Current Events > In retrospect, Ruby and Emerald Weapon are really bad at their jobs*FF7 spoilers

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UnfairRepresent
09/25/22 8:13:35 AM
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They're the planets automated defense system to stop man from poluting the planet.

Onxy, Diamond and Ultima? Attack cities, murder everyone, destroy all means of industrial and commicial intercourse.

Emerald? Swim around in circles.
Ruby? Bury your ugly head underground in the middle of a desert and wait until this whole thing blows over.

Emerald sounds like a dumbass and Ruby sounds like a massive coward.

Cole Phelps got more shtick in LA Noire for doing less than Ruby Weapon did.


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Laserion
09/25/22 8:31:41 AM
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Onyx? Is that the name of the one in Junon, that got some face cannon?

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SonicZack
09/25/22 8:55:16 AM
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Laserion posted...
Onyx? Is that the name of the one in Junon, that got some face cannon?

I believe it is the Sapphire Weapon.

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eaglei3
09/25/22 8:58:56 AM
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Laserion posted...
Onyx? Is that the name of the one in Junon, that got some face cannon?

I don't know if it is translated differently for other world regions, but Sapphire is what it is called in the US version. There is no Onyx. The 7 weapons through FF7 media US name wise are:

Sapphire
Diamond
Ultimate
Ruby
Emerald
Jade
Omega

As for why Ruby and Emerald seem to suck at their job compared to the other weapons? The answer is simple. The two were not in the original Japanese version of the game so they are not actually incorporated into the story to do anything. The US and PAL versions added them as extra super bosses and stuck them on the map. The FMVs were altered to show them launching, but there was no story made for them.
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Rathinor
09/25/22 9:00:43 AM
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Wasn't Onyx the one that was one of those fake rumors spread around? How you had to do a bunch of weird shit to trigger the fight, kind of like Mew and the truck
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xXfireglzXx
09/25/22 9:01:02 AM
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Ruby weapon is actually just a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man designed to draw business to the Gold Saucer.


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eaglei3
09/25/22 9:02:11 AM
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Rathinor posted...
Wasn't Onyx the one that was one of those fake rumors spread around? How you had to do a bunch of weird shit to trigger the fight, kind of like Mew and the truck

This actually would not surprise me.
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UnfairRepresent
09/25/22 9:02:32 AM
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xXfireglzXx posted...
Ruby weapon is actually just a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man designed to draw business to the Gold Saucer.
This is canon to me now

He went to the Gold Saucer to destroy it but then Dio just paid him to promote it instead.

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