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Adam
09/18/22 7:42:35 PM
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How the fuck does the son of God die to weak ass peasants

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dameon_reaper
09/18/22 7:47:13 PM
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It was a plot hole.
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ultimate_reaver
09/18/22 7:48:23 PM
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that was around the time they started hiring sjws to write for them. the series took a real downturn until around ephesians

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R1masher
09/18/22 7:49:05 PM
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You could get all types of shit done for thirty pieces of silver back then

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SoIidLegacy
09/18/22 7:50:01 PM
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Adam posted...
How the fuck does the son of God die to weak ass peasants

"Uh, he...he, uhm...uh, died FOR US! Yeah, that's it! He allowed himself to die, and he did it all for us! Phew! Wow, it sounds a lot more impressive now, doesn't it!"

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Kombucha
09/18/22 7:50:50 PM
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He didn't just die for us, he died for our sins so I can touch myself at night thanks to his death.

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Ratchetrockon
09/18/22 7:51:01 PM
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He is like one of them glass cannon wizards

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FaultyCircuitry
09/18/22 7:51:30 PM
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He let it happen.

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YugiNoob
09/18/22 7:52:27 PM
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Its like when you play some complete noob online and feel sorry for them and let them win once

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dameon_reaper
09/18/22 7:52:35 PM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
"Uh, he...he, uhm...uh, died FOR US! Yeah, that's it! He allowed himself to die, and he did it all for us! Phew! Wow, it sounds a lot more impressive now, doesn't it!"

This sounds like its from the mind of a DMPC of a terrible DM.
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Patchwork
09/18/22 7:55:26 PM
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Achilles was a Demi-god, and he died by the biggest bitch in the Trojan War.

Theseus got thrown off a cliff.

Hercules got poisoned.

Jesus took a hell of a beating before he went out, to be fair.

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Kakapo
09/18/22 7:55:53 PM
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Basically god wanted someone to suffer and he didnt care who it was, so his son took one for the team.

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thisworld
09/18/22 7:58:13 PM
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R1masher posted...
You could get all types of shit done for thirty pieces of silver back then

Wonder how much is that in today's money?
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YugiNoob
09/18/22 7:59:03 PM
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One MILLION dollars

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MegaCamerupt
09/18/22 8:14:42 PM
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Adam posted...
How the fuck does the son of God die to weak ass peasants
You ever played a JRPG?
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Sariana21
09/18/22 8:33:27 PM
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He tells you in Gethsemene.

BTW, Judas is the hero. Without him no one would be saved.

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haloiscoolisbak
09/18/22 8:34:43 PM
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He was just a sneaky conman. A pretty good one evidently. But not good enough to fool the Romans!

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St0rmFury
09/18/22 8:37:44 PM
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Kakapo posted...
Basically god wanted someone to suffer and he didnt care who it was, so his son took one for the team.
But his son is also himself.

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iPhone_7
09/18/22 8:39:40 PM
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MegaCamerupt posted...
You ever played a JRPG?
lold

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