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Onimusha
09/21/22 6:46:55 AM
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Werent they a global super power? Did they suddenly just forget how to fight?

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Kakapo
09/21/22 6:50:11 AM
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Do you mean the American Rebellion?

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Kim_Seong-a
09/21/22 6:53:39 AM
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Hey bro, spoilers!

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Onimusha
09/21/22 6:53:44 AM
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Kakapo posted...
Do you mean the American Rebellion?
Nah I mean this thing:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolutionary_War

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Big_Nabendu
09/21/22 6:54:53 AM
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France helped too

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UnfairRepresent
09/21/22 6:57:11 AM
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They were a super power over 4,000 miles away fighting on foreign soil against an enemy that wasn't trying to beat them.

The war was expensive as fuck for England, they were fighting and spending money all over Europe and the world

France was massively funding the US as well so they could fuck over England due to that rivalry. This allowed the Patriots to keep up a long dragged out war effort that was crippling England's economy 100 times the speed of the US'

In the field, the Loyalists kicked the Patriots ass in almost every engagement but George Washington was very smart and dragged the war out. Constant attack and retreat, Constant splitting of his army. Not winning anything or gaining any ground but making it impossible for England to win

The confederates tried the same strategy in the civil war but Grant was much more savvy than Franklin and just kicked the shit out of them.

it's a little boring and ruins the myth but THE US won the war at the bank, not in the field of battle

They made fighting and holding America not worth the costs.

Remember the whole war started because England wanted American taxes to pay their debts


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Onimusha
09/21/22 6:57:24 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
France helped too
https://youtu.be/FUjGf2Grrus

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Sufferedphoneix
09/21/22 6:57:25 AM
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Gurrelia warfare iirc. Probably wasn't called that back then. But our fights with the natives taught us techniques for a smaller weaker force to beat a larger more powerful force through ambush flanking hit and run tactics etc. Where as they where used to basically real life turn based battles

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UnfairRepresent
09/21/22 6:58:15 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
France helped too
Yes

France's contribution cannot be understated. It is seriously possible that the US would not exist today without them

Although the French were hardly being altruistic

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Onimusha
09/21/22 6:58:25 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
They were a super power over 4,000 miles away fighting on foreign soil against an enemy that wasn't trying to beat them.

The war was expensive as fuck for England, they were fighting and spending money all over Europe and the world

France was massively funding the US as well so they could fuck over England due to that rivalry. This allowed the Patriots to keep up a long dragged out war effort that was crippling England's economy 100 times the speed of the US'

In the field, the Loyalists kicked the Patriots ass in almost every engagement but George Washington was very smart and dragged the war out. Constant attack and retreat, Constant splitting of his army. Not winning anything or gaining any ground but making it impossible for England to win

The confederates tried the same strategy in the civil war but Grant was much more savvy than Franklin and just kicked the shit out of them.

it's a little boring and ruins the myth but THE US won the war at the bank, not in the field of battle

They made fighting and holding America not worth the costs.

Remember the whole war started because England wanted American taxes to pay their debts
So it was basically a war of attrition?

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UnfairRepresent
09/21/22 7:04:18 AM
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Onimusha posted...
So it was basically a war of attrition?
Basically yeah

Although a war of attrition pretty much solely about money and with one side being propped up by France

England started and ended the war with more of everything and still lost

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Doe
09/21/22 7:05:32 AM
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They were attempting to police an extremely wide area of land from the other side of the world, and the subjects had the same resources unlike many places colonized by the British and the British couldn't use as nasty methods that they would use against non-British people since these were effectively countrymen. Americans had a huge home field advantage and naval travel meant losses to the British could be much more costly than vise versa. France provided great aid to the Americans seeing it as a way to weaken Britain and secure better economic benefit from the new world with Britain's hands out of the cookie jar.

When you spread it out Britain was hugely disadvantaged on several levels and it wasn't worth it to continue

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PMarth2002
09/21/22 7:14:02 AM
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France.

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Onimusha
09/21/22 7:16:48 AM
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If France hated England so much, why didnt they just fight them straight up?

Also werent they afraid of England retaliating after they helped the US?

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UnfairRepresent
09/21/22 7:22:22 AM
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Onimusha posted...
If France hated England so much, why didnt they just fight them straight up?

England and France have been fighting straight up since before France existed

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-French_Wars

They were intermittently at war before, during and after the revolutionary war

They spent nearly 1 000 years kicking the shit out of each other



Also werent they afraid of England retaliating after they helped the US?
They were going to be butting heads no matter what

England losing the colonies and going into massive debt is greatly in France's interests

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Sufferedphoneix
09/21/22 7:23:26 AM
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Onimusha posted...
If France hated England so much, why didnt they just fight them straight up?

