chess players were baffled at how incredibly intelligent it was.

https://youtu.be/f0MRFLwTYXQ

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Ratchetrockon
09/27/22 2:12:01 PM
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The_Popo posted...
This has me wondering what the actual lowest IQ sport would be. Its gotta just be something like the 100m dash, right? Run fast in straight line.

nah it cant be lowest cuz need good reaction time for the start. Male sprinter average reaction time is 166 ms (females 176 ms). I know gamers look down on athletes for being slow but it not always true. I think sprinters could do well in some videogames.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/5/AAZsuhAADuHd.jpg
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/228081521_Reaction_Time_Aspects_of_Elite_Sprinters_In_Athletics_World_Championships

Lowest iq sport has to be something more laidback

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I4NRulez
09/27/22 2:14:39 PM
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The_Popo posted...
This has me wondering what the actual lowest IQ sport would be. Its gotta just be something like the 100m dash, right? Run fast in straight line.

I mean, do you mean low IQ as in the easiest to pick up? Because any high level of sport is going to be really intricate. Even the 100m dash is all types of different analytics to determine the best way to run and shit lol.

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ultimate_reaver
09/27/22 2:20:40 PM
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The_Popo posted...
This has me wondering what the actual lowest IQ sport would be. Its gotta just be something like the 100m dash, right? Run fast in straight line.

either football or mma, just give the participants a couple years of getting hit in the head

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Irony
09/27/22 2:22:05 PM
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Probably soccer

Doesn't require too much thinking to pretend to get hurt and score via penalty kick

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Bandit_Keith
09/27/22 2:36:23 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
nah it cant be lowest cuz need good reaction time for the start.
You don't need a high IQ for a quick reaction time.

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EyeWontBeFooled
09/27/22 2:36:52 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
American Football is the lowest IQ sport in existence


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Ratchetrockon
09/27/22 2:37:53 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
You don't need a high IQ for a quick reaction time.

Iq tests are timed

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09/27/22 2:44:56 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
American Football is the lowest IQ sport in existence
rofl u can say what you want about football but calling it low iq is so fucking lazy

first of all there are players who regularly wash out because they can't keep up with game knowledge. I'd love to see these high iq sport lovers try to get thru a qb playbook while applying it to the game.

theres so much to know about football that it's quite mind boggling. to say it's low iq is lazy and pretty low iq itself, imo. is it relatively pointless and possibly boring? convoluted? sure.

low iq? hardly

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Bandit_Keith
09/27/22 6:48:28 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Iq tests are timed
Is this some terrible joke I'm missing? I admit, if it is, it's going right past me.

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Touch
09/27/22 6:50:17 PM
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The irony of people trying to show off their "high IQ" by calling football a low IQ sport lol

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