Also werent they afraid of England retaliating after they helped the US?

They wanted a ally I suppose. Iirc they even gave us the statue of liberty.

Iirc we came to their aid in WW2. They played a long game but it served them well.

We make fun of the French but they where honorable allies as far as I know. That and the foreign Legion is no joke

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divot1338
09/21/22 7:24:10 AM
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Marching slowly in single file in bright red uniforms will tend to do that.

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Etna
09/21/22 7:29:32 AM
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Their king was a cuck that was going nanners

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Solid_Sonic
09/21/22 7:30:37 AM
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Old tactics going up against people with everything to lose and everything to gain.

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UnfairRepresent
09/21/22 7:31:39 AM
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Etna posted...
Their king was a cuck that was going nanners
That too lol

England was incompetent due to austerity, right wing idiocy and nepotism

Glad to see that's changed!!!!!!

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DoDontTry
09/21/22 8:30:39 AM
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England was kicking America's ass because no one wanted to fight against them. Only the rich and powerful wanted their independence, the poor didn't care.

The war changed tides when southern elites went to slaves and told them they would be free if they joined the British army. So when they did, it convinced slaveowners and the rest of the colonies to join the war so they could keep their slaves. For context, England was already talking about abolition at this point in the mainland. So it was do or die for the slavemasters to keep their slaves.

So in short, because slavery.
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Foppe
09/21/22 8:43:31 AM
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They burned down the White House.

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El_Marsh
09/21/22 8:50:10 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Yes

France's contribution cannot be understated. It is seriously possible that the US would not exist today without them

Although the French were hardly being altruistic
Um right, because that's how foreign aid has worked.... forever


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lolife67
09/21/22 8:54:32 AM
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Hamilton covers this.
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El_Marsh
09/21/22 8:59:22 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
They wanted a ally I suppose. Iirc they even gave us the statue of liberty.

Iirc we came to their aid in WW2. They played a long game but it served them well.

We make fun of the French but they where honorable allies as far as I know. That and the foreign Legion is no joke
Very much

The US-Franco alliance hasn't been without its tensions (particularly during and immediately following the French Revolution; the US tried to renege on its debt to the French because the monarchy that sent said was violently overthrown) but France has consistently been a willing ally to the American government which, in my opinion, is why their balking about a given action is always worth due consideration instead of the immediate dismissal that's the current vogue.

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Onimusha
09/21/22 10:51:33 AM
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lolife67 posted...
Hamilton covers this.
Actually I asked this question in the first place cuz I was watching Hamilton last night and had further questions.

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lolife67
09/21/22 10:54:46 AM
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Onimusha posted...
Actually I asked this question in the first place cuz I was watching Hamilton last night and had further questions.
Lol fair enough. It may sound funny to some but that production helped me look at the war a bit differently.

But yeah, the King lays it out when he accused the colonies of "cheating" with France and Spain. That helped immensely plus we got lucky, honestly.
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Tyranthraxus
09/21/22 10:57:55 AM
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  1. India started causing problems so they had to split forces.
  2. France helped.
  3. The expectation was the colonies couldn't govern themselves and would beg to be readmitted so the British gave up early.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/21/22 10:58:20 AM
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it's cause they suck!
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BigSLM1993
09/21/22 10:59:41 AM
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The France helped us so much that it helped bankrupt them when we didn't pay them back everything we owed. Cue a recession > starving populace > the French populace seeing it's possible to beat back an Empire > Nobles being idiotic (putting it lightly) > French Revolution
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Mia_K97
09/21/22 11:00:36 AM
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They really didn't, France, Spain, and fighting a continent 3000 miles away beat them
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Evening_Dragon
09/21/22 11:00:40 AM
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Britain chose to fight a war where even the most efficient supply lines would still be horribly expensive.

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Foppe
09/21/22 11:01:30 AM
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lolife67 posted...
Hamilton covers this.
Why would a fictional Swedish spy cover the American Revolution War?

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thronedfire2
09/21/22 11:17:22 AM
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They didnt try very hard. They had enough colonies that losing one wasnt even that big of a deal, especially a colony that didnt want to pay the full taxes they were expecting

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GuerrillaSoldier
09/21/22 11:20:27 AM
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all they cared about was money but they were horrible at managing their own budget

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theAteam
09/21/22 11:28:32 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
They didnt try very hard. They had enough colonies that losing one wasnt even that big of a deal, especially a colony that didnt want to pay the full taxes they were expecting

This. Britain was not putting in their full effort at all. And yet they were still whooping our asses until the French got involved.

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UnfairRepresent
09/21/22 11:28:36 AM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
all they cared about was money but they were horrible at managing their own budget
Again, my have things changed!!!

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Mia_K97
09/21/22 11:29:26 AM
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theAteam posted...
This. Britain was not putting in their full effort at all. And yet they were still whooping our asses until the French got involved.

This is the oldest excuse in the book
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thronedfire2
09/21/22 11:36:28 AM
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Mia_K97 posted...


This is the oldest excuse in the book

well its a fact they werent using anywhere near their full military power

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Onimusha
09/21/22 11:53:27 AM
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@UnfairRepresent

Do you mind if I ask how you learned so much about history, particularly the revolutionary war? Like did you learn it in college, or is there a book you can recommend?

I unfortunately never had a history class till high school, and it was World History, so even though Im a born and raised American, my knowledge is lacking on certain subjects.

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Mia_K97
09/21/22 11:55:15 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
well its a fact they werent using anywhere near their full military power

simply because they couldn't not because they chose to do so
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DoDontTry
09/21/22 12:04:12 PM
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DoDontTry posted...
England was kicking America's ass because no one wanted to fight against them. Only the rich and powerful wanted their independence, the poor didn't care.

The war changed tides when southern elites went to slaves and told them they would be free if they joined the British army. So when they did, it convinced slaveowners and the rest of the colonies to join the war so they could keep their slaves. For context, England was already talking about abolition at this point in the mainland. So it was do or die for the slavemasters to keep their slaves.

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SiO4
09/21/22 12:12:14 PM
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The Colonist lost most of the war, they just happened to win the most important battles.
It's a testament to George Washington and his ability to keep things together after so much loss.

Tadeusz Kociuszko deserves a lot of respect as well.

Fort Ticonderoga played a big part of slowing down Johnny Burgoyne.
Which allowed us to get our shit together enough to win at The Battle of Saratoga.
Which is what brought the French into the conflict. Benedict Arnold was a hero that day.

Also, Benjamin Franklin had a large part in this, diplomatically.

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DoDontTry
09/21/22 12:13:30 PM
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SiO4 posted...
The Colonist lost most of the war, they just happened to win the most important battles.
It's a testament to George Washington and his ability to keep things together after so much loss.

Tadeusz Kociuszko deserves a lot of respect as well.

Fort Ticonderoga played a big part of slowing down Johnny Burgoyne.
Which allowed us to get our shit together enough to win at The Battle of Saratoga.
Which is what brought the French into the conflict. Benedict Arnold was a hero that day.

Also, Benjamin Franklin had a large part in the, diplomatically.

Telling everyone that their slavery was on the line got everybody to ramp up their efforts by 1000%. The war turned when slaveowners joined the fight, sad to say.
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SiO4
09/21/22 7:04:45 PM
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DoDontTry posted...


Telling everyone that their slavery was on the line got everybody to ramp up their efforts by 1000%. The war turned when slaveowners joined the fight, sad to say.


Ya, The Southern states would not have gotten on board without it. Kinda fucked up really. And now without slavery they just live off Northern tax payers money. Funny how that works

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Bat178
09/21/22 7:10:22 PM
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They didn't send the full force of their military to crush the Patriots because they didn't think it was worth it.

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bknight
09/21/22 7:15:30 PM
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Probably same reason China or Russia would have a hard time conquering the US. Supply chain issues, having an ocean between you and the country invading you makes it really hard. France was also helping the colonies and giving England a hard time at home too, I think.
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Bad_Mojo
09/21/22 7:16:57 PM
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Same reason why Dorne stood against The Targaryens at the height of their power

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UnfairRepresent
09/22/22 12:08:54 AM
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Onimusha posted...
@UnfairRepresent

Do you mind if I ask how you learned so much about history, particularly the revolutionary war?

https://youtu.be/R_bSzsvlg2M?t=4

Like did you learn it in college, or is there a book you can recommend?

I unfortunately never had a history class till high school, and it was World History, so even though Im a born and raised American, my knowledge is lacking on certain subjects.


A lot of schools suck sadly. Doubly so when it comes to parts of history that doesn't paint the country you live in at its best.

I'm in the UK right now and the sheer rewriting of history almost the entire population has undergone is terrifying.

I can't think of a specific book but there are tons of books, movies, documentaries, youtube series that can fill the layman's gaps in knowledge.

I'm really not an expert at all in anything, I'm just repeating shit the experts say.

Not revolutionary/Civil war but I highly reccomend the WW1/WW2 week by week videos by Indy Neidell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FgaL0xIazk

https://youtu.be/2b7GY4BSUmU

Each episode they cover what happened that week in the respective war, they also have spotlight episodes about specific subjects/people and as expected it's such a complicated mess that you end up jumping down dozens of historical rabbit holes to find out more about what caused everything to be like that

And once you do that you end up watching weird videos about all sorts of odd historical periods.

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Robot2600
09/22/22 12:15:43 AM
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